The laws of pouët.net
category: general [glöplog]
Now that I've been reading the oldskool pouët.net bbs for quite some time I think I'm able to formulate a law of the behaviour in this particular institution.
1. For each original thread that is created, there is one or more parasite/joke/anti-thread(s) created shortly after that.
Know any more pouët.net-laws? Help me complete the list...
1. For each original thread that is created, there is one or more parasite/joke/anti-thread(s) created shortly after that.
Know any more pouët.net-laws? Help me complete the list...
2. Thou shalt write alternately in a sarcastic and a serious tone resulting in making it impossible to decipher your true message.
3. BASS!
3. the longer a thread stays on top of the board, the more likely it becomes to contain a post reminding you not to forget about inerciademoparty2005
3. don't forget to come
3. blaue scheissewagen \o/
That image is actually law #2
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4. Rob is jarig, no matter what day it is.
5. Three sir!
Fabrausch must get at least 1/10 of all your cdc's.
6. You must create a new thread for every single funny thing on the Internet.
7. Every time you're down, you start a new thread "I quit the scene!"
7:
Before you start or reply to a topic within our noble oldskool pouët BBS you should be advised of the following characteristics:
1. The Pouët admins are in no way responsible, or willing to ever be, regarding their users behaviour.
2. Pouët is in fact not a valid representation of the real spirit of the scene. It never claimed to be.
If that's what you were looking for when reading our BBS topics, we strongly suggest you visit a demoparty instead.
The oldskool pouët BBS is mearly a forum for sceners, with obviously too much free time, to release their frustrations and advertise some scene information for salted communitary feedback, as opposed to polluting the prod comments section.
In fact, the oldskool pouët BBS is a snakepit ZOO full of deadly traps and flamebait chocolure for all sorts of careless sceners. So enter at your own risk, try not to feel easily insulted and remember: please don't feed the trolls.
If you're a newbie to the scene or a missplaced outcast scene legend about to make the mistake of attempting civilized conversation within our halls, please forgive our users for their careless idiocy, mindless absurd behaviour and extended internal jokes, try not to take things too seriously.
You have been warned.
Before you start or reply to a topic within our noble oldskool pouët BBS you should be advised of the following characteristics:
1. The Pouët admins are in no way responsible, or willing to ever be, regarding their users behaviour.
2. Pouët is in fact not a valid representation of the real spirit of the scene. It never claimed to be.
If that's what you were looking for when reading our BBS topics, we strongly suggest you visit a demoparty instead.
The oldskool pouët BBS is mearly a forum for sceners, with obviously too much free time, to release their frustrations and advertise some scene information for salted communitary feedback, as opposed to polluting the prod comments section.
In fact, the oldskool pouët BBS is a snakepit ZOO full of deadly traps and flamebait chocolure for all sorts of careless sceners. So enter at your own risk, try not to feel easily insulted and remember: please don't feed the trolls.
If you're a newbie to the scene or a missplaced outcast scene legend about to make the mistake of attempting civilized conversation within our halls, please forgive our users for their careless idiocy, mindless absurd behaviour and extended internal jokes, try not to take things too seriously.
You have been warned.
8. We all must agree with StingRay, he is the mercyfull and the all known.
2. dont talk about pouet
btw, havoc: http://www.blaue-wagen.de/ we should buy this for evil as xmas present!!!11
3. dont talk about pouet
4. stop talking about pouet
5. Or else? Check the next rule
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