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YeeeeeSSS!!! This is the ultimate experience by the PoWAh group 'The Swedes' !!! Totally gripping and stuff.....
Doesn't run here. Swedes suck.
kb, what happens?
Simple effects, nothing special, I dislike the title
I personally really liked the displacement texture effect.
nokia pays my schooling
then you or your country suck :)
doesn't run here either
Swedes suck as does the Ridge.
This intro rocked. The Swedes rules, Nokia sucks.
ERICSSON IS THE BEST
ERICSSON IS THE BEST
ERICSSON IS THE BEST
ERICSSON IS THE BEST
ERICSSON IS THE BEST
ERICSSON IS THE BEST
ERICSSON IS THE BEST
ERICSSON IS THE BEST
ERICSSON IS THE BEST
ERICSSON IS THE BEST
ERICSSON IS THE BEST
ERICSSON IS THE BEST
ERICSSON IS THE BEST
ERICSSON IS THE BEST
ERICSSON IS THE BEST
Nokia really sucks, intro rulez for having the guts to say it in asm :))
zafos: remind me please the model of your mobile phone...
The version we had for jurying didn't even have music in it and something like one effect in it. So yea, we keep dissing. It sucks.
nokia, ericsson, alcatel, siemens.. they all suck.
motorola rulx!
DECK: it was BUGs !! a final release was handled in to late .. just one day to late.. but it rocked for sure! its this! its magnifice, NOKIA SUCKS!!
everything sux.
except me.
except me.
Deck, actually the update was handed in around 23:00-23:45 on friday, but the guy who said I should give it to him did not give it to the compo crew until next morning. And the 64k compo organizer told me that THIS was the version used for the jury. Would've been nice if people told the truth atleast. But I don't mind really, nokia sucks.
Nokia sucks!!
could someone tell me why my ftp-server crashes everytime i run this intro?!
hohohohoho =) bugilibug!!!
some strange sounds, too messy - but watchable
The music was fucking awesome imo. I talked to some of the swedes, and aparently it was made in some new unreleased tracker-thingy. macaw, features rocks.
your attempts at making 'the swedes' sound like an actual group consisting of not-you are embarassingly bad, guys. :)
must be split personality...swedish people often talk to themselves..
stefancrs: intresting , da swedes at the party also had some funky tracker ... but it really doesnt sound the same, does this guys have many crappy synths?
lator: dunno, ask anders, he or peter would know afaik.
sagacity: most swedes are in "the swedes" as it seems, haven't seen any official member-list though, but the constillation seems to be fucking huge.
sagacity: most swedes are in "the swedes" as it seems, haven't seen any official member-list though, but the constillation seems to be fucking huge.
uhm, i meant from "the party" ie theparty.dk crap, tho live, EY!
iam not making sense and iam not fin, ill sleep
iam not making sense and iam not fin, ill sleep
Judging from the title I was expecting a 'joke' production. But actually this was okay. The blobs were nice, although the music had some noise and everything ended kinda suddently.
At least the title is a change from 'Microsoft sucks.'
At least the title is a change from 'Microsoft sucks.'
Thom: Microsoft sucks doesn't insult any country, so why would the swedes name a prod "microsoft sucks" ? They will probably do stuff like "nokia sucks" for finland and "Germany, home of the nazists" etc. I dunno, I guess time will tell. Maybe they should avoid the nazi-topic, because germans are way to ashamed of their own history to even joke about it.
lator: Ah, yes. I dunno. Maybe different coders/musicians have different shit going.
lator: Ah, yes. I dunno. Maybe different coders/musicians have different shit going.
steffo: thats why they should be made fun of! lets hope the swedes does the german nazis good!
Mercedes sucks is probably a good title if they should release anything... or maybe:
Helmut is a mother f%#¤ing Khol...
Helmut is a mother f%#¤ing Khol...
hitler drives mercedes
Actually, since I'm a member and all. Why wouldn't "All germans are nazis" be a good title? It's funny.
yeah since I'm the founder and all. I must say its a brilliant intro name, (btw, cant we have lots of internal wars and kick people to The Norwegians and stuff like that in the future?:)
Ofcourse we can, and btw, I'm the founder of "the swedes" and you know it. You maybe founded "svenskarna", and as we all can see that's a different name.
youre just the translator :)
Or maybe you're the only member of "svenskarna" and also a member of "the swedes".
