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Quotes from God

category: general [glöplog]
"Quit using my name in vain, goddammit!"
"Your friends are laughing behind your back... kill them."
"Ok, im back! What'd i miss? ... OH SH!T!!!"
"It actually DOES say "Adam and Steve." That's what you get for reading the translation."
"Shut up. I'm tired of your stupid hymns..."
"The inquisition? All right, fine. My bad."
"Sorry for the inconvenience."
"Have you seen my son? I sent him to get some milk awhile ago..."
"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain."

These are funny. Feel free to add to da list!
added on the 2006-07-26 21:43:11 by Flunce Flunce
"I quit the scene."
added on the 2006-07-26 22:02:33 by noouch noouch
"I must be emo."
"God is Dog"
added on the 2006-07-26 22:09:26 by sparcus sparcus
"Read Hugi!"
added on the 2006-07-26 22:12:19 by Adok Adok
"Come to Codex"
added on the 2006-07-26 22:16:41 by rmeht rmeht
"This is gonna be another Hugi Thread \o/"
added on the 2006-07-26 22:16:41 by decipher decipher
- "dear god, can you heal my father? he has been ill for a long time..."
- "well of course i... lol no, he's a black man"
added on the 2006-07-26 22:19:44 by shadez shadez
"The World was my first attempt at making a demo, but it's too bad to be released. I think I'll redo it in 64k."
"Damn. I should work on that six day long precalc..."
added on the 2006-07-26 22:48:57 by zoom zoom
"I invented rotozoom and my rasterbar is longer than yours."
"God is jarig."
added on the 2006-07-26 23:29:42 by stage7 stage7
".. and on the seventh day God made Rob to be forever jarig in his place."
added on the 2006-07-26 23:39:48 by ekoli ekoli
"Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's demo."
"stop quoting me goddamnit"
added on the 2006-07-27 00:46:28 by red red
"i am not edward teller"
added on the 2006-07-27 01:27:19 by rmeht rmeht
"You're the man now God."
added on the 2006-07-27 01:33:24 by visy visy
"Demo my ipod me beautiful!"
added on the 2006-07-27 02:30:51 by ragnor ragnor
"I am Chuck Norris"
added on the 2006-07-27 02:48:20 by EviL EviL
"AMD my ATI me beautiful"
added on the 2006-07-27 08:01:50 by p01 p01
"All your bass are belong to me!"
added on the 2006-07-27 08:57:20 by Zest Zest
added on the 2006-07-27 09:01:58 by v4nl4me v4nl4me
"I am not an atomic playboy!"
"wanna join titan?"
added on the 2006-07-27 09:29:03 by scorpion scorpion


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