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Rush Hour by nextempire
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screenshot added by Bombe on 2001-12-29 10:54:01
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release date : december 2001
release party : The Party 2001
compo : combined demo
ranked : 8th
  • rulez 50
  • is ok 17
  • sucks 68
popularity : 1%
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  • sucks -0.13
alltime top: #34029
added on the 2001-12-29 10:54:01 by Bombe Bombe

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hahahahaha, what the hell is this!?!?
sucks added on the 2001-12-29 11:46:51 by dodke dodke
dodge> crap
sucks added on the 2001-12-29 12:44:02 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
My PC managed to crash when what apparently was the greetings part began, so I didn't see all of this. Therefore there is a slight chance that what I didn't see contained some kind of unbelievable effect the likes of nothing we have ever seen before which would make me have to give this a thumbs up. However, judging by everything I saw until the crash, I think I'm willing to take a risk and assume that didn't happen.
sucks added on the 2001-12-29 15:37:30 by jobe jobe
crashed with me too. but what could you expect. kozmik's code sucks but he's ass is damn sweet.
sucks added on the 2001-12-29 15:57:15 by raymon raymon
What a surprise, it chrashed my computer too.
Conclusion: This demo sucks, don't waste your bandwidth on it.
sucks added on the 2001-12-29 16:33:22 by bumbu bumbu
No crashes here. It just stops after the red headed guy running scene. Is there anything else after that?

If you let your imagination fly to 'undiscovered areas', you may see that some ideas in this demo are in fact interesting. However, they are performed so poorly making the result almost disgusting to see. The music is extremely monotonous and repetitive.

On the other hand, I must admit that I have seen worst productions from NextEmpire.
sucks added on the 2001-12-29 17:02:45 by moT moT
ehmm, is this really accelerated? Bad.
sucks added on the 2001-12-29 19:06:23 by dairos dairos
This crashed here, and it looks like an '95 arcade shooter. And yes it is bad.
sucks added on the 2001-12-29 21:16:32 by protectin'myhive protectin'myhive
hah... look at the nfo and you'll realize that the 3d models are ripped
added on the 2001-12-29 22:00:34 by raymon raymon
this looks like some 5-years-old software 3d demo with models ripped from videogames. music is 3-4 looped samples in really bad quality.
oh, and it crashed.
sucks added on the 2001-12-30 18:31:33 by bhead bhead
it crashed during the greetings.
I didn't like what I saw until then, and the music has waaaaay to much bass.
sucks added on the 2001-12-30 20:38:55 by lug00ber lug00ber
heh, this one really sucks... I laughed quite a lot when I saw this one at TP
sucks added on the 2001-12-30 20:39:10 by britelite britelite
Looks like crap, sounds like crap...
sucks added on the 2001-12-30 23:32:45 by asasel asasel
this is shite.

but it didn't crash here :)
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 00:36:29 by teel teel
hahaha, you should've heard the comments on the partyplace, enough said
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 00:56:35 by piriste piriste
move along. nothing to see here.
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 09:08:56 by sin sin
shit.
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 10:59:23 by nosfe nosfe
Eh.. The music sounds bad. But, ehat can I say ? I can't make any thing better :)
sucks added on the 2002-01-01 01:08:21 by SirKew SirKew
nextempire sucks. unique ownz kozmik's sweet ass!
rulez added on the 2002-01-01 04:47:55 by droid droid
I don´t know if it was supposed to make such an effect on me, but I laughed my ass off!!!
rulez added on the 2002-01-01 12:22:07 by dixan dixan
DOWNWARDS!
sucks added on the 2002-01-01 14:20:49 by ryg ryg
dixan, made me laugh as well :)

but seriously, why would anyone release shit like this (even if he has a sweet ass)
sucks added on the 2002-01-02 11:22:27 by ileaardbei ileaardbei
the head with teeth instead of eyes is ripped (i've seen it somewhere before)
sucks added on the 2002-01-02 11:49:09 by bruce bruce
It suxx but I agree with Dixan! I laugh my ass out the night I first saw it :)

