I miss my uncle Barry
category: general [glöplog]
My uncle Barry left his loved ones behind last week and went on to another life. My aunt believes he's with Jesus now, but I'm not so sure I believe that and I'm very sad because i'm really missing him.
I miss how he used to cook me pikelets and then eat most of them and how he used to draw moustaches on my He-Man figures and plasticine dicks. I also miss when his pal Jesus would come round and they'd sing religious hymns with crude lyrics.
I remember when we all went for a meal and he groped the waitress. Oh how we laughed! Even the judge saw the funny side and ruled "That's our Barry!"
Well, he has been dreaming of becoming a Butlins red coat and I suspect that's where he is now. If anyone sees him, please tell him to come home because his nephew misses him and has a six pack of beer waiting for him!
I miss how he used to cook me pikelets and then eat most of them and how he used to draw moustaches on my He-Man figures and plasticine dicks. I also miss when his pal Jesus would come round and they'd sing religious hymns with crude lyrics.
I remember when we all went for a meal and he groped the waitress. Oh how we laughed! Even the judge saw the funny side and ruled "That's our Barry!"
Well, he has been dreaming of becoming a Butlins red coat and I suspect that's where he is now. If anyone sees him, please tell him to come home because his nephew misses him and has a six pack of beer waiting for him!
fear and loathing in las pouet
he shall not be forgotten.
He used to be a good man.
