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Frontal assault by xzm
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screenshot added by a_lee_n on 2003-08-02 06:08:00
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release date : august 2003
release party : Assembly 2003
compo : gamedev
ranked : 4th
  • rulez 41
  • is ok 12
  • sucks 12
popularity : 3%
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added on the 2003-08-02 06:08:00 by a_lee_n a_lee_n

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OMG.. it's like dance dance revolution.. only with tits.
rulez added on the 2003-08-02 06:08:23 by a_lee_n a_lee_n
I'm sorry.. the name of the game is Frontal Assault, not Frontial.. someone change this if possible.
added on the 2003-08-02 06:09:56 by a_lee_n a_lee_n
What, I tell you about it, you go post to pouet while I go buy beer? (: Right anyway the question for this year's Assembly game compo is: Sex, or Violence? (this is sex.) I'm voting violence of course (rekkaturvat)
funny :D
rulez added on the 2003-08-02 07:25:30 by mrdoob mrdoob
you're sick :) but this is funny...
"sex is violent!" so i'll vote for boooth :)
rulez added on the 2003-08-02 07:38:51 by FooLman FooLman
how could this be an entry for ASM03-entry when ASM doesn't start till next weekend? And if it is an ASM-entry then the creators could say 'Thank you' to A_Lee_N for getting them disqualified (one is not allowed to spread the releases prior to a party).
Sorry I don't like this one...
added on the 2003-08-02 08:41:45 by Nicky One Nicky One
rasmus, why don't you just read the gamedev compo rules first? :)
added on the 2003-08-02 09:14:16 by ryg ryg
shake it baby....
rulez added on the 2003-08-02 10:32:53 by starbuck starbuck
rasmus, all the asm03 games are public (http://www.assembly.org/content/compos/gamedev-entries.html)...

what comes to game: all around ugly but i like ddr-like games and this has an idea :)
rulez added on the 2003-08-02 11:54:05 by shadez shadez
Can't beleive it! LOL!!! I am gonna hand this to my friends now =)
rulez added on the 2003-08-02 12:36:35 by Optimus Optimus
it's fugly .. can't beat porrasturvat in any way =)
added on the 2003-08-02 13:35:58 by dalezr dalezr
ASSMUS: Maybe you should get some sense of reality before accusing me of such a thing, the gamedev compo is indeed a part of Assembly even though it takes place before the actual party. This is because people need a chance to play through the games thoroughly before you vote at the party.

This once again prove the old saying; "If you are called Rasmus, don't open your mouth" .. or was that; "If you don't have anything nice to say"? Oh well, i'm sure those are directly linked to each other in one way or another.

[Apologies to other Rasmus:es that doesn't behave like an ass.]
added on the 2003-08-02 14:51:57 by a_lee_n a_lee_n
quite funny :)

though i would enjoy it more with eyes winking at me ;)
and isn't the skin texture kinda weird ?
rulez added on the 2003-08-02 15:32:45 by Zest Zest
I personally prefer this more than the turvats, not for the tits don't get me wrong, but because it's much more playable and fun!
added on the 2003-08-02 15:49:02 by Optimus Optimus
It's a nice game play, even the blue one are sometimes hard to hit ... and I wonder how this tits resist to BECOME blue after so many slaps :)
rulez added on the 2003-08-02 16:44:34 by [pixman] [pixman]
pixman : maybe because they are fake ;)
added on the 2003-08-02 17:07:12 by Zest Zest
I want a "Rasmus Assault" game 8)
added on the 2003-08-02 20:27:56 by bhead bhead
Why not "Optimus Assault"? I thought I was the most popular 8]
added on the 2003-08-02 21:05:59 by Optimus Optimus
bounce, bounce, baby!!!
i could play this forever :)
the "arcade" feeling is very cool, but yeah, the skin texture sucks...
rulez added on the 2003-08-02 22:29:43 by deemage deemage
Change the "tisut" images to "paita" and you can play with naked boobies!

