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release date : october 2006
release party : Function 2006
compo : combined 64k
ranked : 2nd
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popularity : 59%
  • -0.41
alltime top: #50785
added on the 2006-10-08 14:41:14 by guardian ٩๏̯͡๏۶ guardian ٩๏̯͡๏۶

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Talk about dragging the S!P name down in the mud.
sucks added on the 2006-10-08 14:53:57 by Zplex Zplex
Zplex: oh, i thought TMB had done that long ago. No damage here.


- How did you manage to make the engine run at an acceptable framerate (no miracle with core2 and gf7950 tho) but it still stutters like a Parkinson victim on steroids?
- How old is your musician? 12? Damn, do you really think throwing a few overused chip samples together and knowing three mod effects is enough? I don't want to disappoint you, but we in the demoscene actually DO appreciate a certain musical understanding above "i got that bontempi keyboard as a child and it totally rocks. if i only knew what the black keys were for...", thank you.
- speaking of "understanding"... there are tutorials out there how to make blur/radialblur/hypnoglow for years now, how did you manage to ignore ALL advances made on the image postproc front since 1999?
- and how DARE you write "design" into your credits when it's obvious that no design skill at all went into the visuals? The colors are ugly as fuck, none of the scenes make the slightest sense on both the aesthetic and the semantic level, and the whole thing leaves a definite impression of being completely empty and "we didn't have the slightest idea what to do so we just threw a few cubes together". Yeah right.
- and seriously, Smash Designs demos aren't exactly the right place to rip the fonts from, sorry ;)

One constructive advice? Go back to your computers and start practicing. And then, in about five years, when that small feeling in your stomach that constantly says "I suck in comparison" has alomst gone away, THEN start releasing. But this one seriously hurts.
sucks added on the 2006-10-08 15:07:41 by kb_ kb_
i think it's time chenmy moves over glScalef glRotatef (so called) effects.
sucks added on the 2006-10-08 15:13:21 by anesthetic anesthetic

sucks added on the 2006-10-08 15:18:16 by flexi flexi
sucks added on the 2006-10-08 15:19:03 by got got
You made so better than that. Thanks for the greetings, and keep working on design/code/music, cause i know you can do way better my fruits :)
rulez added on the 2006-10-08 15:20:39 by iks iks
yes.. this sucks!

it's a 64k, when precalc time is around 0 seconds nothing much can have been generated.. and suprise! I was right. It looks like you generated a handfull of textures, all in b/w which are then rendered with different glColor settings ( like the explosion ). Seriously, you must have felt that this would look like crap from the beginning. Ile, for example, have been nice enought to write about texture generation in Hugi. Please read that. Nice textures can really help bad design!
It's not the intro with the fastest pre-calc that get's to fuck the prom-queen you know!! ;-)
sucks added on the 2006-10-08 15:35:59 by ekoli ekoli
Damn, this was really, really bad
sucks added on the 2006-10-08 16:09:04 by britelite britelite
that's bad
sucks added on the 2006-10-08 16:18:24 by zeebr zeebr
so bad its good ;)
sucks added on the 2006-10-08 16:34:36 by uns3en_ uns3en_
unseen: no, not quite there yet. :p
sucks added on the 2006-10-08 17:05:10 by wb wb
wow, they actually made kb angry!

it's bad, but it's not THAT bad. still, the cube-sky was amazing, in a nextempire kind of way. and let's just say "music: nausea" at the end rings a bit true.
sucks added on the 2006-10-08 17:42:25 by phoenix phoenix
haha, i meant "amusing", not amazing.
added on the 2006-10-08 17:43:18 by phoenix phoenix
it's bad, but it's not THAT bad. still, the cube-sky was amazing, in a nextempire kind of way. and let's just say "music: nausea" at the end rings a bit true.

YEEEE! (voice of lil jon, you know that crunk guy meaning that i totally agree. and that cube-sky oh baby, its so bad, its good!)
added on the 2006-10-08 17:45:09 by uns3en_ uns3en_
it is not as bad!
interesting cube movement, etc...