And I want to thumb up a nextempire production just for the sake of alternativity and nothing else ;)

Go make us laugh, nextempire are back =)
rulez added on the 2002-01-02 11:58:43 by Optimus Optimus
just horrible.
sucks added on the 2002-01-02 12:01:15 by noid noid
Only saw the first scenes, then it crashed. Dunno, wasn't THAT bad, but maybe I missed the really horrible stuff that was about to follow...
added on the 2002-01-02 12:07:00 by tomaes tomaes
interesting.. but.. it crashed my pc too. it's funny style
rulez added on the 2002-01-02 14:58:35 by mrdoob mrdoob
if it was intended to be a funny demo then it's a complete success! ;)
rulez added on the 2002-01-03 20:05:54 by brioche brioche
these guys have strange taste
no music in my sblive!
lots of bugs, swappings of textures and more on my ati rage 128
the start promise perhaps a good concept, but no, the end sucks a lot
no coherency between the parts except the scanned textures :)
sucks added on the 2002-01-04 14:37:18 by Zone (leZone) Zone (leZone)
crap just got a new definition :) ha ha
sucks added on the 2002-01-07 11:54:56 by apemon apemon
www.copstation.com gentlemen
added on the 2002-01-07 11:57:00 by superplek superplek
now that is just disgusting superplek! :)
added on the 2002-01-07 12:07:09 by apemon apemon
stops during the running scene. or like where the guy seems to be running in air at some weird place.

anyway. one word:
CRAP!
sucks added on the 2002-01-07 13:44:55 by rjv rjv
i m original, so i gave u *RULEZ* sign =).. and dont try to reliz something like this... noone need this like demos exept u.. so reliz it in your house..
rulez added on the 2002-01-07 18:33:50 by keen keen
No! No! No! Don't hear them!!! Release whatever crap u want, it's just for fun! We will just laugh our us down and don't care at all (And don't hear me too, when I thumb down your own prods anywhere on pouet, stupid second self ;) Just see my atsou demo again, I can do worse than nextempire ;)
added on the 2002-01-07 18:41:18 by Optimus Optimus
Optimus: You may be do worse than nextempire, but atleast you're not selfpraising your own prods like nextempire used to. I guess that's one of the reason why people hate nextempire so much.
added on the 2002-01-07 19:17:52 by dairos dairos
Damn I'm good in english :)
added on the 2002-01-09 07:32:48 by dairos dairos
sucks.
sucks added on the 2002-01-11 15:43:28 by stonda stonda
totally sucks. saulin penis is better.
added on the 2002-01-11 15:43:58 by stonda stonda
hmmm...it is bad. very bad. rename it. it's more like The Horror ][ than rush hour.
meisa dis this. saulin penis beats the hell out from this.
added on the 2002-01-11 15:45:31 by stonda stonda
MOOOOO.
sucks added on the 2002-01-21 09:16:04 by Nezbie Nezbie
booooo!

good textures but thats about it.
added on the 2002-01-21 09:59:57 by NoahR NoahR
hmm.....öööö
sucks added on the 2002-02-06 12:46:43 by tpp tpp
I don't watch nextempire productions, but since it seems to be trend to diss them: 'hahaha, you suck! hahahahahahahaha'.

