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category: general [glöplog]

Quote:

Programming the LOL way. All LOLCats, LOL, ALL CAPS.

HAI! This site provides community documentation of the emergent LOLCODE language. It is our hope that the examples can grow in a way that is both internally consistent and suggest a real, feasible computing language.

The best way to start the site is with some examples to give the flavor of the language.

Code:

HAI
CAN HAS DBASE?
I HAZ A VARIABLE1 IS NOTHING
IM IN YR DATA ;) "test.mdb"
    CAN I PLZ GET column1 column2 column3
    ALL UP IN table1
    OMG column1 IZ BIGGER THAN 5
    ALL UR BASE R BELONG 2 VARIABLE1
IM OUTTA YR DATA
VISIBLE VARIABLE1
KTHXBYE

Go forth and create.

added on the 2007-05-30 07:40:48 by gloom

added on the 2007-05-30 09:30:07 by Zest

I'm actually looking forward for them (?) to finish the syntax to write an interpreter.

I'm serious..

added on the 2007-05-30 11:16:25 by LiraNuna

if it includes the database parser i'm going to use it. it's surely not worse than writing actual SQL (and maps directly)

added on the 2007-05-30 14:24:25 by skrebbel

ooh, so much potential.. new container object, anyone?

Code:


HAI
I HAS A BUCKET
IM IN YR pond TAKIN ALL UR fish
   PUT fish IN MAH BUCKET
IM OUTTA YR pond
KTHXBYE

added on the 2007-05-30 14:50:31 by phoenix

OpenGL bindings, anyone?/////

added on the 2007-05-30 16:32:07 by FiL

With some extensions, maybe?

Code:



HAI

I MAKES A DISTORT

I HAS A SCREEN
I HAS A TEXTURE
I HAS A SINETABLE
I USES SCREEN
I USES TEXTURE

I HAS Y

IM IN YR YLOOP
    I HAS X
    I HAS A YOFFSET WHICH SEZ Y + GIMMEH SOMETHING FROM SINETABLE
    IM IN YR XLOOP
        I HAS A XOFFSET WHICH SEZ X + GIMMEH SOMETHING ELZE FROM SINETABLE
    GIMMEH SINETABLE WITH XOFFSET + YOFFSET
    
    IM IN YR SCREEN
         PLOTTING UR PIXELZ
    UP X!!1

    IZ X BIGGER THAN SCREENREXZ? KTHXBYE
    IM OUTTA YR XLOOP

UP Y!!1

IZ Y BIGGER THAN SCREENREXZ? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR YLOOP

KTHXBYE

added on the 2007-05-30 16:45:23 by Preacher

Quote:

// THIS BE SEALCODE!

CAN HAS SEAL?
CAN HAS BUCKET?

HAI

WHILE I HAS BUCKET == TRUE
{
SEAL -> POSE WITH BUCKET // MADNESS? THIS IS POINTAAAAA
VISIBLE "I HAS BUCKET!"
}
ELSE
{
BUCKET BE STEALED == TRUE
VISIBLE "THEY BE STEALIN' MA BUCKET!"
RETURN BUCKET // PLZ :(
}

KTHXBYE

added on the 2007-05-30 17:05:02 by post malone

ok ok, wrong BB code, so THAT BE SEALQUOTE :(

added on the 2007-05-30 17:07:06 by post malone

Code:



PRELOAD bucket;
PRELOAD seal;
PRELOAD pouet.net;

WIV trout DO 
{
  SLAP Barry.Goose 
} 
  UNTIL Barry.Goose.nose.colour EQ COLOURS.RED;

BIGUP me USING bitches,
  FOREACH bitch IN bitches DO
    bitch.AnalFisting;
  ENDFOREACH;

KTHXBYE

added on the 2007-05-30 17:34:51 by trc_wm

trc: doesnt lolpile, you forgot HAI :)

added on the 2007-05-30 17:37:39 by post malone

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