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### NextEmpire Awards 08, scene celebrating ###

category: general [glöplog]
too many penis prods :P
added on the 2008-12-17 14:24:17 by Zest Zest
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okay here are the different kept categories! we need more candidates for each one :D

nota bene: worst FX could be a particularly bad effect inside any demo even a good one :)

also no jury conspiracy, the vote is totally democratic (anarchic) : the jury is pouet, the more a prod is quoted the winner it is!
added on the 2008-12-17 14:24:49 by Zest Zest
go make a ceremony about it.
added on the 2008-12-17 14:31:13 by __ __
Worst trax and worst fx might be hard to nominate. Let's look around then...
added on the 2008-12-17 14:49:47 by zefyros zefyros
I should see if i still have the Kewlie Awards (tm) results file somewhere. But i recall that SquoQuo's Mansion received an "honorary mention", and possibly Smash Designs winning some category.

If I find it somewhere, i'll release it :)
added on the 2008-12-17 15:01:27 by kurli kurli
... and we would be needing a golden-kewlers-logo-on-a-platform too :)
added on the 2008-12-17 15:03:42 by kurli kurli
rainmaker: which categories did you have ?

btw, worst wild was shamefully forgotten...

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added on the 2008-12-17 15:05:40 by Zest Zest
ok, so you didnt get it.

consider this one a warning.
added on the 2008-12-17 15:08:55 by Gargaj Gargaj
Award for worst demo awards.
added on the 2008-12-17 15:16:40 by blueflame blueflame
Banned from pouet for not releasing stuff? Seriously, what's up with you Garg?
added on the 2008-12-17 15:19:13 by iks iks
irokos: name 5 other people in the scene who would balk on that.
added on the 2008-12-17 15:22:11 by Gargaj Gargaj
irokos: I don't think it's just the "not doing anything" Gargaj is reacting too.
added on the 2008-12-17 15:23:00 by gloom gloom
I think the worst mag is easily guessable..
ho shit, I just fed the troll :(
added on the 2008-12-17 15:24:24 by __ __
i was impressed by 4Life by Solenoid, perfect candidate for worst wild :D

Gargaj/Gloom: i don't get the metajoke or the problem (?)
added on the 2008-12-17 15:26:09 by Zest Zest
Pouet drama...
(Ban me also...)
added on the 2008-12-17 15:26:46 by zefyros zefyros
Don't ban Zest for this. Fucking hell, it's only a thread. Are you people getting old or something?
added on the 2008-12-17 15:37:33 by okkie okkie
Hey, you're old.
added on the 2008-12-17 15:41:46 by __ __
wasnt this a land of the free and the brave and stuff
added on the 2008-12-17 15:45:41 by Speed Speed
it's not about the thread.
added on the 2008-12-17 15:46:42 by Gargaj Gargaj

also no jury conspiracy, the vote is totally democratic (anarchic) : the jury is pouet, the more a prod is quoted the winner it is!

Well now you're being lazy, we had a proper jury at kewlie awards, and actually watched most of the PC prods from 2003 that night (while getting really really drunk ofcourse).

Can't remember anymore, but i think we had atleast worst effects/music/gfx categories. And worst group name. And prolly some others too.
added on the 2008-12-17 15:49:17 by kurli kurli
as much as zest makes a habit of proving himself to be a completely uninformed and outdated fucktard, and as violently as i tend to disagree with his invariably failed attempts at deduction, i still would regret to see the poor fuck banned for longer than is necessary to scare him shitless.

however, should it be decided to ban zest despite my pledge, then please do consider to inmediatly proceed to the next logical step in the process (ie. axing all cracktros made in flash or looking like that).
added on the 2008-12-17 16:05:37 by havoc havoc
Exactly. And all productions made in OSDM and all wilds that have nothing to do with the demoscene!
added on the 2008-12-17 16:06:32 by okkie okkie
havoc: here's the thing - i agree. but i really dont see any other way to shrink his mouth to be proportional to his productive/contributive activity. i'm all up for ideas.
added on the 2008-12-17 16:19:28 by Gargaj Gargaj
What is the problem about Zest? Seems to be a reasonable guy. Seems to be a fan of demos and as far as I can tell he doesn't pick up fights and he doesn't troll around on the product pages.

Since when do you have to be non stop productive to have the rights to write some stuff in this BBS.
but i really dont see any other way to shrink his mouth to be proportional to his productive/contributive activity

since when we have a required minimum production/loudmouth ratio on the pouet bbs?

As a slight twist on the previous ideas, I propose not to ban Zest, BUT delete the flash cracktros, and the 32 byte "intros", too, if we are there.
added on the 2008-12-17 16:28:16 by blala blala


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