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made a documentary, having the best job in the whole world.
added on the 2008-10-21 13:47:56 by xernobyl xernobyl
The documentary was about ice cubes
ability to drop phat rhymes
added on the 2008-10-21 13:52:09 by Baz Baz
about money and midgets that
added on the 2008-10-21 15:22:30 by zefyros zefyros
were really phat.
as phat as a cat in a hat.
added on the 2008-10-28 12:38:05 by xeron xeron
But now I just think "WTF" and "BBQ",
Dear Daphne,
Sorry that I haven't written in a long time and also sorry that my last letter just ended in the middle of the sentence, but
Yours Sincerely,
Derek Fuckface
added on the 2008-11-08 00:32:18 by xeron xeron
Dear Daphne,
Damn it. I ended that one in the middle of a sentence to, but
added on the 2008-11-08 00:32:40 by xeron xeron
Yours Sincerely,
Daphne
added on the 2008-11-08 00:33:52 by stijn stijn
Dear Daphne,
Yours Sincerely,
Daphne
BB Image
added on the 2008-11-08 01:13:17 by Joghurt Joghurt
Dear Gargaj,


B
added on the 2008-11-08 12:14:23 by 24 24
- Yes, I always wanted to send you a "B". And that's only because
I'm desperate to get attention but not able to think of new jokes by myself.

Yours Sincerely,
Saga Musix
added on the 2008-11-08 12:22:06 by havoc havoc
Dear havoc,
please stop signing letters using my name.
Yours Sincerely,
Saga Musix
Dearest ,

It's my pleasure to inform you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your country. Though we have not met before but I strongly believe that one
has to risk confiding in someone to succeed sometimes in life.

I am Miss Josephine Hadi the only daughter of late Chief Engr.& Mrs Samuel Hadi. My father was a very wealthy Cocoa and Timber merchant in Abidjan , the economic capital of Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip .My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father resently in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that, there is this amount of Nine Million, Five Hundred Thousand Euros(9,500,000.00 Euro) which he arranged in a trunk box deposited in a security company here in Abidjan before he was poisoned by some unknown hoodlums.

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That I should seek for a foreign partner
in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as: Real estate management, Hotel management or Petroleum company.My Dear, I am honourably seeking your assistance in
the following ways:

(1) To create an account into which this money would be transferred to .
(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am still in a tender age to invest this kind of money. (3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.My Dear I have agreed to offer you 30% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful conclusion of this affair. Furthermore, you indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within fourteen (14)days you signify interest to assist me.

Anticipating to hear from you soon, to enable me give you more details concerning transaction.Extend my warmest regards to your entire family.
Best regards,
Josephine Hadi
added on the 2008-11-28 15:37:34 by xernobyl xernobyl
Expensive,

It is my pleasure of informing you for a company of
businesses what I have the intention to establish in your country.
Although we stripped we are joined together before but I strongly
believe that one must risk the proud one with somebody to succeed
sometimes with the life. I am Miss Josephine Hadi the only girl of the
late Engr.& chief; Mrs. Samuel Hadi. My father was a very rich
cocoa and structural timber the trader in Abidjan, the economic
capital of Ivory Coast, my father was poisoned with died by his
associates of businesses on one their walks on mother of My of a died
business trip when I was a baby and since then my father took to me so
special. Before the death of my father resently in a hospital deprived
here in Abidjan it secretly called me on its side of bed and that
indicated to me, there is this quantity nine million, five hundred and
thousand Euros of Euro) what it arranged within a
framework of junctor network deposited at a company of transferable
securities here in Abidjan before he was poisoned by some unknown
gangsters. He also explained to me which it was because of this
richness why he was poisoned by his associates of businesses. That I
should seek for a foreign associate in a country of my choice such as
where I will transfer this money and will use it for the goal of
investment: Management of real goods, management or oil company.My of
expensive hotel, I seek your assistance of the following ways
honourably: (1) to create an account in to which one would transfer
this money. (2) to be used as guard of these funds since I am always
in tender yearses to invest this kind of money. (3) to make the layout
so that I come to your country to other my education and for fixed an
authorization resident in your country.My expensive I have agree to
offer to you 30% of all the sum like compensation for your
effort/input after the successful conclusion of this business.
Moreover, you indicate your options towards me to help while I believe
that this transaction would be concluded with less than fourteen
(14)days you mean the interest to help me. Envisaging to have your
news soon, to allow me to give you more details about
transaction.Extend my more sincere friendships to your whole family.

Best memories,

Josephine Hadi
added on the 2008-11-28 15:41:14 by stijn stijn
Dear Hard Drive,

PLEASE COME BACK TO LIFE!

Your's sincerely,

Tiago
added on the 2008-12-02 13:42:16 by xernobyl xernobyl
Dear Tiago,

I'm sorry to inform you that my life time is over.
Basin ball,

That side give short condition credit smile some dog frequent, living & breath work cake. Medical hospital sign give short condition credit smile some dog frequent, male. Theory hanging stick flat tight dust powder grass camera religion, office lock house sign give short condition credit smile that.

Wine,
Apparatus
added on the 2008-12-02 14:08:42 by micksam7 micksam7
micksam7: what's that? Some sort of script to generate random texts? :)
added on the 2008-12-02 15:27:35 by xernobyl xernobyl
Dear Pouet

I am coming from planet Arronax and I am pleased to announce you that you are a nominee for the category of most surrealistic website in the annual universe web awards of the scene 2008. Please proceed in the nearest space station to receive your prize.

Yours greatly
bilbo zalboa the 3rd
added on the 2008-12-02 15:50:38 by Optimonk Optimonk

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