Yo momma!
sucks added on the 2002-02-06 14:46:00 by Inopia Inopia
well
i think it's great
drink some beer
take a look
laugh your ass off ;)
added on the 2002-06-26 03:01:57 by superplek superplek
The beer helps you forget, right?
sucks added on the 2002-06-26 04:28:11 by Shifter Shifter
OMG, what a load of <belittling adjective>
sucks added on the 2002-06-26 09:22:32 by funktion funktion
!!
rulez added on the 2002-09-08 22:14:57 by superplek superplek
oh, i didn't vote for this?
makes some cool effects between the scenes, like flipping the buffers, filled with crap! the idea is not bad, but code better to avoid crashing my pc!
sucks added on the 2002-10-28 03:56:33 by reaktor2k reaktor2k
best next empire demo ever!
sucks added on the 2002-11-06 19:40:48 by uns3en_ uns3en_
boring .... can't stand 3D-demos like this.....
sucks added on the 2002-11-19 12:47:55 by Krokohunter Krokohunter
trully masterfully crafted!
sucks added on the 2002-11-19 12:59:02 by _ _
is this also a kind of art i dont understand?
Horrible...
sucks added on the 2002-11-19 13:14:11 by mempheria mempheria
The wheels on the police car and ambulance
are just sliding as if the road was ice not turning
added on the 2003-01-18 23:54:48 by Mike 3D Mike 3D
unfortunately one of the most sucky shit i've ever seen on pc platform.
sucks added on the 2003-02-14 19:47:33 by PinZa PinZa
I laughed my ass of :) I agree with the quote that crap got a new meaning now :)
sucks added on the 2003-06-30 11:12:51 by megamies megamies
wow. just wow.
added on the 2004-04-27 19:53:23 by Kootal Kootal
A true classic!
added on the 2004-04-27 20:17:16 by asasel asasel
big thanks to epidemic for bringing this light to the party
sucks added on the 2004-06-24 14:32:44 by stil stil
i have to respect this shit for keeping my faith in not being the worst :D
added on the 2004-06-24 14:36:41 by Gargaj Gargaj
It's a bit like a Police Academy film. It's so bad it's fun to watch!
rulez added on the 2004-06-24 14:55:30 by Preacher Preacher
THIS IS FUCKING GREAT DEMO
added on the 2004-08-07 03:21:59 by uns3en_ uns3en_
Insteresting but nothing special. It seemed to fuck up somewhere in the demo so I only saw a part of it. Thumb down is a very hard vote for this one.
nah
sucks added on the 2004-10-05 15:07:00 by shash shash
YIPEEKAEAHMOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!111111
rulez added on the 2004-10-05 15:13:10 by kusma kusma
although it really made me laugh...
sucks added on the 2004-10-05 15:22:28 by keops keops
apart from the glitches i actually enjoyed the city scenes. perhaps i've been playing virtua cop too much
added on the 2004-10-06 20:46:13 by hollowman hollowman
Holy crap! =)
Why the fuck nearly all the text are mirrored except the ones who are actually mirrored on real cars (front of ambulance), which are straight?
sucks added on the 2004-11-01 10:37:12 by pan pan
Pan, because it's a nextempire production and therefore sucks by definition. I wish I could thumb it down again
added on the 2004-11-01 11:39:19 by Preacher Preacher
Heh, I watch this once in a while for a good laugh =)
added on the 2004-11-01 11:39:32 by Nezbie Nezbie
I'll try to watch it stoned some time.
sucks added on the 2004-12-10 22:10:07 by Mr Twist Laser Mr Twist Laser
two low-detailed plastic cars sliding through a cheap looking paper city and then crash.
Makes me feel like being 10 years old and playing in my kinderzimmer again :)
sucks added on the 2005-01-20 17:07:44 by mizc mizc
up up up! one of the funniest demos out there :)
rulez added on the 2005-01-20 17:12:10 by shadez shadez
It's so bad it becomes funny!
Made me thing of a 3dfx game by davilex :')
rulez added on the 2005-01-20 17:22:42 by cerror cerror
Wtf? I have not yet commented this diamond! I love it, it's perfect. Saturday morning party hangover, some juice and rush hour - perfect combination... <3<3<3<3<3<3 PERFECTTTT!!!!
rulez added on the 2005-01-20 18:03:37 by sauli sauli
KOZMIK AMAZING 3D-ENGINE!!111
added on the 2005-01-20 18:13:53 by uns3en_ uns3en_
rulez added on the 2005-02-10 23:12:35 by apricot apricot
cerror has said it all!
rulez added on the 2005-02-10 23:30:30 by Zest Zest
Every time I watch this, I get more and more inspired
added on the 2005-02-10 23:56:43 by Preacher Preacher
I haven't commented yet? Shame on me.

