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freed_ohm: perhaps, but then again i wouldn't go for girls like these: BB Image
dr. optimus seems to be alot better than most psychoterapists, and getting all the time as famous as optimus
added on the 2003-06-19 12:58:37 by shadez shadez
>perhaps you find them attractive due to your obsession with the scene itself.
>or perhaps you are allured by the mythical nature of female sceners: they do exist, but only in very small quantities.

Both are true. Also,. what I did back then was infact to invent a sexual setting. Sexual settings are like you are trying to base your love on specific symbols, like for example women of older times who got in love with men dressed in police or army uniforms. My sexual setting was girls who do stuff on computers I guess. Perhaps falling in love with a common girl was hard for me or I wanted a higher passion to be motivated. It just happened. I was never so motivated for more common girls (and sex alone is not enough to motivate me) and somehow I had to invent that in order to get more interested in them..

..I don't know about my future though :P
added on the 2003-06-19 13:34:36 by Optimus Optimus
You'll probably end up in the Celebate Productions Coders crew...
added on the 2003-06-19 14:53:51 by psonice psonice
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa (gasp) ha ha ha!
added on the 2003-06-19 16:12:15 by crusader crusader
oh doctor Optimus, i think i'm in love with OpenGL... what oh what should i do?
added on the 2003-06-19 16:59:54 by maali maali
RA5MUS u get the wrong url . . but OK, i diden't talk about me (of corse) but what about this?
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thx for promote my page in DK ;)
added on the 2003-06-19 23:19:48 by freed_ohm freed_ohm
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added on the 2003-06-19 23:21:45 by freed_ohm freed_ohm
psonice: no, sorry to say I'm not related.
maali: i'm the first to admit that OpenGL is a very attractive API. however, she does tend to get around quite a bit.

nvidia, ATI, in fact *all* major graphics chip vendors have slept with OpenGL, and at the same time left their own STD_extensions behind.

taking her promiscuous nature into account, I strongly suggest you try and forget about OpenGL. but if you do insist in becoming intimate, always remember to use fallback protection -- your life may be at risk!
on a sadder note, this will be my last post as the illustrious "love doctor." i am returning to my day job as a mild-mannered pouët.net glöpper.

why? well, it's time to face facts and admit this joke wasn't as funny as I once thought it might be.

goodbye Dr. Optimus! we won't miss you!
No it is..
added on the 2003-06-21 01:28:24 by Optimus Optimus
i have no time for my computer when my gf is in, but i have no time for my gf when my computer is on...
what should i do dr. optimus??
just this last question... please, dr. optimus, dont let me hang... (<-- is this correct english??)
added on the 2003-06-21 21:13:54 by v3nom v3nom
How can I cure a bad case of a coder fetish? Please help me.
added on the 2003-06-22 16:58:44 by DiamonDie DiamonDie
buy a gun.
you want to cure someone elses fetish? that's against human rights imho.
added on the 2003-06-22 21:55:13 by dalezr dalezr
Hehe! :) It's not needed imho. I am trying to make some important moves in order to forget my passion and move on, and things seem to get better with that (I hope). Except if she was meaning of another coder..
added on the 2003-06-22 22:12:26 by Optimus Optimus

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