The only thing missing is either a "gravity" and/or "firmness" option.

Why can't I pinch the nipples??
rulez added on the 2003-08-03 00:12:11 by sea_monkey sea_monkey
I got a punch in the balls from my friend for playing this game you bastards!!

"You think thats funny" she said.
"Yeah" I replied.
"Would you find it funny if it was a man and you kept hitting his balls" she asked.
"yeah probably" I said.

Then she hit me in the balls and I couldn't f'kin breath and I felt like I wanted to be sick. If it feels like this for women then its not a funny game at all.
sucks added on the 2003-08-03 00:33:00 by Shanethewolf Shanethewolf
plus for game-concept, minus for realism. (these nerds really ought to get their hands on some -real- tits once in a while, for research if nothing else :)
added on the 2003-08-03 00:38:17 by gloom gloom
whoble whoble
added on the 2003-08-03 01:31:27 by ttl ttl
It give me grate lagths and boner!! yes i play also with naked boobies!

shane you want play sexy with man yes?? hahaaaa.
rulez added on the 2003-08-03 01:39:16 by Shanethewolf Shanethewolf
Naked version has ugly nipples :(
added on the 2003-08-03 01:41:33 by Optimus Optimus
Yes, they are ugly nipples.
Instead of replacing the graphics, just delete the 'no-xxx' file (I don't remember the name of it, it's 9 bytes tho and just contains "no xxx") and the game will ask you if you're over 18 at startup. If yes, you get the bad n3kk1d texture, if no, you get the screenshot.
looks like the summum of sexism
added on the 2003-08-03 11:39:10 by _-_-__ _-_-__
Nah. Sex sells lousy games.
sucks added on the 2003-08-03 16:34:26 by bumbu bumbu
hehe nicely made and cool idea :) But i find it boring + when i got back to windows the resolution was 640*480 for some reason.
rulez added on the 2003-08-04 10:54:57 by LHS LHS
Rather weird. Sexy Menuedesign (Logotype etc.) but the game itself is unplayable, imho. Nice Music, too
added on the 2003-08-04 17:47:38 by elend elend
Shane: stop fantasizing and faking :P
added on the 2003-08-05 02:06:54 by Zest Zest
Actually, I find Shane's comment very funny! =)
added on the 2003-08-05 13:39:44 by Optimus Optimus
Funny to play and well coded :)
And I like huge boobs, of course :)
rulez added on the 2003-08-05 19:52:18 by Blade^Absurd Blade^Absurd
great idea.. and it looks great!!
rulez added on the 2003-08-05 21:13:23 by darkus darkus
You should all be ashamed. Women are not objects!
mit-tic-co!
rulez added on the 2003-08-07 19:31:19 by soolta soolta
Can't wait for the one where you have to dangle testicles.
sucks added on the 2003-08-08 11:19:38 by Shifter Shifter
pah
sucks added on the 2003-08-08 12:06:55 by dairos dairos
this game is really funny!!
i like the arcade style..
but my gf didn't let me play this with hers... ;-)
rulez added on the 2003-08-08 13:29:52 by v3nom v3nom
Boring and repetitive
sucks added on the 2003-08-08 15:20:17 by dEpressio dEpressio
don´t show it to your girlfriend..
rulez added on the 2003-08-09 10:43:45 by apemon apemon
"Either this is a product of the author’s extremely fucked up childhood or it’s a failed attempt at marketing Dance Dance Revolution to heterosexuals."

Whaha. And even better:

"Publisher: Nobody, which is surprising since a game like this would probably sell in Japan."

That link made my day. ;)
added on the 2003-08-11 16:53:51 by tomaes tomaes
OK game, but the review is excellent:)
added on the 2003-08-11 17:27:59 by silmaril silmaril
Review was damn funny, but the game sucks. It's a bit sexist too, but making a version with a guy in a pouch (or a very fat man) would make it fine.