Truth be told, I keep this little comedic gem on my hard drive, just in case of rainy days...

Or house guests that are overstaying their welcome.
sucks added on the 2005-04-15 04:58:59 by sea_monkey sea_monkey
reminds me of sega virtual fighter
added on the 2005-04-27 19:18:54 by violator violator
today iam going to watch this and analyze it better :DDD
added on the 2005-05-16 07:12:57 by uns3en_ uns3en_
Ok, Next Empire tribute duty fullfilled for today :-)
added on the 2005-05-16 13:17:33 by sparcus sparcus
this demo is like.. bad. very very very bad. especially i notice textures on cars. did kozmik made this with assembler? and all 3d models are stolen. wheew. ok
added on the 2005-05-16 16:43:38 by uns3en_ uns3en_
like my friend sAK!/JML told :"rare are bad demos which you can watch years after" ;D
added on the 2005-05-16 16:45:10 by uns3en_ uns3en_
RULEZ!
sucks added on the 2005-05-16 16:57:53 by jimmi jimmi
it does not even look accelerated :D
sucks added on the 2005-05-16 17:43:02 by trigger trigger
blup
sucks added on the 2005-05-17 14:57:51 by las las
it is bad, but to be honest it doesn't come close to "skluti - sjørøver"... Now, how do I do special moves again?
sucks added on the 2005-05-19 19:02:38 by loaderror loaderror
ugh!
sucks added on the 2005-05-19 20:07:10 by Shockwave Shockwave
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added on the 2005-05-19 20:19:09 by uns3en_ uns3en_
HUh? I can say without any doubts that I do not like this demo. Not a bit.
sucks added on the 2005-05-19 20:37:30 by chock chock

MUAHAHA so unique! // this is a good example for all the tasteless german jokeprods:P

rulez added on the 2005-05-31 02:18:45 by raver raver
The chick has got really chunky legs.
rulez added on the 2005-06-04 20:43:57 by rio702 rio702
Awesome. Brilliant demo to watch at Jumalauta Parties when you are totally wasted.
sucks added on the 2005-07-19 12:07:24 by j9 j9
this is almost better than a fish called wanda
rulez added on the 2005-12-29 16:24:34 by waffle waffle
this is probably the funniest demo i have ever seen. unintentionally, yes, but still.
oops
rulez added on the 2006-01-22 20:12:20 by ricky martin ricky martin
Looks like A*M*I*G*A*H!
rulez added on the 2006-03-31 23:00:17 by Korvkiosken Korvkiosken
WTF!!

neat idea to show city view as a rotozoomer, real demoscene taste. and superb chase scene. i love the way tears compress when vehicles hit the ground. also contains some great character animations and camera directions which eventully inspired amondo.

THIS IS A GREAT DEMO!
rulez added on the 2006-03-31 23:33:07 by anesthetic anesthetic
Hilarious chase part (with inverted textures on cars! ROTFL), pixelized to the max "city", crashed before greetings etc.

But I won't thumb it down. Why?
Because I liked it!
added on the 2006-04-17 22:04:40 by wrthlss wrthlss
interesting :/
added on the 2006-05-08 09:55:04 by spritus spritus
strange, lack of effects, but good model animation
rulez added on the 2006-05-08 10:00:32 by dila dila
classic
rulez added on the 2006-05-08 10:56:58 by Sverker Sverker
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rulez added on the 2006-05-08 11:15:06 by Mike 3D Mike 3D
TIME TO WORSHIP
rulez added on the 2006-05-14 20:11:03 by Maali Maali
ETERNAL CLASSIC
added on the 2006-05-14 21:51:34 by Preacher Preacher
3d tits \o/
rulez added on the 2006-05-17 02:14:05 by StingRay StingRay
Oh, oiii, oink
I just put the laughts out.
Watched it another time after years.
Oh boy, I can't hold my ass laugh, this is teh shit.

