An overdue Shane thread
category: general [glöplog]
So guys, how are you all doing? Been a while since I last started a thread but it has been a crazy time in the life of Shane.
Porky has recently come out of prison. He was taking a piss by a bus stop, got his penis trapped in his zipper and was arrested for indecent exposure on his way to hospital. However, Porky's dog Jim got his contacts on the police force to pull some strings and got him free.
My grandad is still trapped under my bed, but he has been sleeping for the last five days so all is quiet and I can finally get to sleep at night!
My mum broke her pelvis, but she's too drunk to notice.
Me, Ultimate Gas and Rahman went coal mining last week. It was hard work and all we had was a slice of bread for dinner. While digging away we happened to find some gold! How we laughed!
Regicide is still single so if any ladies out there are looking for a freestyle rapping, pigeon lookalike, get in touch.
Uncle Boose is now living in a treehouse with a badger, a red indian chief and a mole. He insists that the mole speaks to him and the badger makes the tea, but we haven't seen them do that yet.
We have had over 50 members join the Fearmoths recently but all members are inactive. We're being labelled the new Haujobb!
So, Breakpoint is here again. I hope it will be an improvement on last year, but I don't expect great things.
Anyway it's time for me to go and eat my Sunday dinner so I bid you all well and ask that you take good care of yourselves.
Bye!
Shane
Porky has recently come out of prison. He was taking a piss by a bus stop, got his penis trapped in his zipper and was arrested for indecent exposure on his way to hospital. However, Porky's dog Jim got his contacts on the police force to pull some strings and got him free.
My grandad is still trapped under my bed, but he has been sleeping for the last five days so all is quiet and I can finally get to sleep at night!
My mum broke her pelvis, but she's too drunk to notice.
Me, Ultimate Gas and Rahman went coal mining last week. It was hard work and all we had was a slice of bread for dinner. While digging away we happened to find some gold! How we laughed!
Regicide is still single so if any ladies out there are looking for a freestyle rapping, pigeon lookalike, get in touch.
Uncle Boose is now living in a treehouse with a badger, a red indian chief and a mole. He insists that the mole speaks to him and the badger makes the tea, but we haven't seen them do that yet.
We have had over 50 members join the Fearmoths recently but all members are inactive. We're being labelled the new Haujobb!
So, Breakpoint is here again. I hope it will be an improvement on last year, but I don't expect great things.
Anyway it's time for me to go and eat my Sunday dinner so I bid you all well and ask that you take good care of yourselves.
Bye!
Shane
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Me, Ultimate Gas and Rahman went coal mining last week
This is very manly, you'll soon be the ultimate demoscene rockstars.
Glad to hear Porky is free once again, although I wonder how long it will be before he falls down the wrong path once again. Just make sure he stays away from the jumble sales. We don`t want to him to be put in a position which might tempt him to go back to his old ways.
rofl
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We have had over 50 members join the Fearmoths recently but all members are inactive. We're being labelled the new Haujobb!
So, Breakpoint is here again. I hope it will be an improvement on last year, but I don't expect great things.
50 members!! WOW! Inactive eh, not a great suprise here.
As long as people are getting pissed as assholes, it's all worthwhile. %o]
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We have had over 50 members join the Fearmoths recently but all members are inactive. We're being labelled the new Haujobb!
So, Breakpoint is here again. I hope it will be an improvement on last year, but I don't expect great things.
50 members!! WOW! Inactive eh, not a great suprise here.
As long as people are getting pissed as assholes, it's all worthwhile. %o]
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Promenons nous dans les bois
Pendant que le loup n'y est pas!
Si le loup y'était, il nous mangerait
Comme il n'y est pas, il nous mang'ra pas!
WTF?! It's Shane the tiger, not the wolf, damnit!!
Pendant que le loup n'y est pas!
Si le loup y'était, il nous mangerait
Comme il n'y est pas, il nous mang'ra pas!
WTF?! It's Shane the tiger, not the wolf, damnit!!
Dixan: Come join us next time! Bring some sandwiches!
Darkus: Are you talking about the stealing, the fires, the sexual assault of soft toys or the general jumble sale rage? He's like an animal!
esdaz: All 50 of us were going to go to BP and join the boozing fun, but I used everybody's ticket far to buy a bouncy castle and a new watering can.
Keops: Je voudrais un grande, fraise parfum preservatif pour mon chien! Ne pas?
Darkus: Are you talking about the stealing, the fires, the sexual assault of soft toys or the general jumble sale rage? He's like an animal!
esdaz: All 50 of us were going to go to BP and join the boozing fun, but I used everybody's ticket far to buy a bouncy castle and a new watering can.
Keops: Je voudrais un grande, fraise parfum preservatif pour mon chien! Ne pas?
far = fare
shane you aren't funny.
No, he was (for me). LOL
so please use email, ok guys ?
Zest: that trapped penis surely made me laugh, so I guess he IS funny
Shane consider inspire yourself on those events to make a nice demo.
Shane consider inspire yourself on those events to make a nice demo.
Thanks optimus and evil, my friends!
Now, then I found the releases from BP and TG a little mixed this year. Nothing blew me away, but there were some nice surprises, so let's get to it...
Shane's Tigerific party weekend recommendations:
Mutliverse by Loonies
NoKelvin by Outtracks
The Nonstop Schlachthaus Experience by Speckdrumm
Aether by MFX
Thank you for your contributions!
Now, then I found the releases from BP and TG a little mixed this year. Nothing blew me away, but there were some nice surprises, so let's get to it...
Shane's Tigerific party weekend recommendations:
Mutliverse by Loonies
NoKelvin by Outtracks
The Nonstop Schlachthaus Experience by Speckdrumm
Aether by MFX
Thank you for your contributions!
I also recommend The O.C. It's a great program and some of the women are so hot they make me cry myself to sleep at night.