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GREETINGS AND WELCOME TO G-FORCE MENU 20. WRITTEN BY DAL SNUFFS ON THE 5TH OF FEB 1990. G-FORCE ARE DAL SNUFFS AND THE PRESIDENT. THERE IS OVER 120K FREE ON THIS DISK FOR YOUR SAVED GAMES. PLAYER MANAGER WAS CRACKED BY THE ALMIGHTY BIRDY. FAST CRACK. JUST HOW WE LIKE THEM. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. !I HAVE PACKED THE CHAOS MAPS AND WROTE A PROGRAM WITHIN THIS MENU TO VIEW AND PRINT THEM. THE PICS INCLUDE A LEGEND, THE FIRST FIVE LEVELS PLUS THE CONFIGURATION LEVEL. LEVELS SIX TO NINE WILL BE ON MENU 21. SO LOOK OUT FOR IT. SPECIAL GREETINGS GO TO THE FOLLOWING DUDES... ZSEWER SOFTWARE - ESPECIALLY SEWER POM. THE MEDWAY BOYS - ESPECIALLY THE MIGHTY CLOG. CHESHIRE CAT. THE EDITMAN - SEND ME SOME NEW STUFF FOR MENU 21. ELECTRIC BLUE. MIRAGE. DEREK MD. BIRDY. LITTLE LULU. ST AMIGOS. HAL. COSMIC PIRATE - WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR YOUR DUNGEON MASTER AND CHAOS CRACKS. AUTOMATION. IAN C. WAS NOT WAS. BIG EDDIE. POMPEY PIRATES - GOOD MENUS - 22 AND 23 ARE JUST MEGA! THE LEAN MEAN COMPUTING MACHINE. MAD JESTER AND THE PHONE - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LATELY? THE EMPIRE - I HEARD A RUMOUR THAT YODA IS A GIRL? WAKE UP! THE GREETINGS HAVE FINISHED. XWHAT SHALL WE CHAT ABOUT? MUSIC? NAH! POLL TAX? NAH! TV? OK THEN... WHO WATCHES THE JAMES WHALE RADIO SHOW ON FRIDAY NIGHT TIME? IT WAS QUITE BORING LAST WEEK? SHOULD BE BETTER THIS WEEK. DOES ANYBODY STAY UP UNTIL 5.00AM TO WATCH THE POWER HOUR AFTERWARDS? OR DO YOU ALL SET THE VIDEO AND WATCH IT ON SATURDAY MORNING? OK THEN. IF I WRITE A LONG SCROLLER WILL YOU PROMISE TO READ IT? I WARN YOU THOUGH. IF YOU HAVE A WEAK HEART OR IF YOU ARE ANYTHING RESEMBLING SANE THEN READ NO FURTHER... JOH NO! IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING ALREADY. I HAD BETTER GET TO BED SOON. I WILL FINISH THIS SCROLLER TOMORROW NIGHT . I'LL JUST SEE WHAT ITV HAS TO OFFER AT THIS HOUR. WAIT THERE A MOMENT... NOT MUCH. SOME FILM OR SOMETHING. SHOULD I GET A COFFEE AND CARRY ON WRITING THIS SCROLL OR SHOULD I GO TO BED? I HAD BETTER GET SOME SLEEP OR I'LL FEEL ROUGH IN THE MORNING. HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. ANYWAY I HAVE FOUND A GREAT WAY OF PAUSING TIME. WELL. SCROLL TIME AT LEAST. GOOD NIGHT. ZZZZZZ. WOW! THAT WAS A QUICK 24 HOURS WASN'T IT? YEAH. I'M BACK. I'M AWAKE. I'M AS READY AS EVER FOR WRITING THIS SCROLLTEXT. ONE THING YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED UP UNTIL NOW IN THIS SCROLLER IS THE LACK OF PUNCTUATION. I BET YOU THINK THAT MY FONTSET HAS NONE. WELL TAKE A LOOK AT THIS... . ! $ % & * ( ) = + - ? WELL IT'S NOW HALF PAST TEN AND I'M