Rush Hour 2 was not funny.
added on the 2006-05-27 03:05:53 by Optimus Optimus
so stupid
rulez added on the 2006-05-30 12:36:34 by toxie toxie
Hehe :D
rulez added on the 2006-07-16 07:22:02 by Aasemoon Aasemoon
WHAT? Does it work because of this??? (A curious test)

let's increase its popularity:
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added on the 2006-10-28 11:27:01 by Optimus Optimus
i am curious as well. let's wait a few months and come back here. :)
This experiment might lead to a new way of Pouet prod abuse/cheating :P
added on the 2006-10-28 11:41:33 by Optimus Optimus
THATS WHAT I CALL A PHOTOREALISTIC STATE-OF-THE-ART DEMO.
I HAD SERIOUS PROBLEMS TO REALIZE THAT THIS DOESNT ACTUAÖYYLLY HAPPEN IN REALITY.

rulez added on the 2007-02-21 15:28:18 by v4nl4me v4nl4me
loooooooooooooool




NOT.
added on the 2007-02-21 15:36:13 by src src
KIKKEN! i like the headless girl.
rulez added on the 2007-05-15 20:00:13 by earx earx
tribute to NE
It does not work.
added on the 2007-08-08 17:36:11 by Optimus Optimus
In the future, all games will look like this....
Amazing fluid motion and massive landscapes to explore... full surround stereo sound!

for the ultimate immersive experience!

3D. The future is now. Pushing the limits.
sucks added on the 2007-08-10 14:43:40 by Momo Vampire Momo Vampire
What the fuck is that? Seriously!
sucks added on the 2007-09-02 17:22:14 by TOMPCpl TOMPCpl
classic
rulez added on the 2008-03-05 20:44:53 by skrebbel skrebbel
Waiting for the nextempire comeback! This rocks!
rulez added on the 2008-03-05 20:51:29 by Zplex Zplex
This definitely pushed the limits. in a bad way.
sucks added on the 2008-03-08 23:12:58 by raer raer
sucks added on the 2008-03-09 19:24:15 by chromag chromag
Can someone explain this scene joke to me...this was meant to be taken seriously, but the sequel is a spoof??

Anyway, I found this very funny, whether it was intended or not.
added on the 2008-07-12 00:58:04 by Wade Wade
what a great production. such beauty, it shows skills far beyond anything imagineable.. havent seen the demo since ages, and don't want to look into the matter again, but from what i saw its something magical and purely styled to the limits. There is not much what you can do if you encounter such a great demonstration. Whatever you did it had so much impact on the scene you probably couldn't imagine for years, but this one is now and forever set as a standard where no one was going before and perhaps some kind of level which only a few atomtechnicians will get in the near future (i heard they used java for the lhc).. and my thumb is ofcourse to equal all negative thumbs given to this milestone.

