the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2012-01-09
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GG yanks, i didn't think you could get any more pathetic but: Dead Teen Sued for Losing Control of Flying Body Parts http://http//thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/130874/dead_teen_sued_by_victim?utm _medium=sem2&utm_campaign=outbrain&utm_source=outbrain&utm_content=ou tbrain&quick_picks=1 -
remember: SIR only onelinering in german! ( thats so 2011 !!! ) -
Q. What's yellow and dangerous? A. *((int*)rand()) = 0xffff00; -
if(yellow = 0xFFFF00) printf("that equals true.\n"); // har! -
An der Ampel gegenüber da stand ein schönes Määäädchen! -
at first i was like -
what the fuck is that? - 2012-01-10
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and she was all like -
10 print"newskool demo ";:poke53281,rnd(15)*15:run -
and then i was like, you know.. -
and i was like, sorry i don't :( -
and we were all like, no no more. -
until it became like, oh damn! -
and she was like, totally -
and she was like, what? -
http://www.therestartpage.com/ - and he was like, why did you break the combo?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyBi-omSdGY -
and then my computer was like bleep bloop :( - http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xivj48_bag-raiders-snake-charmer_music
- it was unfair like petomaniacs in stress...
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which was like, dunno man! -
and dude was like, what the christmas ? -
and I was like, NO!?! - so i was like wow, but then i was like.. less wow cos it was like, you know, less wow