Chuck Norris on the demoscene
category: general [glöplog]
Chuck Norris got busted in wanking with his own son.
Chuck Norris applied for Titan
Twice!
Chuck Norris killed the demoscene
Twice?!
Chuck Norris can kill the demoscene for an infinite amount of times.
Just so you know.
Just so you know.
only Chuck Norris makes it possible.
Chuck Norris makes Next Empire look good.
Oh go chuck a norris already.
In 2100 AD, war was beginning! lol!
You mean a David Hasselhoff on the demoscene, Chuck Norris....Not
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the scene. Now scene is dead.
Chuck Norris is not scenefeeling, Hasselhoff is.
You see Chuck is all about being a good guy - who cares?
Whereas David Hasselhoff drives his own computer.
You see Chuck is all about being a good guy - who cares?
Whereas David Hasselhoff drives his own computer.
Chuck Norris was assfucked by David Hasselhoff, and SURVIVED.
Hasselhoff coded a demo on Kitt which made Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris' heads explode in unison while their bowels unvoluntarily produced the Knightrider themesong in D flat.
Chuck Norris contracted his ass when he was assfucked by David Hasselhoff.
Since that, David Hasselhoff can use his penis as a USB lengthen.
Just so you know.
Since that, David Hasselhoff can use his penis as a USB lengthen.
Just so you know.
The original 1-take Knightrder themesong was recorded in D flat by David Hasselhoff's magic watch, with German lyrics by David Hasselhoff himself ofcourse.
Chuck Norris spells the plural form of -us words with -ii, such as virii, torii, penii and roundhoiie kicks.
CHUCK can do over 100 000 pressups and cause women to have such a massive orgasm that it covers the whole of his face
nitro: "penus"?
Yeah, you never heard the word penus?
CHUCK is jarig
DUNGEON NORRIS!!!
chuck norris brought boredom over the world by brainfucking ppl to post fucking chuck norris facts in the net.
Sir Garbagechuck