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WTF ! virus in demo

category: general [glöplog]
NEVER ever use realtime functions and/or monitors.

They steal some system resources and bandwidth whic MEANS YOU WILL HAVE LESS FPS AND PING. THE RESULT IS YOU GET SHOT IN THE HEAD RIGHT BEFORE YOU HEADSHOT YOUR ENEMY.
hello. i know realtime is for lamers. i used to play games on my russian c64 clone when i was 2 years old and i noticied when i did code for extra sounds and stuffs it stole fps from my homemade speedgames.
thats why i started to make a demo. i called it 7 years and it was full of hate.
added on the 2006-03-16 18:32:22 by demoman demoman
being forced by your country to study latin for 5 years maybe has some advantages...

in latin virus is a mass noun, like people in english. hence, it has no plural form.
writing virii would be the plural of virius (which doesen't exist). maybe in finnish?
added on the 2006-03-17 23:33:22 by makc makc
Aha! This proves that virii-people CAN'T TELL THEIR ASS FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND1
added on the 2006-03-18 01:23:15 by El Topo El Topo
the coolest plural ever is oxen!
added on the 2006-03-18 08:43:37 by uncle-x uncle-x
i'm still waiting for a virus with a demo in it.

... but on the other hand, who would do such a thing?! :P
added on the 2006-03-19 23:46:45 by red red
Quote:

i'm still waiting for a virus with a demo in it.


Actually viruses used to do all kinds of weird things with your audio or screen back in the early days. There were even demo disks which simulated (or claimed to simulate ;-) these audio & visual tricks so that you could learn to recognize the viruses (although only an idiot would still not notice that his pc was infected when it suddenly started playing the Yankee Doodle :-)
added on the 2006-03-20 22:25:29 by sparcus sparcus

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