September Commentary
category: general [glöplog]
Woke up and teased the fuckin' dog!!
"The spastic is coming to see you in his spaceship!" said I.
The dog barked.
"Your dad is out bumming other men!" I proclaimed.
The dog barked visciously.
"Tim Brooke Taylor has got your boyfriend in the boot of his car!!!"
The dog went wild, howling and growling and racing round.
So I went to make some fuckin' breakfast. I had a bastard chicken which I'd left overnight to defrost. I shoved it in the fuckin' oven and turned the son of a bitch up full blast!
Then I remembered. I had a sex dream the night before. Woy! I can't talk about it though because it involved me and my friend's mum playing the tiger game amongst other things. (Any tips on making it happen for real would be appreciated!)
So I got dressed and checked my friggin' email and did all the usual computer bollocks as I come to my senses.
By the time I'd finished reading the 100s of emails, the chicken was ready, so I went and ate it.
The rest of the day was inane.
"The spastic is coming to see you in his spaceship!" said I.
The dog barked.
"Your dad is out bumming other men!" I proclaimed.
The dog barked visciously.
"Tim Brooke Taylor has got your boyfriend in the boot of his car!!!"
The dog went wild, howling and growling and racing round.
So I went to make some fuckin' breakfast. I had a bastard chicken which I'd left overnight to defrost. I shoved it in the fuckin' oven and turned the son of a bitch up full blast!
Then I remembered. I had a sex dream the night before. Woy! I can't talk about it though because it involved me and my friend's mum playing the tiger game amongst other things. (Any tips on making it happen for real would be appreciated!)
So I got dressed and checked my friggin' email and did all the usual computer bollocks as I come to my senses.
By the time I'd finished reading the 100s of emails, the chicken was ready, so I went and ate it.
The rest of the day was inane.
Does anyone know how to get nosebleeds on purpose with minimal pain and disfigurement?
close your mouth, cover both of your nostrils with your thumbs and start blowing until you feel that your eardrums are about to burst (close your eyes if you feel they might pop out during the process)
release thumbs - voila, blood should come out.
release thumbs - voila, blood should come out.
should be 666 enough yes
dalezy: shit man it worked! :O
Fuck u dalezy now my ears are sabotaged and the doctors claims i will be deaf all my life :(
Oh well, atleast i will be able to watch conspiracy intros now...
Oh well, atleast i will be able to watch conspiracy intros now...
roflmao
Ah. September. It's always September somewhere.
FOAD, YPW.
FOAD, YPW.
dalezy: It wasn't blood that came out. Nor did it come out of my nose.
Good news = at least I'm not constipated any more.
Bad news = I wish I'd have waited until I left the Internet cafe before trying it.
Good news = at least I'm not constipated any more.
Bad news = I wish I'd have waited until I left the Internet cafe before trying it.
Yes, its the September that never ended.
Nah, you kids do not understand that reference anyways.
Nah, you kids do not understand that reference anyways.
yhgmtpopbbs. hth.
autumn starts on september, 23rd
<sigh> Those were the days!