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We had a French exhcange student at our school and in gym he had cramp in his knees and didnt want to participate.

I told him he must tell the teacher. He asks "how?"

I say "Tell him you have crabs".

So, Fabian approaches the teacher and says "Sir, I have got crabs!"

We all got a great laugh from it!

There was another time when this kid started wearing a sovreign ring to school and we said it was the ring from Lord of the Rings/aka "the precious".

Word got around and every time he wore the ring people would pretend he was invisible. When he took it off people would ask "where did you come from?"

It drove him crazy but it was great fun for us all!

One time when I was teaching my class, the pupils were being noisy so I pretended to have a heart attack.

You should see their faces go white with terror! They all crowded round me and I started laughing! Great prank!

Lator once puked in a wineglas. Is that a practical joke? Or is it unhandy?

"Scare Tactics" with Shannen Doherty.

i hate your practical jokes already

one time, at band camp, i punched a fake pouet-user in the face for being stupid and annoying.

Last April 1st I just kicked everyone I saw as hard as I ever could. Some got angry, some even cried (especially children). LOL! Didn't know I was just kidding :) Fools!

(No. not really. But if you've ever wondered the difference between 'just trolling' and being genuinely annoying idiot.. you could say there's a fine line somewhere there. Hope your skill is enough)

added to fakeusers list.. 5 beers says its shane.

All the practical jokes in school revolved around me.

This one time, i woke up with alot of blood in my face. I were mad drunk the day before. i though i`d kill another looser again.

so you ate him?

I did this nice prank for my best friend a few years ago. I put a shotgun in his room, so that when he opens the door it would trigger. He died. Now how funny is THAT!

It was his birthday too, I forgot to mention.

teel: how come no one ever does those kind of surprises to me? :(

teel: how does such a setup work? i'd like to try it myself sometime!

havoc: i thought spy vs spy existed on atari aswell...

I had a dream I was a vacuum cleaner, That dream really sucked too.

ps: sure it does, but i suppose i didn't spend enough time playing it =]

what gloom said!

cool avatar, master slaps!
btw.. madmixx, what's about your's.. didn't you want to create a new one?! ;D

venomsoup: yeh, but i found no time the last days to make one, so i'll run with this preliminary one in the meantime.. (also an application icon, but not that obvious this time;)

Remove the traffic signs from the street! IT'S JUST SO MUCH FUN!

fuck it. remove the street and let the cars fall into an infinate pit.

once someone asked me and my friend for directions. i said "you gotta turn left and then go on for about 2 km and then turn right, right again and you are there". after he thanked me and gone away, i started laughing so hard, because i pranked him. my friend told me "i thought it was the first time you came to visit me" "it IS, man! i was joking with that guy!" "well", my friend told me, "you gave the guy a pretty good description on how to get there..."

wtf?