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most silly email of the week:

category: general [glöplog]
at scene.org we often get some random fan mail from confused people. i thought it might be entertaining to share some of them with the pouet.net lurkers and let you all decide which ones are the worst in the following categories: annoyanceness, cluelessness, disturbingness and, highest resemblance to spam.
knock yourselfs out.

candidate number #1:

Hello Webmaster,

My name is vicky de jesus from http://www.dirtypeach.com

I’ve recently visited your website, The Hornet Archive at
www.hornet.scene.org:8080/party/misc and wondered whether you might be
interested in exchanging links with me. I am sure that visitors to my
site would benefit from your site.

Details about the site are below. Please feel free to feature or link to us in any way you feel appropriate.

Let me know in which category you would like to be in. We have 10 categories to choose from.

The linking information of my website is:

Linking text:
"dirtypeach.com Your source of fun with hot juicy peaches."
URL: http://www.dirtypeach.com
Description: Top quality Adult Entertainment Portal providing hot horny
websurfers with access to cheap memberships Hustler, Playboy,
Pornstars, Taboo, babes, teens and more.Hustler,Pornstars, Nudepics,
Naked girls, Portal, Boobs, Hottiemoms, Hustler Movies.

Please let me know if the above provides you with the information you need to review and consider our site for linking. I can be reached via email at linkexchange@dirtypeach.com, or if you'd like to talk about this by phone, my direct number is (XXX) XXX-XXXX.

Best Wishes,

Vicky de jesus
Dirtypeach.com - Your source of fun with hot juicy peaches.
http://www.dirtypeach.com - linkexchange@dirtypeach.com

lucky candidate #2:


hello i just heard about werkkzeug from my friend and i download it and watch the sample files and
other stuff. i am really amazed to see the work one about the quality second and the biggest one is
about the size. really great!!!!!

at the moment i am using max 6, 7 and xsi 4 for my 3d world . i just want from you that what is the
difference, advantages and disadvantages of this platform instead of which i am using at the moment

anxiously waiting for your feed back


and lucky candidate #3

$BL$>5Bz9-9p"((B $B$4LBOG$JJ}$O:o=|$7$F$/$@$5$$!#(B


$B!!(B http://takana.minidns.net/
added on the 2004-12-06 12:53:47 by psenough psenough
wow, these mails are pure gems ^__^

/me turns on the lift music while the inmates make their choice
added on the 2004-12-06 13:04:34 by p01 p01
the last one is quite disturbing.. the rest is your average 'clueless fanboy/website marketing script' emails you get as soon as you put an emailaddy on your website.
added on the 2004-12-06 13:07:13 by okkie okkie
the first one's familiar, getting plenty of it. the last one's an old classic too - so my vote goes for #2.
added on the 2004-12-06 13:12:29 by dalezr dalezr
actually as far as first one is so common and third one is a bit less common, and both of them ( i suppose so fo 3rd :D ) have nothing to do with scene, we have only 2nd one left for judging.
It would be usual too if only the author being so advanced in 3d modelling ( as he claims ) could see the difference between most powerful polygon-based studios and an introtool.
thus non of listed above are funny or much disturbing nowadays. they are annoying tho.
aaaand my vote goes for 2nd cause its author managed to lie snippily :D
added on the 2004-12-06 13:31:04 by apricot apricot
i just want from you that what is the
difference, advantages and disadvantages of this platform instead of which i am using at the moment

#2 wins on newbie points, this quote is standard textbook "explain the inner workings of the universe and why it is so, plz k thx".

Perhaps we ought to start doing bogus replies.
added on the 2004-12-06 13:40:41 by Shifter Shifter
but what about this one ?



My name is Teddy Cannon and I am a producer for Nash Entertainment.
Nash Entertainment is producing a series for the Fox Network entitled,
Totally Outrageous Behavior. I found you on the web site
www.slengpung.com. We are in search of pre-existing video footage to
license for our program. The type of footage we are after is
light/funny in nature, (funny home videos, bloopers, funny sports
mishaps, drunk people and outrageous parties). Do you guys have some of
this? I look forward to your response.

Teddy Cannon
Nash Entertainment
1438 N. Gower St.
Bldg. 35
Hollywood, CA 90028
323/468-4747 fax
Federal Express Account 2601-7386-3

i think this mail easily wins the competition!
added on the 2004-12-06 14:29:32 by xxx xxx
added on the 2004-12-06 14:34:31 by psenough psenough
hahaha xxx, indeed it does!

actually i got some extremely funny emails from a certain "author" from last hugi, which were more than funny. but it wouldn't be fair to post it here.
added on the 2004-12-06 14:35:34 by dipswitch dipswitch
wheres that movie edit of bronix reoccuringly puking and looking a complete mess during bp03? i bet we could sell it to those guys and deliver boozoholics some funds for the booze rounds of their next meeting ;)
added on the 2004-12-06 14:36:25 by psenough psenough
yes, fund us!
added on the 2004-12-06 14:38:34 by kusma kusma
Haha, #2 and XXX's quote are really good. Sometimes it happens that some farbrausch fans / onetime demowatchers write to the breakpoint hotline, a bit funny too. :)
Btw ps, do you mean boozed over the limits?
mm: yeh
added on the 2004-12-06 14:46:58 by psenough psenough
haha.. exploiting drunk, stupid scener antics for money for more booze.. sounds awesome!!!!
added on the 2004-12-06 14:52:50 by okkie okkie
Hehe, it seems that Mr. Teddy Cannon wrote to the whole Slengpung staff, got that gem into my mailbox too. I wonder wether anybody actually replied?
added on the 2004-12-06 15:28:26 by unlock unlock
ps: I suggest you refer lucky candidate #2 to www.dirtypeach.com.

xxx: I suggest you send slengpung videos to Mr. Cannon right away!

I got spams from people who claimed to have visited www.hornet.org, but I don't recall any pr0n-related ones.
added on the 2004-12-06 15:49:52 by phoenix phoenix
you been having fun all these years browsing those hornet party misc directories hei? *nudge nudge wink wink*
added on the 2004-12-06 15:58:44 by psenough psenough
ps, that bronix-video just screams for broad attention, we should convince him to send it to mtv as a filler between pimp my ride and jackass (or dirty sanchez or whatever in that vein is beeing broadcasted right now)
added on the 2004-12-06 16:10:13 by dalezr dalezr
keep up this post, ps :)

Werkzeug dude wins.
I'm looking at that party/misc page and I can't figure out what the hell would've interested that pr0n robot.. "Bizarre"?

Fun fact, a pic called "Incest" was the most downloaded pic on Hornet for several months. Go figure.
added on the 2004-12-06 17:01:20 by phoenix phoenix
the solution is:

Send email #2 to "outrageousbehaviour" (#4).
Send slengpung videos to "dirtypeach" (#1).
Send email #3 to #2 as your "feed back".
and become rich.
added on the 2004-12-06 17:17:43 by hitchhikr hitchhikr
rofl :D
i'm with hitchhikr on this one :)
added on the 2004-12-06 18:37:05 by madMixx madMixx
and fund boozholics.
added on the 2004-12-06 18:44:25 by quisten quisten


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