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Females in the demoscene?

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Whatfuckingever. I shall leave this discussion to Mr. "Women may only open their mouth to receive my very small penis" Vibrator, Mr. "At the slightest hint of sexuality I wet my pants, and not in the good way" Crosbow, Mr. "My life doesn't let me be the underdeveloped jackass I really am, but pouet does!" Ringofyre and WsW, as well as the Blatant Random Softporn Pictures of People Who Might Read This Collection Society (BRSPPWMRTCS).

... and get shitfaced with a bunch of girls who are fun to be around with and who I call friends. Sounds like the better plan :)
added on the 2011-03-29 18:45:38 by kb_ kb_
kb: i agree with you about the cam. i wish it was higher resolution too!

:)
added on the 2011-03-29 18:50:19 by button button
that's hubrys. and vampyr.

I don't wet my pants by the way… I rather see the wrongness, and critic it.
i really thought this ZOMGIRLZ!!! stuff died together with the demoscene back in the 90'es when everyone managed to turn 25 :)

Kudos for the Jessica picture though, she was fun and didnt take herself as serious as a lot of other people on the demoscene (and I always thought she possessed a special kind of social intelligence that for instance SOME AUSTRIAN MENSA MEMBERS seems to lack :)
added on the 2011-03-29 20:02:33 by nic0 nic0
oh and kb has it all under control already... the first time I felt really old however, was when I started hanging out with women without the intention of fucking them :)
added on the 2011-03-29 20:03:33 by nic0 nic0
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oh and kb has it all under control already...

Uhm. Bad information you have there. kb does not control my penis :)
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I shall leave this discussion to Mr. "Women may only open their mouth to receive my very small penis" Vibrator

...and he obviously has not seen it :) Probably because of his dick-deficient surfing habits :)

Because I have a porn video out. Yeah, I actually do. What did you do with your life?
added on the 2011-03-29 20:26:38 by vibrator vibrator
I wonder, what would Adok say about this thread...
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added on the 2011-03-29 20:32:15 by w00t! w00t!
nic0: her and hei-di were totally cool female sceners...really fun to "play with" on #amigascne. :)

i don't think you should ever lose your male instinct for "ZOMG a female!!" - although i guess you should be a bit more mature about it as you get older. and when you find one that is as interested in something as nerdy as the demoscene than it should naturally blow your mind. :)
added on the 2011-03-29 20:32:55 by button button
Are you proud of this? Only a monkey would. But that you are a monkey is known since a long time ago. (alongside the australian connection)
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... and get shitfaced with a bunch of girls who are fun to be around with and who I call friends.

Yeah, cool, being friends with girls... wow... like, all boring stuff and no sex at all.
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Sounds like the better plan :)

Sounds like a lamer's life to me.

I kissed two different girls - and that is counting the last week only. I also almost, ALMOST! fucked with one of them - right out there on the street (we do that here because there are no cops, unlike places like... say, Hamburg).

We were both too tired though and everything was progressing extremely quickly (we had just met that night), so we deferred it to another day :)
added on the 2011-03-29 20:38:08 by vibrator vibrator
Is fucking the only thing you define yourself through? What kind of sick monkey are you?
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Is fucking the only thing you define yourself through? What kind of sick monkey are you?

Hey you're one to talk... dirty story writer!!
added on the 2011-03-29 20:43:37 by vibrator vibrator
Incidentally, if you don't fuck: You're not the only one with that problem :) Obama bumst auch zu wenig :)
added on the 2011-03-29 20:59:03 by vibrator vibrator
But stories are just stories… and you do things!
nice catfight you got going here, i truly enjoy reading it with FF4 \o/
added on the 2011-03-29 21:18:02 by havoc havoc
   Crushing back on topic, today it's black

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added on the 2011-03-29 21:18:02 by jhae jhae
yay! FF4.
added on the 2011-03-29 21:32:12 by trc_wm trc_wm
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Mr. "My life doesn't let me be the underdeveloped jackass I really am, but pouet does!" Ringofyre

Fits me to a fucking "T"! Seriously, I don't know how you got me SO right.
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... and get shitfaced with a bunch of girls who are fun to be around with and who I call friends.

Now I'd love to join you in your frolic there but I don't think my wife or daughters would approve. ;)
added on the 2011-03-29 22:39:30 by ringofyre ringofyre
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*saved to desktop, HD back-up que, various USB devices, burn to CD and ftp remote storage* just in case
and those are not even the nude shots of jessika that have been around :D
added on the 2011-03-29 22:40:39 by shock__ shock__
Ohh, & unfortunately -
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added on the 2011-03-29 22:40:45 by ringofyre ringofyre
I didnt know there was a trolling contest going on here, i'll go back to my oh-so-mature cave :)
added on the 2011-03-30 00:29:28 by nic0 nic0
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But stories are just stories… and you do things!

Dude... both of these are ok. All of this is ok. It's all sex. Sex is ok. Sex is the good side of life. It is always good and never anything but good.

And regarding "considering fucking too important": Let me remind you that life has to purposes: 1. staying alive and 2. fucking.

How you feel is directly related to fucking. If you don't do it, you feel bad. If you do it, you feel great.

Not fucking is like being hungry all the time. It's a state of total insanity. It actually drives people crazy, and it doesn't even take long. It is the source of all violence, the reason for all wars. Men without sex become jetfighter pilots - or suicide bombers.

Not fucking is such an unnatural state because it never occurs in nature. Humans are born as males and femals in equal amounts, and they always stick around each other because they are constantly, strongly, incredibly attracted to each other.

In nature, there is always someone to fuck.

It took advanced brains like ours to even construct a world where there is no one to fuck, even though there are so many people close by.

Ironic isn't it. We used our brains to make ourselves unhappy.

Haha.

I'm laughing about this now because I reversed the trend and I am now using my brain for making myself happy - and for nothing else.

This is, pretty much, my new operating system:

10 find girls
20 if something (or someone!) is in the way: eliminate the little problem
30 fuck girls and goto 10

As you can see, it is probably bug-free. And it really does work like a charme. :)
added on the 2011-03-30 05:46:50 by vibrator vibrator
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added on the 2011-03-30 06:13:15 by ham ham
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that's the European fertility rate. i blame this "modern equality" lark. this is what happens when we do not view our women as breeding machines. :( i'm not saying it's good to view women as breeding machines and sexual objects, I'm just say that this is the result of not doing so.

think about it.
added on the 2011-03-30 06:36:20 by button button
AAaaaannd...
I pass my "crosbow's Chauvinist of pouet.net 2011" trophy straight over to button. ;P

FYI button -
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The global population is roughly 6 billion. Of these, probably about 4 billion are sexually active. If you assume these people have sex on average once per week (obviously just an average), with the average session lasting 20 minutes ( = 20/10800 = 0.2% of the week), and the population is distributed randomly with time zone, etc. this gives ~ 8 million people having sex at any given moment (pretty close to the guess above).

Of course, there should be brief peaks around bedtime in time zones containing large urban centers, so I would guess the number varies between ~2 and 20 million, or possibly higher during holidays, etc.
added on the 2011-03-30 06:48:27 by ringofyre ringofyre

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