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category: residue [glöplog]
That's already done, just copy the code.

Write a spec is useless, the customers always wants new features.

When are you going to finish it?
added on the 2011-07-05 22:44:03 by swapd0 swapd0
How far are you?
added on the 2011-07-05 23:10:02 by Pirx Pirx
you're so goddamn good, you deserve a raise!
added on the 2011-07-05 23:12:35 by leb00ster leb00ster
Give me a top level description
Can you check if this works? I have sold such a solution to be installed tomorrow...
added on the 2011-07-05 23:14:46 by _Chucky_ _Chucky_
Can't this be done faster?
added on the 2011-07-05 23:17:00 by styx^hcr styx^hcr
I want ice cream.
added on the 2011-07-05 23:32:41 by ferris ferris
added on the 2011-07-05 23:32:52 by ferris ferris
This has to be done urgently. Until when? Yesterday!
added on the 2011-07-05 23:42:29 by CONS CONS
"How come this month's stock-take isn't the same as last months?"
added on the 2011-07-06 00:18:11 by ringofyre ringofyre
this is going to kill the company...

Approximatly said once a month... it means "do fucking MOAR non-paid hours you slave!"
added on the 2011-07-06 00:25:24 by __ __
If you weren't all so eager for y'all new microwaves, you could lead a much more peaceful life (sry, boss told me to say that).
added on the 2011-07-06 00:33:42 by xyz xyz
this is going to kill the company...
Approximatly said once a month... it means "do fucking MOAR non-paid hours you slave!"

"If we don't get this order out we'll [you] all be out of a job by tomorrow!" - about a small, supermarket sized order on a not-very busy day...

The absolute winner tho was - "Dude, where's my car?" after said car got nicked from out of the front of work. Many hours afterwards laughing in the pub once he had sorted the cops out.
added on the 2011-07-06 00:34:15 by ringofyre ringofyre
"That's NOT the WAY it should GO!!!!!"
added on the 2011-07-06 01:29:43 by ryg ryg
"Badger badger badger badger"
what I was also meaning to say. Let's FFS build things that are literally build to last. Knowledge passed down from one generation to the next. Not this *keep it a fucking trade secret* bullshit. geeeeeeeeez. more BIA. :D

(I actually typed down a more sophisticated mail earlier this evening but, meh, it got lost somehow so please be gentle with my humble ramblings.)

added on the 2011-07-06 01:37:41 by xyz xyz
Go get lunch.
added on the 2011-07-06 03:47:16 by shuffle2 shuffle2
"Don't feel proud of this review score, you don't deserve it. I tried to put you in the 10% bucket but everyone else sucked so much that you got pushed up into the 70% bucket."
"You should be embarassed that you didn't catch this"
"The only training I'll fund for you is non-build-break-training"
and my favorite...
"You're so NEGATIVE!"
added on the 2011-07-06 03:54:37 by GbND GbND
My direct boss composed Onward Ride, so I guess he's said something about 12321457 faces and #!#%& shading and shadows.

My "division head" boss wrote the scene poetry in Unsound Minds - Follow the Sign III, so I guess HE said some arty fluff about the wind.
added on the 2011-07-06 04:02:34 by visy visy
we need a root cause analysis.
"I need more data for statistical purposes".
Translated to real world terms:
"It's more important that we're able to report that we're not making any profit than to actually make money"
added on the 2011-07-06 08:52:04 by Punqtured Punqtured
"Come on, the weather is too good for programming... have a beer with me instead"
added on the 2011-07-06 09:01:11 by kusma kusma
On a friday: "I don't really care when you do it, just as long as the report is on my desk by monday morning".
added on the 2011-07-06 10:20:11 by trc_wm trc_wm
"We'll see..."

"When will this be done?"

"We need a new version compiles ASAP!" (~friday, 6pm)
added on the 2011-07-06 10:25:14 by raer raer
"But this time you'll go on a REAL vacation, no programming whatsoever!"
added on the 2011-07-06 10:43:48 by chock chock


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