random topic #153
category: general [glöplog]
Welcome!
Seeing so many topics with the word "random" in it, I decided not to name my thread just "random topic" as there certainly could be one like that already.
In this topic, feel free to post anything you like but stuff about bactrian camels. The whole field of topics, endless corridors of ideas and events are permitted, just avoid mentioning bactrian camels, even if you own one.
Thank you!
Random Topic #153 administration.
Seeing so many topics with the word "random" in it, I decided not to name my thread just "random topic" as there certainly could be one like that already.
In this topic, feel free to post anything you like but stuff about bactrian camels. The whole field of topics, endless corridors of ideas and events are permitted, just avoid mentioning bactrian camels, even if you own one.
Thank you!
Random Topic #153 administration.
![[self-ban]](https://content.pouet.net/avatars/zulthoofd.gif)
Rob wins the thread!
Rob was punished by being gifted several kg of carrots into his virtual fridge. now he can't put anything else into the vegetable section unless he becomes more polite!
I like carrots, they are good for the eyes.
Robs eyesight increases by 20%...
Random camel thread, yay!
org 256
mov al,$13
int 10h
lds di,[bx]
xlabel1: mov ax,bx
cdq
mov cx,$140
div cx
shr dx,4
shr ax,4
imul ax,$14
add al,dl
mov [bx],al
dec bx
jnz xlabel1
cbw
int 16h
mov ax,3
int 10h
ret
mov al,$13
int 10h
lds di,[bx]
xlabel1: mov ax,bx
cdq
mov cx,$140
div cx
shr dx,4
shr ax,4
imul ax,$14
add al,dl
mov [bx],al
dec bx
jnz xlabel1
cbw
int 16h
mov ax,3
int 10h
ret
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To make things more clear, we've written a general info file on the world of random topic #153.
Info
These are the Nine Rules of Existance in random topic #153.
1. Each person who has posted at least once in this thread receives a fridge. It is similar to how you automatically get an email once you register at some cool website. In the beginning the fridge is empty. It has three compartments: fruit/vegetable, general, freezer.
2. In this thread you are not allowed to speak (or even think) about bactrian camels. You can even mention any other kind of camel, but not bactrian.
3. Once you do, you receive a penalty from the random topic #153 administration, usually in a form of being given crap to put into your fridge.
4. When you have stuff in your fridge, you can gift them to other people.
5. If your fridge will have too many stuff in it, it may break. If your fridge gets broken, your random topic #153 character, which you reperesent, dies.
6. Once the character dies, he is instantly revived by the Hovering Soul and becomes one of the undead. Each undead has a house in the Swampy Mire.
7. The undead can mention ONLY bactrian camels. If they break the rule, it is said that 30487 frogs will start a journey towards their house and once they reach it, they'll stay and breed.
8. The only way to stop frogs is to say "Freeze Frog!" 30487 times.
9. After the frog invasion had been stopped (paradise) or if it happened and created a frog colony in your house (hell), your undead gets reincarnated and receives a new fridge.
Tags
We also introduce some useful tags.
[lie]insert your lie here[/lie]
[irony]ironic brow[/irony]
[gift]insert your gift here[/gift]
[play sample]fart[/play sample] (short version is [play][/play])
[truth]insert your truth here[/truth]
[inst]bactrian camel[/inst] - the famous "i never said that" tag, which allows you to bypass the rules. inside these tags you can speak freely, as the random topic #153 administration won't spot the content.
Thank you for your attention!
-=0=-
Info
These are the Nine Rules of Existance in random topic #153.
1. Each person who has posted at least once in this thread receives a fridge. It is similar to how you automatically get an email once you register at some cool website. In the beginning the fridge is empty. It has three compartments: fruit/vegetable, general, freezer.
2. In this thread you are not allowed to speak (or even think) about bactrian camels. You can even mention any other kind of camel, but not bactrian.
3. Once you do, you receive a penalty from the random topic #153 administration, usually in a form of being given crap to put into your fridge.
4. When you have stuff in your fridge, you can gift them to other people.
5. If your fridge will have too many stuff in it, it may break. If your fridge gets broken, your random topic #153 character, which you reperesent, dies.
6. Once the character dies, he is instantly revived by the Hovering Soul and becomes one of the undead. Each undead has a house in the Swampy Mire.
7. The undead can mention ONLY bactrian camels. If they break the rule, it is said that 30487 frogs will start a journey towards their house and once they reach it, they'll stay and breed.
8. The only way to stop frogs is to say "Freeze Frog!" 30487 times.
9. After the frog invasion had been stopped (paradise) or if it happened and created a frog colony in your house (hell), your undead gets reincarnated and receives a new fridge.
Tags
We also introduce some useful tags.
[lie]insert your lie here[/lie]
[irony]ironic brow[/irony]
[gift]insert your gift here[/gift]
[play sample]fart[/play sample] (short version is [play][/play])
[truth]insert your truth here[/truth]
[inst]bactrian camel[/inst] - the famous "i never said that" tag, which allows you to bypass the rules. inside these tags you can speak freely, as the random topic #153 administration won't spot the content.
Thank you for your attention!
-=0=-
i liked the pigmy camel from crystal kingdom dizzy.
where's that?
eggs
BROWN SAUCE!
[truth]Best thread ever![/truth]
[truth][lie]I believe you![/lie][/truth]
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