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Fuck Off! by Hard Boyling Boys
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screenshot added by yonx on 2007-07-30 14:34:32
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release date : july 2007
release party : Big Floppy People 2007
compo : combined demo
ranked : 4th
  • rulez 19
  • is ok 10
  • sucks 10
popularity : 0%
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added on the 2007-07-30 14:34:32 by yonx yonx

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Utter shite fake production (fake group). Will be making another comment later once I've uploaded RARE by TUC.
sucks added on the 2007-07-30 15:12:02 by Argonaut Argonaut
i guess the truth hurts
rulez added on the 2007-07-30 15:22:54 by hollowman hollowman
Ok here's the proper (and well reasoned) comment on this so called production. The 'people' who made it are insecure nutless wonders who think the year is still 1989. Now I wouldn't have minded so much actually as I know these kinds of 'people' need to make productions like this as a kind of therapy for the insecurities they have about the Amiga platform (though since they have better hardware I don't know where the insecurities come from!). Anyway, what got me was that it beat the RARE intro in the compo. I guess there must have been enough Amiga drones there to swing the voting. Since those who voted for this 'production' obviously need help I'll give them some pointers:

*** Fuck Off! by 'Hard Boyling Boys' ***

Bad Points
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Fake production (fake group - no balls)
Bad vibes and party spirit
Backwards looking - is it still 1989?
No effects
No techniques
No optimisations (none needed really)
Unwitty/unfunny text, even the C64 guys didn't laugh much
Pointless statements -
ST demosceners care not about the gay bee, applications
(no-one uses Degas anyway) nor midi ports. Not now, not ever.

Good points
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Quite nice design
Good quality MOD music

*** RARE by TUC ***

Good Points
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Good vibes and party spirit
Original and amusing 'Fruit Machine' intro.
Rare effect (1 pixel vertical/horizontal dist)
Quite optimized code (since it's pure 68000 effect)
Not bad design and sync
Original maxYMizer music by Alchemist

Bad Points
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Could do with more parts and better endpart
Artist design would have been better then coder design
Music wasn't able to have SID effects due to CPU restrictions

So you see Amiga drones, even allowing for the subjective nature of demo voting it's clear 'Fuck Off!' should have come behind RARE and really should have come last.

Also it should be pointed out that Alchemist was *invited* to BFP (well actually to LCP but they merged) so we weren't even gate-crashing a 'Commodore' party, besides it says Atari supported on the BFP website.

Yes Hollowman the truth does hurt, this is going to hurt a lot ;-)
added on the 2007-07-30 15:59:10 by Argonaut Argonaut
I was not entertained, also not by RARE, gues these demo's are not my style i gues. The tick in the sound sample annoyed me to :P guess that was intended
sucks added on the 2007-07-30 16:30:16 by Fleshlight Fleshlight
thumbs up for making argonaut cry!
rulez added on the 2007-07-30 16:40:11 by dalezr dalezr
Yes that's right. Listen, there's no way you can justify making/voting for this shite in a rational way. Sure you can whine on about how you have small penises and need to make products like this to help you feel strong but it just won't wash. I mean, what are you, ten years old?
added on the 2007-07-30 17:03:38 by Argonaut Argonaut
Argonaut, relax. I heard it was not aimed at you. ;)
It was an internal joke, aimed at your fellow Atari scener Dubmood.
rulez added on the 2007-07-30 17:08:30 by spotUP spotUP
Fair enough Flashlight, personally I think Cool Ska Cool should have won though with it being a C64 party it's not that bad/unexpected that the DTV one did. They were both good.
added on the 2007-07-30 17:12:37 by Argonaut Argonaut
spotUP - an internal joke sure got a lot of votes. I never said it was aimed at me, infact I even thought it was pretty funny at first but the 'feel' of it was quite nasty. If it was internal it would have been better not to enter it in the compo IMO. The title itself suggests 'hinting' that Atari people should not attend BFP. I won't be attending again, don't know about Alchemist, so it worked.
added on the 2007-07-30 17:17:13 by Argonaut Argonaut
yes its an internal joke that started like a year ago on the dubmood & goto80 toiletgig where we got the good old amiga vs ataridiscussion goin as a joke and we continued with it since then. it was all aimed at me. and if you would have understood swedish you would probably have picked up a few (or like 200) atari-sux no amiga-sux pointers during the party. you could have asked. its not a hint of any kind to any platform to not attend the party, in fact, I know spot loves atari so much and this was just a sort of atari plz come next year and kick our ass again like all other years its so boring @ a bfp without atarians. I mean, an atari chiptune kicking the ass out of all the 5mb sample protracker tunes just proves it doesnt it? amiga sux! <3
rulez added on the 2007-07-30 17:28:36 by dubmood dubmood
Amiga rox, Atari rox...cuz there old skool and independent of microsoft :p
Make sure you all come to Sundown! We're running an Amiga vs Atari cagefight after the Oldskool Synthtracked Music compo!