Oh, i thought you just translated "svenskarna" to english so that the finnish geeks could understand it to! (svenskarna is understandable by danish native speakers) but ok!
how about sharing the foundation?
how about sharing the foundation?
Sounds ok, we know that you're my bitch anyway. (but I'm swoffas bitch, so I guess that makes you his bitch as well).
but what if swoffa is my bitch?
100% feedback loop. We are our bitches.
that means we can just add bitches without any problems?
then i would add peggy directly i think he needs to be a bitch aswell...
However we need to keep this patriotic, so only swedish bitches ok? or we could import from estonia or something, but then perhaps our swedish bitch beck will find out.. so lets skip that
then i would add peggy directly i think he needs to be a bitch aswell...
However we need to keep this patriotic, so only swedish bitches ok? or we could import from estonia or something, but then perhaps our swedish bitch beck will find out.. so lets skip that
Peggy was already in the loop. And yes, no half-breeds.
Offical message from the swedes HQ:
Home page is coming and stealth is now officiall mascot!
Home page is coming and stealth is now officiall mascot!
"my dad works at nokia"
omg, im ashamed of being swedish due to this unbelievable piece of crap.
steffo, whats your age again?
steffo, whats your age again?
rbism> due to your incredible dull and lame music youre not one of The Swedes, its no need for you to flame the kings for that, just try to become abit better and perhaps you can become a king yourself.
sorry, i meant you could PERHAPS become a bitch, but i guess youre to sloppy
rbism, 24, why do you wonder?
too bad that your ashamed of yourself, even if atleast partly.
too bad that your ashamed of yourself, even if atleast partly.
The intro is rather messy in terms of design, and so is the music. It's not bad, though, more like 'different'.
The title is unimaginative and it sucks. And I do love my Nokia mobile phone.
The title is unimaginative and it sucks. And I do love my Nokia mobile phone.
lator. keep telling yourself that your are kings and it MIGHT be real, even in YOUR head.
moT, the title was funny when being at asm in the woozy state of mind one was in. And just because of that, it's still funny, regardless of how good nokia phones actually are. The intro is a bit short, yes, but I coded it on a friends computer, since mine was malfunctioning. 100% partyprod.
don't work here (standard win2000 error message). amd1ghz/geforce/640mb
I doubt the demands of a final version are that big :) Wicked though. Could be something with multitexturing-shit or so. Dunno.
nice music.. some of the effects looks fucked up on my sucky s3 card :/ , but the intro i still great :)
I don't know if the track is generated or not, but sounds awfully, and the intro hasn't got anything worth watching
ok
i got nokia handy, and it sucks... but it doesn't make this intro good (actually i liked the music)
My phone sucks, really!
Nokia really suxx.. I've used many of its handies but at least i had to destroy'em.. They're really suxx.. And they work just to fuck our budgets by make cheap-produced handies and sell'em in huge prices.. And after 6 months any dork can buy it with half price that you purchased..
Yees!! Nokia is INTEL of the Handy sect.. AND Both of them SUCKS my THICK LONG and HARD DICK.. and make deepthroat sux a lot..
SonyEriccson & AMD RULLEZ!!!
Yees!! Nokia is INTEL of the Handy sect.. AND Both of them SUCKS my THICK LONG and HARD DICK.. and make deepthroat sux a lot..
SonyEriccson & AMD RULLEZ!!!
the swedes.
Yikes. What really sucks is loading files in a 64k intro. Yes, that nokia.gtk is requiered by the intro, otherwise you get a GPF.
And the Nokia tune sucks A LOT !
OSDM.
The tune makes my ears bleed, but there are some interesting effects, especially for a partyprod.
what Nezbie said
OSDM
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The official statement from asm crew regarding why this wasn't in the compo is that it was submitted to late, but The Swedes said it was because nokia sucks. I'll fix a screenshot and shit when I'm back home I guess. Great party work guys, keep on dissing.