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Barbara killed ALF!

category: general [glöplog]
FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barbara Pork and her husband Percy moved into a new house last week. She was moaning and he was trying to convince her it was a good move when out popped ALF to give them his opinion.

I mean, who doesn't love ALF? He's funny, kind, smart and adorable!

Next thing you know, she's strangled him to death, leaving his motionless corpse staring up at the ceiling!

I'm fucking mad as hell!!!!!!!!!!!

Before - Here he is about to tuck into a scrumptious meal! I bet he enjoyed that!!

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After - lifeless, motionless...silent...

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Sorry for the depressing post. It'll take time for the sadness to pass, but we must be strong. ALF wouldn't want to see us crying. He'd want us to be laughing!
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added on the 2006-10-03 00:54:41 by bartman bartman
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added on the 2006-10-03 01:29:41 by Sverker Sverker
At least ALF didn't get involved in gay porn and drugs. He was a decent fellow!
i wonder how much fun she had dressing him as deer with crippled horns before she made him meet the sock from hell!
added on the 2006-10-04 00:59:50 by dalezr dalezr
Dalezy: Do you think there's a possibility that's not ALF, but a random deer instead?

I pray for it to be true, but then where is ALF?


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