the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2025-05-02
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Very cool oneliner. We featured it again on our "Best of Revision 2025" show. Like and subscribe. - 2025-05-03
- Did Pouët get a lot slower after the recent downtime? Seems like multi-second loads are the norm now.
- 2025-05-13
- And big or little endian
- 2025-05-26
- Unless you have a very weird idea of “frequency” (using a Weierstrass function as basis or something), then zooming in enough will eventually look blurry, yes
- Since you are talking about “filterfunc”, are you assuming a convolution with some filter with infinite frequencies? Then indeed if you introduce infinities, you will no longer be finite and can escape the blur. But that's just a tautology.
- 2025-05-30
- IIRC there's some sort of race-condition involved, but the PHP is obfuscated enough that I couldn't find the SQL right away
- You don't really lock in SQL, you have a serializable transaction (I think even MySQL supports predicate locks nowadays)
- 2025-07-17
- Does Pouët admin actually know what's going on? Is it AI scrapers running wild? Some unknown database issue? Or something nobody has had time to look into?
- 2025-07-19
- ...I, on the other hand, was sending patches to WINE to run demos
- 2025-08-12
- Yeah, learn assembly, or otherwise, you'll end up using AI-generated pseudo-assembly like “ADD 30x1” and non-increasing addresses
- 2026-02-02
- I want to delete Pouët, the prods are the same for each number forever
- 2026-03-12
- It's not a hack, it's called “lack of transactions”
- 2026-03-24
- The bass goes hard, dislodging my spleen
- You had one job: Clicking the button :-/
- 2026-03-27
- What is the policy for prods linking to YT videos that require sign-in? (In particular, for age verification)
- havoc: Thanks, I will not report them then
- 2026-04-06
- 400 requests, almost 10% on the way to the top!
- 2026-04-07
- PouetgreSQL will finally bring proper use of SQL transactions and eliminate double-posting in the oneliner
- 2026-04-10
- I think I overloaded the Pouët request system somehow, some of the older ones got stuck :-)
- 150+ download URLs on Pouët pointing to .zip/.rar files, responding with text/html instead of the actual file… :-/ (Many give you the file after a click, but neither cardboard nor my mirror will understand it)
- 2026-04-13
- Less than 50 extra links left that are dead and lost! (Plus ~1000 that are dead but are in my archive)
- 2026-04-19
- 1000 requests hit, only 24 left to a round number!