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I need to be fat. Any suggestions?

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this maybe?

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added on the 2009-11-05 23:31:08 by Sir Sir
Swap bodies with optimus!
added on the 2009-11-05 23:45:02 by psonice psonice
Stiu! Voi folosi noua tehnologie Internet pentru a rezolva aceasta dilema!
Cocai.. oops, I meant, MARIJUANA.
added on the 2009-11-06 00:12:34 by leGend leGend
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Follow his advice as well, seems to be working for him.

Oh, and the face is crucial, otherwise you'll fail. Hard.

added on the 2009-11-06 00:37:16 by Blue Ion Blue Ion
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added on the 2009-11-06 00:43:35 by xyz xyz
FFFFFF...
Too much fat for photobucket.

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Let's hope soviet russia's man eating burger last longer before the host tubes clogs with cholesterol (and shit alike).
added on the 2009-11-06 00:51:54 by Blue Ion Blue Ion
Tyler Durden knows how to get fat.

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added on the 2009-11-06 08:51:43 by Sir Sir
Go to gym every day for the next 10 years. Remember to take lots of proteins at the same time. After 10 years quit going to gym and you sohuld look like Swarzenegger these days in a few weeks.
added on the 2009-11-06 08:59:38 by harism harism
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this shit works, since it definitely worked for me! it blocks the leptin from your brain so you don't know when you're full, you just eat and eat. and crave for sweets. and eat a bit more, since you're always hungry!

Dec 2001, 75 kg -> May 2002, 110 kg \o/

i should make you think happy thoughts, too. well, that part didn't work for me.
added on the 2009-11-06 09:03:46 by jenni jenni
jep mirtazapine worked for my wife too. 55->65kg in 2 month and she ist extremly picky with her wight.
added on the 2009-11-06 09:56:05 by Spinball Spinball
you definitely should try this Macaroni Salad recipe :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
added on the 2009-11-06 11:11:57 by bill bill
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fetting fat might be harder then it sounds.
i for instance, really can't get fat. (i was nearly anorexic-looking, that wasn't so good)
for starters, i didn't had much exercice, so getting fat of lazyness wouldn't work.
i tried eating unhealty fat food every day, but after 5 days i began getting sick all the time. the food took the fastest way out and the fat wasn't sticking.
so i tried eating just fat, but also with enough vegetables and other healty stuff. and in a month i only weighted about 2 kilos more.

then i tried out what i though would be an urban legend. i didn't ate nearly anything for a week, and then i started eating big kebabs every evening (no breakfast or lunch). and i gained 12 kilos on 3 weeks, yay.
now i'm exercising to get some more shape in it, but yeah, i'm still a bit too lazy actually
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I need to be fat. Any suggestions?


nothing easier than that! simply dont go to the toilet anymore!!
added on the 2009-11-06 19:38:14 by gentleman gentleman
deep fried lard and mars bar pizzas are the best!
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added on the 2009-11-06 21:50:48 by jua jua
If that other thread gets bumped, this has to be too.
added on the 2010-02-18 23:27:41 by Sir Sir
make a demo about FAT
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added on the 2010-02-19 09:39:03 by wWales wWales
...or copyrightwhores *facepalm*
added on the 2010-02-19 09:50:08 by wWales wWales

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