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Win32 API cooling: A Rapper class for Widow Creation?

category: residue [glöplog]
Well, when can we expect the first 64k with a motherf**king m$ sam? With graffitti maybe?
added on the 2009-02-07 21:59:48 by T$ T$
dunno. perhaps you can make it?
added on the 2009-02-16 18:19:37 by rudi rudi
From the disclaimer:
Also, copycat threads are the equivalent of putting glow and ribbons in your demo.
added on the 2009-02-16 18:23:18 by xTr1m xTr1m
leave T$ alone ! *cry*

no graffitti, but sam:


2004 and AND should do a comeback already!
last night I made a growing ribbon. I want to put it in my demo and get away with it! But how, when even creating copycat threads is considered to be the _equivalent_ ?

I'm screwed.
added on the 2009-02-16 18:40:21 by Hyde Hyde
http://abductee.untergrund.net/moleui/moleui.zip (url unrelated)
added on the 2009-02-16 18:42:32 by abductee abductee

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on

They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
added on the 2009-02-16 21:39:22 by Joghurt Joghurt
Sam in 64k shouldn't be tough, we did it in 4k
but Sam is lame, you should make your own speech synth.

as for graffities, just take a look at anything fairlight, there are some hidden behind the ribbons :)
added on the 2009-02-16 21:52:51 by BarZoule BarZoule
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added on the 2009-02-16 22:04:39 by bartman bartman
Take that biotch!, destroy the Clitoris!!!
JENKEM-oh-witch !
weird Al-Jankovic !!!!!!!!!!!
For widow making I recommend a:

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or, if you have really lousy aim, a sawed-off shotgun:

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And I would use 50cent as the rapper.
added on the 2009-02-17 04:19:25 by trc_wm trc_wm
hyde: well, at least you managed it! most people's attempts at copying our ribbons are laughable.. :) (seems its a lot easier to make garfield cartoons about it than actually _do_ it)
added on the 2009-02-17 09:44:47 by smash smash
smash: "your ribbons", bah! I recently reviewed a few of your latest demos and did an objective ribbon count. I was shocked, to say the least: The ribbon ratio was actually unbelievably low! I have made effects with far more cubes than you have with ribbons, but does that make me the owner of the Cube? Hell no.

I say: Wake up, people! It's a conspiracy and U.S. pharmaceutical companies must be involved one way or the other. Don't believe what your government is telling you in this matter.
added on the 2009-02-17 11:17:41 by Hyde Hyde
Hyde: If people are seing ribbons everywhere, then the U.S. pharmaceutical companies are indeed in on it. :)
added on the 2009-02-17 11:51:38 by gloom gloom
... I know. And then this. Coincidence?
added on the 2009-02-17 11:58:51 by Hyde Hyde
"Join the black scene now!" - wtf?! :)

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added on the 2009-02-17 12:00:56 by gloom gloom
This thread is so far a lot less racist than I expected it to be..
added on the 2009-02-17 12:42:30 by okkie okkie
Code:#include <win32_gangster_lib.h> class Widow : public Win32Gangster<Woman> { public: /* insert code here */ }; class Rapper : public Win32Gangster<Man> { public: Widow* make_widow() { return new Widow("black"); } /* insert code here */ }; Rapper r; Widow* w = r.make_widow(); /* insert code here */
added on the 2010-07-22 18:01:09 by neoneye neoneye
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deine mutter
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added on the 2010-07-22 20:39:49 by rac rac


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