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added on the 2007-07-30 17:37:14 by syphus syphus
Argo, don't worry too much about party voting - it's mostly friend/platform votes anyway, no matter what party :)
added on the 2007-07-30 17:41:23 by evil evil
most of us didnt even vote we passed out...
added on the 2007-07-30 17:46:00 by dubmood dubmood
Getting beaten by a fake prod that required little skill or imagination to produce was (and is) a hard pill to swallow - end of story.
added on the 2007-07-30 17:52:32 by Argonaut Argonaut
Plus no-one was laughing!
added on the 2007-07-30 17:56:23 by Argonaut Argonaut
I am laughing now.
added on the 2007-07-30 17:57:48 by Preacher Preacher
no-one was laughing? everyone was, especially me. if its just -its a fakeprod- that bothers you, just exclude it from your intepretation of the results and voila! its not that hard is it? you are right that its 2007 and not 1989, so its not that bloody serious anymore ey? its more of a social thing. chill out damnit
added on the 2007-07-30 18:13:09 by dubmood dubmood
just boring
sucks added on the 2007-07-30 18:23:27 by RA RA
oh noes they be stealing ma bucket with a fake joke demo!
added on the 2007-07-30 18:27:36 by psenough psenough
syphus: would i be allowed to glue broken glass to my knuckles before entering the cage?
added on the 2007-07-30 18:38:42 by havoc havoc
seriously, will this party be called 'little disk kids' next year?
added on the 2007-07-30 18:45:43 by alienttn alienttn
My mind-reading/humour skillz aren't good enough to be in the scene, there was me thinking it was 'hard boyling boys' who weren't being chilled out. What a mistaker to maker.
added on the 2007-07-30 19:14:36 by Argonaut Argonaut
Solo2 is our mind reading consultant, you may want to talk to him about any mind reading problems you may have.
added on the 2007-07-30 19:19:50 by hitchhikr hitchhikr
Hehe, yeah that guy rocks, hopefully he'll help me out with this one.
added on the 2007-07-30 19:30:59 by Argonaut Argonaut
AAAAAMIIGAAAH!!! RULZ
ATARI SUXes!

;)
rulez added on the 2007-07-30 19:33:15 by tFt tFt
Argonaut: bow to teh mighty Miggy! :)
rulez added on the 2007-07-30 20:33:29 by button button
It's funny because it's true!
rulez added on the 2007-07-30 21:20:48 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
example of this internal joke:
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added on the 2007-07-30 21:52:51 by dubmood dubmood
nice font, cool music and an important message :)

Quote:
thumbs up for making argonaut cry!

more like ARGUEnaut, amirite?
rulez added on the 2007-07-31 00:20:04 by linde linde
Because it touches people!
rulez added on the 2007-07-31 08:47:09 by Korvkiosken Korvkiosken
intro logotype, effects, music
rulez added on the 2007-07-31 23:18:19 by BITS BITS
@Argonaut: Everybody laughed @ BFP when this was showed.

This is the one and only true confirmation that the Atari and its pity scene SUCKS!

SUCKS SUUUUUUUUUCKS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!