The thumb is sort of a sympathical thumb.
rulez added on the 2008-09-26 20:39:15 by mad mad
sorry.. but atleast the thumb is for you..
added on the 2008-09-26 20:39:57 by mad mad
well, wtf.
sucks added on the 2008-12-27 13:46:10 by Saga Musix Saga Musix
I have no words to describe what I have just seen. :(
sucks added on the 2008-12-28 07:19:33 by button button
this simply rules ass!
rulez added on the 2009-01-06 11:34:15 by orange orange
Quality
sucks added on the 2009-01-08 17:03:21 by Joghurt Joghurt
.
sucks added on the 2009-01-08 17:27:03 by wb wb
HQ video for this gem!
added on the 2009-01-13 22:28:25 by Zest Zest
yepyep
sucks added on the 2009-01-14 22:45:42 by zefyros zefyros
funny
rulez added on the 2009-02-09 22:12:09 by Speed Speed
MFX should remix the shit out of this concept, I'll pay for dru(n)ks
rulez added on the 2009-02-10 01:07:55 by Weyland Yutani Weyland Yutani
omg
sucks added on the 2009-02-11 23:29:16 by Sir Sir
I don't get the point in this... demo (if any). Made me smile a little bit, but I didn't like this.
sucks added on the 2009-02-13 16:03:19 by stage7 stage7
Saw a short bit of the video. First impression: quite bad. Second impression: no, 'quite' is nowhere near strong enough.
sucks added on the 2009-02-13 16:46:42 by psonice psonice
woo accelerated too!
sucks added on the 2009-02-13 16:53:00 by decipher decipher
I just like this demo !
rulez added on the 2009-03-29 17:59:50 by Chainsaw Chainsaw
cute
added on the 2009-04-26 01:51:14 by m0d m0d
guys, i think i'll eat my poisonous supper after watching it again.
added on the 2009-10-05 23:36:45 by v3nom v3nom
What the damn hell is this?
rulez added on the 2009-10-05 23:53:09 by Brandy Bogard Brandy Bogard
im delighted that this is now available on youtube as well
THANKS!

(no sarcasm, this is *the* hilariously bad demo bar none)
added on the 2009-10-06 01:58:29 by superplek superplek
eh, i've seen crap on pouet worst that this. thumb for the quote.
rulez added on the 2009-10-06 02:51:05 by hexen hexen
worse even.
added on the 2009-10-06 02:51:21 by hexen hexen
bad
sucks added on the 2010-03-20 17:52:16 by spritus spritus
heheh
sucks added on the 2010-03-20 17:54:59 by Serpent Serpent
what dixan said
rulez added on the 2010-04-04 22:02:58 by relias abardon relias abardon
hahaha what
added on the 2010-12-11 19:34:56 by stijn stijn
i havent commented on this yet? a classic. theres something tim & eric kind of awesome about this.. so awkward, its funny as hell.
rulez added on the 2012-03-15 17:20:37 by aegis aegis
(µ__µ)
sucks added on the 2012-03-15 18:28:01 by rez rez
cult classic.
rulez added on the 2012-12-10 20:23:10 by kimi kandler kimi kandler
Classic
rulez added on the 2013-09-06 02:08:26 by Nitro/Black Sun Nitro/Black Sun
This is crazy as hell but funny as f**k! They really should play this on late night TV, every night!
rulez added on the 2014-07-03 23:24:11 by raizor raizor
Just about perfect.
rulez added on the 2014-07-20 12:20:11 by noby noby
Just golden.
rulez added on the 2014-07-20 12:44:57 by cce cce
GTA alike.. ;)
added on the 2014-07-20 18:10:25 by magic magic
quite ok for 2001
rulez added on the 2014-07-20 22:39:36 by T$ T$
Outsider art.
rulez added on the 2014-07-20 23:08:49 by visy visy
What on earth did I just watch? I think this is art at such a high level that most mortals can not understand it.
rulez added on the 2014-07-23 04:53:37 by drift drift
seen worse..

btw can someone do video of this->
http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=65248
..still haven't seen it..reviews are promising tho..
rulez added on the 2015-06-23 05:51:10 by 1in10 1in10
Quote:
if it was intended to be a funny demo then it's a complete success! ;)
rulez added on the 2015-10-08 20:08:28 by moozooh moozooh
decent
The bestest Red Sector Inc demo ever.
added on the 2016-06-20 08:37:38 by break break
After watching this whole demo, I'm giving this thumbs down. even tho Kthulu (Amoivikos)'s art was great.
sucks added on the 2016-07-10 21:57:27 by Flashy^Infinitum Flashy^Infinitum

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