(skyboy could be bigger)
rulez added on the 2006-10-08 17:53:54 by pohar pohar
Not as bad as I was expecting from the comments, but still not enjoyable at all :)
sucks added on the 2006-10-08 18:01:45 by dairos dairos
sucks added on the 2006-10-08 18:03:21 by starbuck starbuck
Not that bad. I like the plane part, especially when camera just behind the plane.
rulez added on the 2006-10-08 18:58:42 by ragnor ragnor
sucks added on the 2006-10-08 19:06:47 by kusma kusma
what kb said.. only shorter! :)
sucks added on the 2006-10-08 19:48:42 by post malone post malone
wow ! SURPRISE PRODUCTIONS SI THE ROX! make a coop with dubmood of razor 1911 !!!!
rulez added on the 2006-10-08 20:16:52 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
Nice and pleasant, although simple. Cool music..
I liked it.
rulez added on the 2006-10-08 20:37:22 by Leo_69_ Leo_69_

i am sorry if i am not as enlighted as you are
but maybe you find the time
to explaine to me
what it might have been
that makes you consider
me responsible
for everything
dont like
make me wonder
added on the 2006-10-08 21:01:28 by elkmoose elkmoose
longest explosion in history :) ok, it's not that good but it doesn't deserve that much negative comments either.
rulez added on the 2006-10-08 22:49:33 by Skate Skate
not really good - random effects, no Consistency - too simple music, sorry, thumb down for this one
sucks added on the 2006-10-08 22:55:18 by Sapphire Sapphire
Hahaha.. and they list 3 people for 'design'!

Classy :D
sucks added on the 2006-10-08 23:03:42 by okkie okkie
a must have for cube lovers outhere :)
sucks added on the 2006-10-09 01:13:44 by frohikey frohikey
what kb and skate said
added on the 2006-10-09 02:04:17 by 4kum4 4kum4
rulez added on the 2006-10-09 02:22:28 by Buckethead Buckethead
sucks added on the 2006-10-09 04:24:21 by red red
sucks added on the 2006-10-09 08:13:39 by bitl bitl
music : nausea


holy word O_O
sucks added on the 2006-10-09 08:18:16 by apricot apricot
i'm a bit simple when it comes to music, so i actually thought the soundtrack in this one was ok. but the visuals..dear god..
sucks added on the 2006-10-09 08:30:34 by hollowman hollowman
Practice more!
sucks added on the 2006-10-09 14:03:30 by Lazarus Lazarus
there's a big secret button on the computer that can make a full 64k just take a look for it at the front side of your case.
sucks added on the 2006-10-09 15:31:45 by decipher decipher
ur all stupid on pouet.

the coder deserves more respec for the time passed on this intro, 75% of the people thumbing down aren't able to code this. lamers.

thumbs up for a good prod. keep up man, with a lil more design its very good.
rulez added on the 2006-10-09 22:56:11 by bull bull
ok prod
rulez added on the 2006-10-09 23:21:04 by pasy pasy
as bad as my mood :(
sucks added on the 2006-10-09 23:29:54 by StingRay StingRay
i think 100% of those 75% are very happy about not being able to do something like this
added on the 2006-10-09 23:41:39 by hollowman hollowman
this is better than expected after those massive comments... keep it up, dudes.
added on the 2006-10-10 15:18:09 by chromag chromag
sucks added on the 2006-10-11 05:41:46 by kimi kardashian kimi kardashian
really not that good
added on the 2006-10-12 10:43:10 by gg|rhg gg|rhg
A bit lengthy, but good enough for a thumb.
rulez added on the 2006-10-12 22:16:33 by T$ T$
i thought this was, well, "low budget" to be honest.
i just wonder how come this gets so many comments :D who pasted the link around irc? :D
added on the 2006-10-14 11:48:01 by Gargaj Gargaj
i second guys who visualize their demoidea to implementation but not very well means i could easily agree with those demodesigns which actually doesnt create excellent fxs.
the city-mesh that nuke have a talk with me still seems unsettled and unreleasable, i suppose the deadline which affect the publishing time is the factor inperfect the whole demo.
anyway, okay for ur efforts @funktion.
added on the 2006-10-21 16:00:52 by sunnm sunnm
I watched this again today and even if I don't find it great, I would like to change my vote to 'good'. With better textures and a little more work put into the song this would be really ok! I hope that the makers behind this intro find the energy to prove all these negative comments wrong ( including my earlier ) instead of losing interest in making demos/intros. Your next production will be really interesting!!
added on the 2006-10-28 22:48:36 by ekoli ekoli
"tirnagini yap da öyle konuş. idiot"
sucks added on the 2007-01-03 11:47:39 by puNky puNky
sucks added on the 2007-05-07 14:23:43 by arm arm
It would be ok in 4k, but it 64K NOT!!!
sucks added on the 2008-10-19 12:14:17 by MuffinHop MuffinHop

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