Muhahahaaaahaahaaaa!
rulez added on the 2007-07-31 23:48:06 by scoutski scoutski
erm..shown even. :-/
added on the 2007-07-31 23:49:26 by scoutski scoutski
You can't deny a lot of the points made, though my mother was upset when I told her she's ugly ;)

I found it a little offensive after no sleep at BFP, but on re-watching, it's actually quite a neat little demo. Not technically excellent, but nice design, nice music, and funny stuff.

Oh... and I think the entire Atari community would agree on "Degas Elite, Ha ha ha" - man, that was sucky software :)
rulez added on the 2007-08-01 00:05:15 by alchemist alchemist
I can feel the Love !
added on the 2007-08-06 20:12:10 by Crazy Q Crazy Q
Scoutski! LAMER ASSHOLE PISS OFF!
added on the 2007-08-06 20:15:26 by ltk_tscc ltk_tscc
Atari ppl : don't take is so serious !

I mean common !

Just the comparing flossy with the busy bee is funny !
added on the 2007-08-06 20:52:57 by Crazy Q Crazy Q
missing some degas colors cycling ;-)
rulez added on the 2007-09-25 21:36:19 by otro otro
Demo sucks ass :D But this thread made me laugh so piggie it is.
added on the 2007-09-25 21:56:15 by StingRay StingRay
Everybody just relax, and get a real computer while you're at it. PC rules!
rulez added on the 2007-12-12 07:25:24 by lnsk lnsk
Atari burn in hell!
\o/
rulez added on the 2007-12-16 13:32:42 by britelite britelite
Oh well...
added on the 2008-01-19 12:33:41 by Maissi Maissi
I didn't thumb this up already? Amazing!
rulez added on the 2008-03-07 11:29:19 by fxmj4598fj4598fj fxmj4598fj4598fj
thanks to skope
sucks added on the 2008-03-07 11:33:33 by earx earx
You're very welcome earx.
Rulez.
sucks added on the 2008-03-07 14:45:58 by zoolum zoolum
Best amiga prod in ten years of time !
added on the 2008-03-07 14:47:02 by zoolum zoolum
I agree!
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what the christ is going on here?
added on the 2008-03-07 15:38:55 by okkie okkie
Deserves another thumb down for being so boring & everybody knows that the Amiga won the whole "Atari vs Amiga" thing anyway.

But if you really want to rub the atari scene's nose in their own shit then you could at least do some effect which the Atari could only dream. (This shit could have easily been done on Atari!-)
sucks added on the 2008-05-06 08:55:49 by bob^da almighty bob^da almighty
Amiga won some "Atari vs Amiga" thing?! Sorry, I've owned MANY of both machines and they aren't even comparable. My Amigas have WAY for games and my Atari was better for Music (Cubase Audio in the early 90's couldn't be beat). My Amiga 4000 had a video toaster, my Ataris Falcon CAME with True Color (65536 colours w/24-bit stills) & the best audio for the price at the time.
If Amiga OR Atari won out, why am I stuck using these PC's?! This demo, like others, give us nostalgia, memories back to the days when we had great computer communities.
I realize these are older posts, but I hope people read this.
sucks added on the 2008-05-11 04:30:14 by pest pest
Thumbs down for ruining BFP for some of the Atari crowd. I guess you will be back to only C= people this year around..
sucks added on the 2008-05-11 09:08:42 by evil evil
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added on the 2008-05-11 10:39:58 by hollowman hollowman
FUCK YEAH
rulez added on the 2008-05-11 10:51:29 by aegis aegis
BFP FÜR DIE DEUTSCHEN
AUSLÄNDER RAUS!!!1
rulez added on the 2008-08-31 17:33:05 by havoc havoc
Boring.
sucks added on the 2009-01-25 05:19:57 by micdune micdune
wars, wars..
sucks added on the 2009-02-17 17:18:12 by unic0rn unic0rn
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added on the 2009-09-21 10:28:58 by spotUP spotUP
Great music.
rulez added on the 2013-10-14 23:12:53 by Sir_Lucas Sir_Lucas

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