pouët.net

It's now 15, everywhere are laying used condoms and damaged bra's, so I'm asking you: how much do you love pouet, the one and only bass site on Earth?

I think most people dont appreciate pouet for what it is, they just find it an easy way to get in contact with their idols in dxm. It's a shame really, its not like we are here only to meet you, please consider exploring all sides of pouet.

much

I really hate it! I could be doing something useful while I'm writing this.

the "just what I wanted to say" award goes to xernobyl.

extract from a conversation past sunday during Boozetuga 0x43:

jeenio: hey xernobyl, you're not as often on pouet as you used to
xernobyl: yeah, i know, i'm trying to quit
ps: haha newbie, you still think you can quit...
jeenio: lol
xernobyl: could you pass me the sauce, please?
evil: the bad thing about jazz is that they come on stage and practice instead of playing

This quote is fake: evil was the one with mayonese. Just so you know.

o yeah ur right

wait, jeenio is writing irc logs from his MIND? om f g.

stefan: those are not irc logs. boozetuga is a real event, taking place in a real place, taking time in a real time, drinking booze out of real bottles.

jeenio: Anja got a bronze today.

just so I know?

I like it that big \o/

I DO KNOW.

now.

i'm just wondering...

if we had a life, what will we be doing instead of browsing pouet?

i sometimes work ;)

no, i mean...

we ALL have to eat, sleep, pee, shit, fuck, work and make shopping. there's no way around it. it's basic, all human beings need that, otherwise something is very wrong.

i mean, besides that. we have all this free time, we could read, go outside for a walk, even browse through the internet and learn something useful.

instead, we come here, post a copious ammount of optimus-like comments and pretend to be 1337.

but we are not. we are sad, sad human beings. addicted to posting in a forum where some drunken retards like ourselves make fun of each other.

"how much do you love pouet?" is wrong. should be "how obssessed are you with pouet?"

I tried to quit several times, but I guess I'm even too stupid to do that.

Well, at least I get laid.

DURING posting? :P

smart ass :)

no, that never happened. though making love while watching demos rawks!!! but you have to have either a looping demo or that demo screensaver, otherwise it sucks to go to the desktop to play the next demo.

mindcandy works fine, but you have to know which demos to select :)

There's always demoscene.tv :P

A Christian Internet Code of Ethics
As a Christian who is active on the internet,
I hold myself to certain standards of conduct. They are:
I guard my online relationships
I am careful to visit websites that do not compromise my life in Christ
I take care that my written communications reflect Christ in my life
I guard my time to assure that my time online is kept in proper balance with the rest of my life and family time

it still beats the shit out of watching tv...

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