the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2016-05-25
- 1in10, you mean like if they could never shut the fuck up about bacon for one day? :)
- http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5295/5436306123_aace8c89c4_o.jpg
- Ate meat for 27 years, never once got shit for it. Been vegan for 8 years, got shit for it several times.
- Don't even mean "someone is wrong on the Internet" type of shit, I mean shit like talking to someone at a bar, discussion goes to food, I mention I don't eat meat, other guy flips out completely
- 2016-10-06
- No matter how hard I try, I can't read the word "ungerman" and not think it rhymes with "hungerman"
- 2016-11-20
- Looks like a game for 12 year olds if you think this is a game for adults https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV3PhvCf_Jg
- 2017-01-20
- Uuniin koko oneliner. Surkee läppä ja silti iteki kopioin :) ! Oispa kaljaa mut on vaan tää Internet joten kai tähän pitää tyytyä!
- 2017-01-31
- According to the ISO 9001 standard, page 9001 of the oneliner should mainly be about ISO
- 2017-02-08
- Bad times in life is like a telephone. You never know when it ago ring, but when it ring, just pick it up an receive. When you finish, put down the receiver and carry on, 'cause the sun will always shine.
- Think about the way that we live today. Think about the way how some people play.
- Boys and girls, the new generation; call it generation of love.
- Do what you want, but think about the omen. A vision in your mind will lead your way.
- Dreams are the way to express yourself from the heart.
- No valley too deep, no mountain too high.
- 2017-02-15
- that moment when you tried to debate gender and sexuality with someone who thinks blowjobs are unhealthy because of "excretory system bacteriae"
- Yeah, I guess we should respect all opinions as equally valid. On that note, didya know that vaccines cause autism?
- 2017-03-05
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JrnU7aW3S8
- 2017-04-18
- that moment when you turn up at work after Revision and do a day's work as intended because you're hardcore like that
- Why do people insist on calling comical demos "joke prods"? No one disparages comedy films as "joke movies"
- inb4 someone pops in to say "all DRM is malware"
- 2017-04-19
- Sounds like they'd have to start with you, snowflake.
- 2017-09-05
- that moment when you accidentally mistyped flahrgunnstow
- 2017-09-26
- A vinyl copy of "Animals" by Pink Floyd was harmed in the making of this oneliner.
- 2017-09-27
- "now"
- 2017-09-28
- Today I learned there's a lot of folk on the demoscene who find mental health issues absolutely hilarious.