What would have made it work would be to use keyboard control, and require the moves in time with the music, like the dancing games. As it is, it;s too annoying.
sucks added on the 2003-08-15 11:11:06 by psonice psonice
fun
rulez added on the 2003-08-21 19:24:28 by spengler spengler
Lame idea, ugly textures / models, no playability and it's boring. I don't see how someone would be playing this after 20 minutes.

nice fonts / menus, okay-ish music, though. Oh, and I don't like ddr-like games.
sucks added on the 2003-08-24 17:47:23 by moT moT
actually you CAN show this to your girlfriend..
and get your own highscore beaten by her 10 minutes later.. :)
rulez shit 4 a simple arcade game!
rulez added on the 2003-08-31 01:43:42 by toxie toxie
Me want a sequel ! or a 2 players mode in a V.2 :)))) Good idea and see to your next prod ! ;) ( maybe we can make a dick game ? :p )
rulez added on the 2004-03-08 12:43:54 by iso iso
Hahaha!!!
The quotes at the review are the best quotes ever =)))
I wanna see Amusic beating the game live at ReAct (or BP perhaps? :)
added on the 2004-03-08 14:08:18 by Optimus Optimus
504 pts
funny and well done
delete NO-XRATED file for full version, sounds are cool ;)
(combo swinger and bounce is hard to do)
rulez added on the 2004-05-05 17:49:42 by Zone (leZone) Zone (leZone)
it rocks! :D
rulez added on the 2004-07-02 10:43:55 by dbrn dbrn
Idea = baaaah ! Playing interest = baaaah !
sucks added on the 2004-07-25 08:14:09 by He...be... He...be...
rulez added on the 2004-10-28 04:02:30 by dipswitch dipswitch
Gets boring after about 5 seconds. Totally playable and uninteresting.
sucks added on the 2004-10-28 05:06:45 by Nezbie Nezbie
Funny game, and his comment is the funniest thing I've seen Shane post.
rulez added on the 2004-10-28 05:19:28 by SiW SiW
Stupid :p
sucks added on the 2004-10-28 09:21:25 by Preacher Preacher
anyone who doesn't like this is just a prude. xzm did what all hormonally imbalanced coders have wanted to do for as long as coders have been around. hah!
rulez added on the 2004-11-10 23:05:35 by witeshade witeshade
:D
rulez added on the 2004-11-10 23:10:11 by Buckethead Buckethead
WHEN BREASTS COLLIDE!!
rulez added on the 2004-11-21 01:20:59 by zomb zomb
GREAT!!!
rulez added on the 2004-11-21 01:52:02 by ninja ninja
today record -- 1909
added on the 2004-11-21 13:39:09 by ninja ninja
i want a freestyle mode with more "details" :)
rulez added on the 2005-05-07 20:14:51 by Lupin Lupin
rulez added on the 2005-05-07 21:36:17 by las las
still nice
rulez added on the 2006-02-25 04:35:18 by René Madenmann René Madenmann
lol. Original concept, and fun!
rulez added on the 2006-05-06 01:55:18 by chameleon chameleon
This game rocked. And if you don't like it you're a fag ;P
rulez added on the 2006-09-05 20:18:00 by gencha gencha
Excellent Game I have played it for hours, I wish someone would do a port for the Nintendo DS :)
rulez added on the 2006-10-22 06:18:06 by siccoyote siccoyote
haha a masterpiece for a game!
rulez added on the 2007-02-12 20:14:23 by decipher decipher
.
sucks added on the 2008-01-14 14:21:59 by panic panic
what an amazing gameplay mechanic.
rulez added on the 2009-07-27 04:07:01 by alienus alienus
Nice boobs!
rulez added on the 2009-10-14 17:37:37 by kapische kapische
löl
rulez added on the 2010-02-28 20:20:23 by T$ T$
:D
rulez added on the 2010-03-25 09:51:06 by devreci devreci
Immature
sucks added on the 2014-09-19 21:03:12 by The_Grandmother The_Grandmother
yes!
rulez added on the 2016-08-08 18:50:31 by elfh elfh
time well spent

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