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boss fav saying

category: residue [glöplog]
10 "well, i won't finish till friday, i have too much work on my desk"
20 "then find someone to delegate the work to"
30 "but there is noone that understands how it works, only me"
40 "ok, then you have to do it"
50 GOTO 10
added on the 2011-07-08 15:16:21 by scicco scicco
Being my own boss, the most frequent quote is:

"You should continue [add in-progress-project]"
added on the 2011-07-08 15:46:10 by d0DgE d0DgE
"If amazon can do this , YOU can do it also ... Why its not finished ?"

Conclusion : I dont know the IT.Dept. Size at amazon, but they are for sure more than me alone ...
added on the 2011-07-08 15:48:51 by _H2o_ _H2o_
If [other product] can do it, it's not impossible. I don't know why can't you do it... (maybe because I've to do it all by my self, and the [other product] is from a BIG company with more than one developer for sure)

added on the 2011-07-08 23:11:17 by swapd0 swapd0
If it compiles, ship it!
added on the 2011-07-09 17:46:13 by Optimus Optimus
i guess you guys'd like this movie.. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151804/
added on the 2011-07-13 04:58:26 by gentleman gentleman
"well, you know, what with all the economic crisis and the credit crunch we are in poor financial situation this year. so i have to freeze bonus pays. but on a more cheerful note: what do you think of my brand new Jaguar XF? pretty isn't it!"
added on the 2011-07-13 09:10:35 by button button
"we can do that in half a day"
added on the 2011-07-13 13:18:39 by Tarmil Tarmil
"want a beer?"
added on the 2011-07-13 13:46:09 by Gargaj Gargaj
"we have this, and we'll do that."
added on the 2011-07-13 13:57:42 by Defiance Defiance
"that was lousy weed"
added on the 2011-07-13 14:44:34 by maali maali
added on the 2011-07-13 21:43:21 by leGend leGend
"that was lousy weed"

I used to get baked with my boss, then we'd go over the road to the pub and get shit-faced then I'd drop him home and drive home in teh work van.
added on the 2011-07-13 22:14:33 by ringofyre ringofyre
"Could you just come by and help me out here real quick?"
added on the 2011-07-13 22:24:21 by uncle_H uncle_H
You're not quitting, you're fired!
added on the 2011-07-13 22:27:18 by CONS CONS
ok, we missed the latest deadline, let's finish the work for the next.
added on the 2011-07-14 10:41:15 by zerkman zerkman
A program is never finished (so we are selling unfinished products, isn't it?)
added on the 2011-07-15 10:33:27 by swapd0 swapd0
-"What do you mean by we do not have this feature? What? We can't have it now? It will take at least 3 months to develope?... We need it NOW!! It has already been sold to our major clients as well tested, stable and leading thing in our company!"

-"YOU are the expert here. You must do sth! (Yes I AM the expert, but not a Magician, at least not yet)"

-"This issue (let's call it here-"A") from now on has the highest priority. Please, focun on it now". Few hours later...:
-"No, forget it! THIS issue here ("B") is the most important for us now".... The next day gave me....:
-"What did I say yesterday? No, the case ("C") is now on your top to do! GOGOGOGOGO! Thanx!".... And finally, the following day brought me :
-"No! Leave it. That issue ("A"!!!) is the most important! And, by the way, why has not it been done already?"..
added on the 2011-07-15 12:01:17 by sim sim
"i'm gay, you want a pay rise...let's come to a mutually beneficial arrangement""
added on the 2011-07-15 15:15:33 by button button
"A ver que se te ocurre..." End sentence when they told you to do something ambiguous, not clear...
added on the 2011-07-30 11:48:12 by swapd0 swapd0
"what the fuck you're doing on pouet again"
not a Magician

Amen brother...
added on the 2011-07-30 12:59:58 by FunGas FunGas
*RIIIING RIIING* "sorry, I'm gonna be 10 minutes late..."
added on the 2011-07-30 19:28:20 by maytz maytz
You're fired.
added on the 2011-07-30 19:55:59 by hitchhikr hitchhikr


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