SITTING HERE WITH THE HEADPHONES ON LISTENING TO BON JOVI - ROULETTE. I THINK THEIR FIRST ALBUM WAS ONE OF THEIR BEST. ANYBODY SECOND THAT? DO YOU KNOW IF THE MISSION'S NEW ALBUM IS OUT YET. I'LL GO AND BUY IT TOMORROW IF IT IS. I'M NOT A BIG MISSION FAN BUT SEEING AS I'VE GOT THEIR OTHER THREE ALBUMS THEN I MIGHT AS WELL BUY IT. FOR ALL OF YOU WHO DON'T ALREADY KNOW. ME AND JACKIE ARE THINKING OF SPLITTING UP - IT'S PROBABLY DUE THE MASS OF MENUS THAT I RELEASED LAST MONTH. ANYWAY IF ANYBODY HAS GOT A SPARE GOOD-LOOKING SLIM BLONDE GIRLFRIEND THEN GIVE HER MY NUMBER! I'M JUST GOING TO GET A CUP OF COFFEE... TIME PASSES... I WAIT FOR THE KETTLE TO BOIL I REALISE THAT WE HAVEN'T GOT ANY BISCUITS. ON TOP OF THAT WE'VE ONLY GOT THAT UHT LONG LIFE SKIMMED MILK. NEVER MIND. CAN ANYBODY PLAY THAT GAME? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT FILM I WATCHED THE OTHER NIGHT. MONKEYS IN THE FOG. IT WAS QUITE GOOD. ABOUT THIS WOMAN WHO GOES TO AFRICA AND SAVES ALL OF THESE HAIRY GUYS. I CAN'T WRITE MUCH MORE NOW BECAUSE I HAVEN'T PACKED THE CHAOS MAPS YET AND THERE IS LESS THAN 200K LEFT ON THE DISK. THE TAPE'S JUST FINISHED. WHAT SHALL I LISTEN TO NOW. WHITESNAKE. U2. GUNS'N'ROSES. MEATLOAF. WHAT DO YOU RECKON? THE CULT I THINK. YEAH. HAVE YOU GOT THE ALBUM. SONIC TEMPLE. IT'S PRETTY GOOD. HERE GOES... DOW. DOW. DOW. DOW. DOW. WHOOOOOO!. THIS WHERE IT ALL ENDS! DUM. NOUUUW. NOUW. DUM. DOUUUMME. NOOOUUW. I'M A SUN KING. BABY. YEAH! DANNN. DANNN. LET ME TAKE YOU BY THE HAND. SERIOUS POINT NOW - ERM. NAH! STUFF THAT. TIME FOR ANOTHER COFFEE I THINK. I MUST BE A COFFEE ADDICT. I'VE TRIED TO CUT DOWN. NOW I HAVE ONLY ONE AT BREAKFAST. ONE AT DINNER AND ONE IN THE AFTERNONN. BUT I MAKE UP FOR IT BY HAVING ABOUT 18 MUGS EVERY NIGHT. THEY RECKON THAT IF YOU HAVE 4 OR MORE CUPS EACH DAY THEN IT WILL AFFECT YOUR SLEEP AND YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE AN ADDICT! I THINK THAT PROBABLY INCLUDES ME. BUT THEY ALSO RECKON THAT IT IMPROVES YOUR SEX LIFE. I'M NOT TOO SURE ABOUT THAT ONE. COFFEE TIME... HI! I'M BACK AGAIN. YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS BUT I'VE DRANK MY COFFEE ALREADY. DON'T WORRY I WON'T GET ANOTHER ONE JUST YET. NOT THAT YOU WILL BE AROUND TO SEE IT BECAUSE THIS THE END OF THE SCROLLER MATEY. SO THEN. I'LL SEE YOU ON MENU 21. I'LL WRITE A MORE SERIOUS SCROLLER NEXT TIME. TIME TO WRAP... ÒGREETINGS AND WELCOME TO G-FORCE MENU 20. BROUGHT TO YOU BY DAL SNUFFS ON THE 5TH OF I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE READING THIS SCROLLER AGAIN. HERE. JUST PLAY ONE OF THESE GAMES WILL YOU...

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basic, but nice one, would have liked it back in the days :)