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you're "officially" a demoscener when...

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- you send fuckings to kewlers at the bonfire and don't get thrown in.
- you get your prod "not shown" three years in a row at assembly.
- you are asked to do an invitation intro to a party in the middle of nowhere.
- farbrausch greet you.
- a famous scener spilled beer/salmiaki on your keyboard/phone.
added on the 2004-09-21 06:50:22 by psenough psenough
SO THERE IS NO APPLICATION TO FILL?-(
added on the 2004-09-21 07:20:13 by uns3en_ uns3en_
no application. and you were never eligible anyways.
added on the 2004-09-21 07:23:51 by uncle-x uncle-x
So there's maybe one or two official demosceners? Cool, I'm glad I'm not one of them.
FUCKIINGZ TO NIKO!!!11!1
added on the 2004-09-21 07:31:44 by uns3en_ uns3en_
- you understand what fake elitism is and dont take it for sarcasm.
- you embrace lobsters as children of god
- you have written/voted for diskmags/chartsmags in atleast 3 diferent platforms.
added on the 2004-09-21 07:31:53 by psenough psenough
no-one's ever spilled beer or salmiakki on my phone or keyboard. I'm not a demoscener then :-(
added on the 2004-09-21 07:32:18 by uncle-x uncle-x
'embrace lobsters as children of god'

i just got a very distinctly lovecraftian feel... with a slight twist of monty python.
added on the 2004-09-21 07:33:54 by uncle-x uncle-x
iam fag fistfuck slave = iam TEH SUPAH SkENERR!!1
added on the 2004-09-21 07:34:52 by uns3en_ uns3en_
unclex: you should have paid for cesare's ngage ;)
added on the 2004-09-21 07:36:40 by psenough psenough
you get your prod "not shown" three years in a row at assembly

that's a sign of something else actually :D
added on the 2004-09-21 08:08:00 by Gargaj Gargaj
all in favor of Jason Scott approval rise their hands..
added on the 2004-09-21 08:14:23 by psenough psenough
if thats a live feed i don't think jason's ever going to have a chance...
added on the 2004-09-21 08:15:40 by uncle-x uncle-x
Patrick, great job there =P
added on the 2004-09-21 08:24:39 by Nezbie Nezbie
I guess I just get tired of typing.
later that day during the Pouet-debate...
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added on the 2004-09-21 08:43:44 by Gargaj Gargaj
Here's a few more:

- You think you are better at making demos than anyone else, but don't bother to do anything, maybe just some quasi-artistic crap in a few hours
- At every demoparty you think "i'm too old for this shit", but still manage to pass out in some cold and moist place instead of getting a hotel room
added on the 2004-09-21 08:46:10 by kurli kurli
- ... you start headbanging every time you hear ABBA - S.O.S.
- ... you shout ALLLLEEEEEEEZZ in the cinema when the movie starts ...
(- ... and you want to fill your votesheet when the movie ends ...)
(- ... and later you wonder if it can be done in 64k or less ...)
(- ... and you go home and do it in 4k ...)
- ... you see a pile of Lego-s and admit how they also added operator stacking support.
- ... you feel the sudden urge to watch heaven seven on the pc's running screensavers in the hardware store.
- ... you make dinner and when it sucks you shrug and think "the final version will be better anyway".
added on the 2004-09-21 09:00:19 by Gargaj Gargaj
-the only way you get any amount of sleep when you're young is when your parents come into the room and say, "kill all lights and sound"
"kill all audio and lights" ... *cough*
added on the 2004-09-21 09:05:40 by Gargaj Gargaj
And that my friends is why you should go to bed before 2am. Good night.
Let's see...

- "fuckings to kewlers" -> I think I sent fuckings to someone else, I don't have much point in fucking the kewlies ;)
- "prod not shown" -> Oh yes... If you count also the not-played tunes I can count up to 7 years :D
- "invitation" -> umm... this too :D
- "farbrausch greet you" -> \o/
- a famous scener spilled beer/salmiaki on your keyboard/phone -> This has to be recursive, since I spilled salmiakki on MY OWN mobile at Buenzli :D No wait... Surfing/RJ spilled beer on my pc at T.I.G.98...
added on the 2004-09-21 09:25:16 by dixan dixan
And Rainmaker's points are the most important two!
added on the 2004-09-21 09:26:55 by dixan dixan

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