The RULEZ
category: residue [glöplog]
These are the RULEZ - They are unversally valid.
Nobody asked for the RULEZ. The RULEZ exist and from here on and ever after.
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If you read further than the POINT OF NO RETURN concluding this paragraph, you begin to read the RULEZ.
Once you have started reading the RULEZ, you uncondicionally ACCEPT the RULEZ!
The RULEZ PREAMBLE is part of the RULEZ.
POINT OF NO RETURN.
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RULEZ PREAMBLE :
Beyond the point of no return, you cannot ignore the RULEZ.
If one reads the RULEZ, one irrevocably begins to follow the RULEZ.
If you fail the RULEZ, you lose against all those who automatically WIN.
Losing is irreversible and final.
If you follow the RULEZ, you WIN.
Gaining ELITE is eternal WIN.
No RULEZ may be added without consent by those who follow and WIN the RULEZ.
No RULEZ may be added which contradict any of the RULEZ.
{} brackets may be used as an encapsulation marker, their content is solely explanatory.
END RULEZ PREAMBLE.
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THE RULEZ:
#1 : You must read and accept each # of the RULEZ, or you lose
#2 : If you lose, all your arguments are invalid and your participation is meaningless forever
#3 : Mentioning losers of the RULEZ whilst respecting the RULEZ is valid
#4 : There are no exceptions, everything is final, discussion is invalid
#5 : Partial obfuscation (example: {f*ck}) to avoid filtering mechanisms is valid, as long as the obfuscation keeps the expression 100% contextually relevant
#6 : If your comment is entirely or partially scrambled, obfuscated or encrypted or artificially generated content, you lose
#7 : If your comment does not contain any text that is relevant to the RULEZ, you lose. {no stand-alone relevant text: you lose}
#8 : There is no original content, all kind of data - that respects the RULEZ - can be re/used as valid without credit
#9 : Just repeating what someone else said, you lose
#10 : If you make anyone break the RULEZ, you WIN
#11 : Pointing out a WIN or WINner for the first time, is a triumph (WIN)
#12 : If you respect the RULEZ continuously for 255 days, on day 256 you become officially LEGIT
#13 : If you respect the RULEZ continuously for 1336 days, on day 1337 you are ELITE. ELITE cannot be passed on, lost or given up. ELITE is WIN.
#14 : If you extend and/or alter the RULEZ, you lose
#15 : If you question the RULEZ, you lose
#16 : If you claim that someone has broken the RULEZ while the RULEZ clearly state otherwise, you lose
#17 : If you intentionally break the RULEZ, you lose
#18 : The RULEZ cannot be cancelled, no matter what {whatever Twitter there may be, the RULEZ are the RULEZ}
#19 : If you didn't read the RULEZ but comment on the RULEZ anyways, you lose - you can never obey the RULEZ
#20 : If you commented about the RULEZ before reading them, you lose
THERE ARE 20 RULEZ NOW IN EFFECT.
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EOF
Nobody asked for the RULEZ. The RULEZ exist and from here on and ever after.
-=-
If you read further than the POINT OF NO RETURN concluding this paragraph, you begin to read the RULEZ.
Once you have started reading the RULEZ, you uncondicionally ACCEPT the RULEZ!
The RULEZ PREAMBLE is part of the RULEZ.
POINT OF NO RETURN.
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RULEZ PREAMBLE :
Beyond the point of no return, you cannot ignore the RULEZ.
If one reads the RULEZ, one irrevocably begins to follow the RULEZ.
If you fail the RULEZ, you lose against all those who automatically WIN.
Losing is irreversible and final.
If you follow the RULEZ, you WIN.
Gaining ELITE is eternal WIN.
No RULEZ may be added without consent by those who follow and WIN the RULEZ.
No RULEZ may be added which contradict any of the RULEZ.
{} brackets may be used as an encapsulation marker, their content is solely explanatory.
END RULEZ PREAMBLE.
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THE RULEZ:
#1 : You must read and accept each # of the RULEZ, or you lose
#2 : If you lose, all your arguments are invalid and your participation is meaningless forever
#3 : Mentioning losers of the RULEZ whilst respecting the RULEZ is valid
#4 : There are no exceptions, everything is final, discussion is invalid
#5 : Partial obfuscation (example: {f*ck}) to avoid filtering mechanisms is valid, as long as the obfuscation keeps the expression 100% contextually relevant
#6 : If your comment is entirely or partially scrambled, obfuscated or encrypted or artificially generated content, you lose
#7 : If your comment does not contain any text that is relevant to the RULEZ, you lose. {no stand-alone relevant text: you lose}
#8 : There is no original content, all kind of data - that respects the RULEZ - can be re/used as valid without credit
#9 : Just repeating what someone else said, you lose
#10 : If you make anyone break the RULEZ, you WIN
#11 : Pointing out a WIN or WINner for the first time, is a triumph (WIN)
#12 : If you respect the RULEZ continuously for 255 days, on day 256 you become officially LEGIT
#13 : If you respect the RULEZ continuously for 1336 days, on day 1337 you are ELITE. ELITE cannot be passed on, lost or given up. ELITE is WIN.
#14 : If you extend and/or alter the RULEZ, you lose
#15 : If you question the RULEZ, you lose
#16 : If you claim that someone has broken the RULEZ while the RULEZ clearly state otherwise, you lose
#17 : If you intentionally break the RULEZ, you lose
#18 : The RULEZ cannot be cancelled, no matter what {whatever Twitter there may be, the RULEZ are the RULEZ}
#19 : If you didn't read the RULEZ but comment on the RULEZ anyways, you lose - you can never obey the RULEZ
#20 : If you commented about the RULEZ before reading them, you lose
THERE ARE 20 RULEZ NOW IN EFFECT.
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#5 and #6 clash...
I likeZ turtles.
nice residue bro
do turtleZ adhereZ to the RULEz?
last time I checked they were pretty obedient. watch you fingerZ, tough.
in b4 the lock
THE GAME.
The RULEZ should get much more attention.