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What did the Italian defender say to Zidane to make him go mental? Suggestions

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"J'ai mangé tes frites"
*Krabob > rofl
added on the 2006-07-12 16:07:45 by SilkCut SilkCut
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added on the 2006-07-12 16:15:48 by noouch noouch
I like Zz's action. He thinks he is Muhammad Ali or something.
added on the 2006-07-13 02:09:21 by xernobyl xernobyl
Materazzi: Pouet is full of interesting threads and people!
Zidane: You've got something in the eyes, let me help you clean them.
Maybe you've also something wrong in your mind, let me help!
Finally, I thing it's in your chest, let's eradicate it!
added on the 2006-07-13 11:16:26 by ep ep
"no, i dont have any aspirine!"
"I never loved your mother!"
added on the 2006-07-13 13:40:56 by Gargaj Gargaj
"your sister is a troll and your mother doesn't know how to close bb tags!"
added on the 2006-07-13 13:45:26 by jeenio jeenio
http://www.mortierbrigade.com/materazzi/?id=4235
added on the 2006-07-13 14:40:33 by jeenio jeenio
Materazzi: You stop football in 10 mins, could you give me a souvenir?
Zidane: This one will be forever in your memory!
added on the 2006-07-13 14:42:44 by ep ep
"can i get an autograph?"
"sure but... i dont have a pen here."
"you can figure out something... just use your head."
added on the 2006-07-13 14:47:41 by Gargaj Gargaj
Materazzi: It's funny! We are in blue, You are in white, it lacks the red!
Zidane: I know where to find it!
Materazzi: Show me please, I'm eager to learn new things about football!
added on the 2006-07-13 14:51:52 by ep ep
Matrix: You're a bald man!
Zizou: It's not true!
Matrix: I can't see anything, you look like a bald man frome here... please, come closer...
Zizou: Sure!
added on the 2006-07-13 14:58:19 by Brunogees Brunogees
Materazzi: let's go z-89-9.mx9+
Zidane: 234mnx i 28bb.
Materazzi: 9.
added on the 2006-07-13 15:05:36 by kusma kusma
Materazzi: 10 mins football and after what will you do?
Zizou: I've planned my retraining yet!
Materazzi: but you only know football, you don't have any other skills!
Zizou: Let me show, what I can do as a wrestler!
My secret hug, for you in worldwide exclusivity! Enjoy! As you can see I've a new life starting today!
added on the 2006-07-13 15:06:55 by ep ep
materazzi: hey, do you read pouet?
zizou: yes, especially EP's jokes crack me up!
What did the Italian defender say to Zidane to make him go mental?
In fact we don't care what he said because what's important is why he said it. And he said that to make Zizou, who was captain and leader of the french team, acting in a way to be excluded. This is manipulation and this is not sport. As a result Italian team must be punished and the final must be replayed between France and Germany.

And no this will not be a remake of the 2nd World War: Football have the bad habit to convey nationalistic reaction, with hymn and flags and violence. I remember well the journalist of TF1, saying: "this match will be a battle between two voisins"...

That's really bad and in fact I think this sport is perhaps the more manipulator available: it divides nations, put them in "fighting" position, make people dreaming instead of making anything useful like switching off the TV definitively, drinking less alcohol, eating well made food, beeing intelligent via analysing / synthetising / understanding what's happening, and acting like an intelligent individual.

Moreover, it's like other sports: useless to watch and useful to practice. It's vain to look at teams trying to strike a ball in a basket / goal whereas there is far bigger problem to solve around like global warming. Sport have one excellent value thought: it's great for health so go practice and don't look at lame shows.

added on the 2006-07-13 15:36:30 by ep ep
Baldie: Hey! Do you remember arcade volleyball?
Italian guy: Hum... no.
Baldie: They even released a remake at TUM. It played like this... "BOING"
added on the 2006-07-13 16:11:53 by xernobyl xernobyl
qsdde: what do you think about black backgrounds ?
added on the 2006-07-13 18:40:14 by Zest Zest
materazzi: hey! you look like bull/titan!!
zizou: bullshit! (sorry lame pun)

vittu perkele
added on the 2006-07-13 20:47:05 by Skyrunner Skyrunner
/me slengpungs bull

http://www.slengpung.com/?id=14725 <- this one?
...are we talking about the same zidan?
added on the 2006-07-13 22:54:53 by xernobyl xernobyl
Materazzi: ROB IS JARIG
Zizou: GEFELICITEERD KNUL
Materazzi: DOE DE CLOWNDANS DAN?
"Alright Baldoss?"

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