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• 2011-03-19
• 20:22 Captain: Open your eyes, for this be the matrix, running since 0 AD.
• 20:23 Mensa: You are the chosen one..
• 20:25 Captain: Yes. And I really don't know what's my destiny and purpose. Duh. :D
• 20:27 Mensa: take the red pill ;)
• 20:32 Captain: That's what I intend to :D Hehe. :)
• 20:53 Mensa: you are chosen to decay
• 21:09 Captain (Rottingham): I'm dogged and relentless to my prey!
• 21:21 snakes on an infinite plane
• 21:29 Captain: I'm in sleep mood.
• 21:35 Who Put These Mother Fucking Snakes on this Mother Fuckin' Infinite Plane?!?
• 21:38 Mensa: It was the captain!!!
• 22:15 This is your Captain speaking: prepare for immidiatly mensa evacuation..
• 22:26 Mensa: We're all asleep... hoping the snakes won't bite.
• 23:13 Captain! The snakes are almost inside Mensa!
• 23:30 Thank God I'm not in Mensa. Although I could be there (IQ > 150). But I don't like stupid tests. :]
• 23:44 I could be in Mensa. But I'm not hungry!
• 2011-03-20
• 00:33 so i was shitting in my room when a doorbell ringed and i was like "wtf, where do i hide my shit?"
• 00:48 I could be in mensa too, if it weren't for my knees.
• 00:52 Captain, I'm in menses!
• 03:10 Captain: Bring the noise!
• 03:25 Captain: I'm not a Jazz Musician
• 03:38 Mensa: You can go home. I'm building up a whole new organization. Ask for Entry below IQ 200. Forget it. Ask LEET for numbaz.
• 03:48 Captain : isn't that an iceberg I see ?
• 04:07 Mensa: That's nothing but frozen Water!
• 08:54 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm-EtKqvDZw