Punny demo scene messages for a news ticker
category: offtopic [glöplog]
Hi, folks. I'm making a news ticker for funny messages that should look like they're in the background of a news cast. They are punny and relate to tracker music, the demo scene and retro computing. I need you to supply me with your own suggestions! So let the creative juice flow!
Here are some of mine:
The Deadline demo party had to be cancelled after making AI generated demos mandatory. No human sceners showed up.
A new study has found that prolonged exposure to pretracker music can caause Alzheimer's disease. Then again, what doesn't?
A study based on god knows what states that 11 out of 10 Amiga users the prefer Coca-cola, while 12 out 7.2 Atari users prefer Pepsi. Anyone surprised?"
The site ModArchive has long struggled with getting "five nines" in uptime. But they are coming close, as they now can boast with an uptime of "nine fives."
ERICADE.radio host DJ Daemon voices concern that "all bloody blippety-blop music is called chiptune music these days. Back in my day...". Commenters then interrupted him with "OK, boomer".
Madonna announces that she will start creating chiptune music. "I have already destroyed... like... what... 5 different music styles already. This will be fun." News at 11.
Here are some of mine:
The Deadline demo party had to be cancelled after making AI generated demos mandatory. No human sceners showed up.
A new study has found that prolonged exposure to pretracker music can caause Alzheimer's disease. Then again, what doesn't?
A study based on god knows what states that 11 out of 10 Amiga users the prefer Coca-cola, while 12 out 7.2 Atari users prefer Pepsi. Anyone surprised?"
The site ModArchive has long struggled with getting "five nines" in uptime. But they are coming close, as they now can boast with an uptime of "nine fives."
ERICADE.radio host DJ Daemon voices concern that "all bloody blippety-blop music is called chiptune music these days. Back in my day...". Commenters then interrupted him with "OK, boomer".
Madonna announces that she will start creating chiptune music. "I have already destroyed... like... what... 5 different music styles already. This will be fun." News at 11.
