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5 HOURS to go! until the bachelor paper is supposet to be turned in!

WE still need to write 3000 MORE WORDS!
AND out of a group of 4, we havent been able to contact TWO of them the last two days!
and one of those two we havent seen in a MONTH!!

Plus since ive returned from BREAKPOINT my work ethic was in RUINS so im sure i pissed of the liasons for the company that gave us the opportunity to work with!

IVE been UP all nights and IM pretty sure i've OD myself on caffine, nicotine and ritalin!

added on the 2009-05-20 18:45:37 by Deus Deus
Shut up and write.

You wrote 112 words above - now do that 30 times in a row :)
added on the 2009-05-20 18:49:12 by Puryx Puryx
Eh. I almost fucked up my BS thesis, because I thought doing > 30% of the work in less than two days was a good idea.

Most terrible 36 hours of my (student) life. Never again. Ever.

(Also, my printer broke down at 5 in the morning. Fuuuuuuuu)
added on the 2009-05-20 18:55:38 by tomaes tomaes
I gather you guys are studying for a murphy's law degree :)
Well, either you manage to somehow finish, which will be so painful you'll finally learn that this isn't a good way to work, or you'll be doing it again next year :)

Reminds me of my own student days :)
added on the 2009-05-20 19:08:42 by psonice psonice
well....its over, 2000 words less then what it was suppose to ideal....but its finished, and its delived.


good night
added on the 2009-05-20 21:20:46 by Deus Deus
Deus: perfect - you did the right thing!
added on the 2009-05-20 21:52:41 by Puryx Puryx
Soo.. tomorrow we'll have Optimus 2? ;)
added on the 2009-05-20 21:56:34 by gloom gloom
Srlsly deus, pouet is the last place to visit in such a state.

But... considering that you can write 1 word in 2 seconds (average), you only needed 6000 seconds (100 minutes or 1:40 hours) to complete the thesis, so you had over 2 good hours to pouetize :)

Btw, when writing my BSc thesis I had days where I wrote 5 pages, and weeks where I wrote 5 sentences. If anyone is interested, here are pdf and source.

Anyway, congratz :)
added on the 2009-05-21 00:06:56 by xTr1m xTr1m
A thesis judged on on wordcount? hmmmm....... :\

Btw, a nice thing: http://marketing.wharton.upenn.edu/documents/research/Citations-Interfaces.pdf
fukc the actual lack of knowledge organizing tools.

Anyway: go deus go!
added on the 2009-05-21 01:23:14 by bdk bdk
"judging a thesis on wrodcount?!?" sounds better.
added on the 2009-05-21 01:23:55 by bdk bdk
That's great, deus, now go write a paper about it.
added on the 2009-05-21 01:31:19 by phoenix phoenix
You should code a random thesis generator :)
added on the 2009-05-21 07:27:51 by Optimus Optimus
I like the topic!
added on the 2009-05-21 10:35:32 by Emod Emod
Btw, when writing my BSc thesis I had days where I wrote 5 pages, and weeks where I wrote 5 sentences.

My written BSc thesis was only 5 pages in total, and I got an A on it. :)
added on the 2009-05-21 10:46:50 by Adok Adok
5 pages of application form and a cheque?
added on the 2009-05-21 11:27:19 by psonice psonice
yeah i like the topic too lol, good luck guy

A McDonalds application form is not a thesis.
added on the 2009-05-21 11:38:10 by xeron xeron
BTW, my thesis was only one word, and it was so good that they invented a new grade for it (Super Mega Ultra A++++++++++), and instantly made me a Professor of all subjects.
added on the 2009-05-21 11:43:11 by xeron xeron
xeron: "AMIGA" or "SCHEISSE"?
added on the 2009-05-21 11:47:06 by Gargaj Gargaj

of course.
added on the 2009-05-21 11:49:39 by xeron xeron
the human affairs are on their way to hell in a handbasket. Must feel good to know that at the time you get the results, you can always use it as toilet paper in the -hopefully- still smoking ruins of the farce we called civilisation.
added on the 2009-05-21 12:38:20 by NoahR NoahR
this thread went quite alternative...
added on the 2009-05-21 12:41:44 by Puryx Puryx
it certainly didnt DEGRADE, as such...
added on the 2009-05-21 12:42:28 by Gargaj Gargaj
Gargaj, you are right, it didnt. We are talking about academia. that itself is a pretty low starting point to begin with!
added on the 2009-05-21 12:43:40 by NoahR NoahR


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