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ass embly scene lounge haiku

category: parties [glöplog]
o hai thar!

i am h to the s halides of primitive and i'm sort of organizing scene lounge at assembly summer 2019.

we have permission to show stuff on the screens all around assembly and one of the ideas to show was "demoscene haikus". this is an open invite for all of you to enter your demoscene haiku, if we find it to be a) enlightening b) funny c) related and/or d) inviting enough that could be shown to the general public of assembly-goers.

let me give you an example:

I’ve always wondered:
How do you cosplay cdak?
Eat some matrices
- halides / piritime

so if you feel like you have something to contribute, plz do and we'll add 1) your haiku 2) your handle and 3) your desired group name in the "entry".

if there ain't enough entries, we might reconsider....
added on the 2019-07-05 22:12:20 by halides halides
lda sta lda
23 42 23 42

colosplay the doppler fx
added on the 2019-07-05 22:25:47 by Optimus Optimus
Not enough free space?
I'm sorry, short film compo.
Lets make a 1 K!
added on the 2019-07-05 22:27:19 by Seven Seven
pay me trip from cologne to helsinki! :)
i will bring winning 4K! ;)
(it´s done already, planned to be released some party else by now! it´ll win either!)
back i´ll pay myself from winning-moneys then! ;)
like rain in june night
true haiku that is not quite
compute harder
added on the 2019-07-05 23:37:08 by psenough psenough
midnight sun shader?
no need, light inside this hall
twenty four seven

no bits no bytes
an infinite refresh rate
its scene poetry

on a hill nearby
if you dare then come and see
gabba compo rave

gaming is for noobs
real scene code compose pixel
to be real elite
floor(this) ceiling(that)
magic words that make shader
mod() and min() and max()

summer night eight bit
i learnt to assembler
autumn brings linker

the grind wears us down
but creative ways rebuild
come, learn, you will see

(thank you for this halides!)
nice ones mantratronic!
added on the 2019-07-06 01:57:39 by psenough psenough
sometimes a haiku
is nothing more than a
shark moon
too much of useless crap
redundancy is the essence
fucking x86
added on the 2019-07-06 08:03:51 by dex46... dex46...
do you know the best
anagram for Britney Spears?
added on the 2019-07-06 09:34:52 by nagz nagz
why are you looking
at a random info screen?
Go make a demo.
added on the 2019-07-06 10:00:20 by urs urs
Ultrasound is red
Old CRT was green
Now we code for Windows
Shader error
Blue Screen
added on the 2019-07-06 10:45:27 by T$ T$
open endless space
no limits reach for the stars
move ax thirteen h
shit does not work
playing around with code
happy accident
Hypnoglow is gone
The scene is slowly dying
Ribbons grow no more
added on the 2019-07-06 11:53:08 by Preacher Preacher
geometry marching
vector perspective
sierpinski root
added on the 2019-07-06 13:15:27 by gentleman gentleman
Assemble, Link, Compile
Variform 2
Scene with style
added on the 2019-07-06 13:36:02 by T$ T$
about ready to
shoot that sniper for your team mates
democompo starts now, silence.
added on the 2019-07-06 14:04:21 by nosfe nosfe
sun sets above hills
beer and friends have arrived now
missed compos again
added on the 2019-07-06 14:08:00 by nosfe nosfe
raytrace five faces
compress in heaven seven
then return to five

(haiku is 5-7-5 syllables)

fairlight may grace us
andromeda could appear
adapt and then win
boozembly in the hills
hashembly hidden above there
new year and new friends
added on the 2019-07-06 14:24:27 by nosfe nosfe
want to see compos
but real party is outside
life is hard but good

(having finally read the rules after all that entry spam, "mantratronic / RiFT" for all of mine above)
trace so many rays
glorious shiny metaballs
gpu on fire
added on the 2019-07-06 17:38:22 by psonice psonice


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