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tUM*o3 - the Ultimate Meeting 2oo3

category: general [glöplog]
Reading up on this, I'm confused. Where's the problem?

Bronix was an ass at Breakpoint and Symphony. He doesn't feel the need to feel responsible. He doesn't rule out the possibility of it happening again. Wow.

On top of it, his friends indemnify him. Whoa. Friends of his idol Michael Jackson also seem to have qualms about the general impression that MJ being a kiddie fiddler. </sarcasm>

I'm sorry .no, but deal with it. He's been given a *fair* warning, seen his "impressive" state or records.

Organizers have better things to deal with. Just because one thing is a big fat lie doesn't mean that the impressive list of truths doesn't mean shit.

I've had my share of having lamp oil thrown in my face and chasing bleeding lunatics, hoping to coax them to reason. Sadly, the only solution was to monitor them constantly in order to make sure they weren't being a problem to people who weren't acting like complete retards. They were nice guys once sober and quite repentant, but that doesn't help the fact that it was actually a total waste of time to keep track of these people, rather than just hand them over to the authorities -as convential party organizers might have done.

They were a picknick compared to Bronix and his alcohol and/or puerile "guys honor system" drive. Andbody who does things blindy on a dare and excuses him that way...eh..fuck him.

I second plek. Fair warning has been given, trespassers will get a present of painful treats.
added on the 2003-12-04 02:20:52 by Shifter Shifter
maybe it's an idea to combine the plans mentioned and simultaneously puke over bronix in different colours once he's being an ass.

btw, for proper colourpuking food matters also. red cabbage, if that's the word in english (rotkol) combined with red wines only gives a great result. also, rice in curry sauce plus pisang ambon results in a flashy neon experience.

bols blue curacao is a great thing for bright blue puke. it kind of overrules in-stomach colours anyway, but for the better effect try to eat nothing with heavy colouring (i suggest rice or pasta with some salad and no sauce).
added on the 2003-12-04 11:57:49 by skrebbel skrebbel
wow that would give a cool compo. hand the contestans a variety of food, insane amounts of booze, and give them an RGB value. the one who pukes the closest color wins :))
added on the 2003-12-04 12:32:59 by Gargaj Gargaj
also, we should do a puke-painting compo, where there is given a certain assignment, like you need to paint an MFX logo to a wall, and the one who does it best wins.
added on the 2003-12-04 12:45:01 by nosfe nosfe
how about some oldfashioned pee-the-logo-of-your-group-in-the-snow for a start. though girls might have a hard time beeing good contenders there.
added on the 2003-12-04 13:28:56 by dalezr dalezr
Rotkohl is not the solution. It makes you fart, and after consuming a certain quantity you'll suddenly feel the urge to wear Lederhosen. Soon you're in danger of becoming an addict, suddenly you speak some strange language with strong wovels, put on a Hawaii shirt, listen to Las Ketchup, and finally you end up running a S/M club in Hamburg.
added on the 2003-12-05 00:39:17 by tomcat tomcat
By the way, anything with turmeric results in bright yellowish colors. Hungarian paprika turns it all red, and it's a nice shade of orange if combined.
added on the 2003-12-05 00:40:20 by tomcat tomcat
I'm pretty sure you can get a decent black with licorice, tho I have seen something else do better, I just can't remember what. I'm thinking coal for some reason but I dont' suggest that.

And for white of course nothing beats milk.

I'm pretty sure the best green is spinach; tho collard greens work well too. Not sure anyone eats collard greens in Europe.
licorice plus salmiakkikossu ought to do the job.
added on the 2003-12-06 15:23:04 by skrebbel skrebbel
Perhaps active carbon tablets, the ones against dyarrhea, can paint everything black inside.
added on the 2003-12-06 18:49:07 by tomcat tomcat
tomcat, remember: it's a puking, not pooping compo.
added on the 2003-12-07 04:18:00 by dalezr dalezr
Yeah, but I guess these carbon tabs can also work this way.
added on the 2003-12-07 10:29:04 by tomcat tomcat
i think the carbon tabs would work quite fine.
added on the 2003-12-07 13:02:31 by nosfe nosfe
Digitale-Kultur eV manages a bus ride from cologne! more information here
added on the 2003-12-09 13:45:49 by diver diver
tUM*o3 Timetable is online: cklick
added on the 2003-12-13 11:14:16 by diver diver
Oh, come on, the PC 4k intro compo is scheduled at 12:30? That's about the worst timing possible.
At that time half the audience will still be curing their hangover while the others are searching for a gas station or somewhere else to buy booze for the second night. Well, ok, a small minority might also try to buy food, but they'll all be busy anyway.
And more then that, watching intros when the sun shines bright simply can't give me the same feeling as watching them in the evening does, when it's dark and they look much better on the bigscreen and I'm in the right mood and already had a beer or two...
That's pretty much the same with intros as it is with demos or even movies.
Don't get me wrong, dear tUM orgas, I respect your work and love your party - but I also love 4k's and watching them on sunday morning simply sucks ass.
It's december, the nights should be long and dark enough to fit a (most often rather short) 4k compo somewhere.
added on the 2003-12-13 23:50:34 by mizc mizc
well, it's not worse than an intro compo scheduled at 5am delayed by almost two hours. (tp 2001 the infamous). usually people wake up at noon, so it's rather ok.
added on the 2003-12-14 14:59:14 by florent florent
oh god boohoo the democompos are on sunday evening. this is like the worst timing ever cause i'll be shit wasted then and will not remember a thing!
and, more than that, watching a demo at night just does not give me the same feeling as it does when it's broad daylight outside, because you'll totally miss out on the surreal afterkicks effect once you leave the blackened hall into daylight right after the compo!! that's pretty much the same with demos as it is with intros or even movies.

don't get me wrong, dear tum orgas, i respect blablablabla but please reshift everything just because i bothered asking ok?
added on the 2003-12-14 19:47:10 by skrebbel skrebbel
make war not demos
added on the 2003-12-14 23:00:44 by tomcat tomcat
i'd love to, but unfortunately lack proper clothing.
added on the 2003-12-15 09:21:35 by skrebbel skrebbel
richard, so does the whole dutch army. =)
added on the 2003-12-15 13:53:31 by dalezr dalezr
we have an army?

added on the 2003-12-15 23:53:10 by skrebbel skrebbel
naked dutch army
added on the 2003-12-16 11:54:18 by tomcat tomcat


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