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Like D.Fox I sell leather jackets but mine are offered at better prices yet still have that "new leather smell" to them!
added on the 2018-05-01 22:15:54 by Paralax Paralax
Previously I was a Cinema 4D developer, using OpenGL. Recently I moved to become one of the main developers of Notch, so now I'm using Direct3D. In any case I spend a lot of time writing shaders! (and C++)
added on the 2018-05-02 00:00:59 by fizzer fizzer
Embedded software developer. Currently doing robotics for medical labs. Lots of fun!
added on the 2018-05-02 09:29:01 by torusle torusle
Coal power plant engineer

@Virgill: Fun to read that you worked in the coal mine :-) So our company bought the stuff you helped digging out. Which mine was it ? I remember coal delivery names like "Prosper" or "Auguste Victoria"
added on the 2018-05-06 19:47:35 by Kuemmel Kuemmel
I nicely ask microprocessor prototypes (the kind that ultimately goes into supercomputers such as urs is using) to do my bidding, and if they don't I DEBUG THE HELL OUT OF THE BASTARDS.
Before that I coded Linux drivers for a PCIe Flash card, firmware for Ethernet switches, and Linux drivers for high-performance I/O chips, in reverse temporal order.
added on the 2018-05-06 20:59:00 by dojoe dojoe
Reverse temporal coding, now that's hardcore.
added on the 2018-05-06 21:23:14 by fizzer fizzer
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as for me, i work in the online adult industry (don't laugh) as CRM manager / online marketing [...]


You´ve just asked for THIS THREAD! :D

Well, I´m generating colourful images for a living :)
added on the 2018-05-06 21:26:29 by T$ T$
Bringing milk to hedgehogs in need.
added on the 2018-05-06 21:44:42 by cerror cerror
I'm living in films for the sake of Russia, a kino runner for the DDR
added on the 2018-05-07 09:09:54 by havoc havoc
i kill wild animals and sell their meat, or i eat it myself. i need money only for gasoline, salt and ammo. and for new gpus. oh and i collect road kills.
added on the 2018-05-07 09:45:16 by pro pro
I collect bottlecaps, so I'll get better equipment.
added on the 2018-05-07 10:05:28 by leGend leGend
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added on the 2018-05-07 10:17:52 by Gargaj Gargaj
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hamstring!
added on the 2018-05-07 17:34:37 by nagz nagz
I print money fo free. Ah, no.. I did a lot of jobs from radio-station technican/music editor, horse breeding, 12h shifts in a printery (against nerdy back pain, lol - it worked!) lot's of basic CAD and office stuff... the most jobs had this: don't tell about it - obligation of secrecy-condition, so hm. Last I was wasting two years of my time for the big money in a huge hospital archive... never was sick, too late or not willing to do my job or giving a helping hand... it just ended after 3 extensions and 300 new grey hairs. The (west-)german job-system sucks. It's just a bunch of lies and actors for the spice-flow. Now I'm free again just doing things I like, as long as I can - I hate the most humans to_O because they are just a living cliché direct out of television and I give a s about what they think about me and the work I do. The things (watched dreams in television) other ppl work for their whole life for never having it in the end because the real end comes faster than they thought, I have already. I have other problems instead... - We realy have this thread whyle google is crawling the content? omg! Impossible in the 'good old days'. This poRst is a fake-news. Most time the last 25y I spent doing music with 'demo-tools', because I'm a real bad musician ^^ and I g a s a ... you know. Thats my JORB! ;)
added on the 2018-05-09 21:35:09 by aqu aqu
I do videogames programming. When starting i also did videogame music, but the GameBoy music market kind of crashed a bit...
added on the 2018-07-27 13:06:53 by Pink Pink
I'm a car mechanic. Or greasemonkey or whatever..
I get the opportunity every summer to fix 20+ year old Volkswagens that journey to Sweden from more southern parts of Europe.. Almost hoped for my car to break down when my brother took it to Germany last weekend :P luckily he came home safe.
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I do videogames programming. When starting i also did videogame music, but the GameBoy music market kind of crashed a bit...


GameBoy music came back in a HUGE way in the modern chiptune scene. Get yourself a copy of LSDJ and bring the house down. :P Just saying.
added on the 2018-07-27 22:03:56 by jmph jmph
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Boring IT manager for small company that does photolithography systems for the semiconductor industry. So caching coders and escalating issues all day without knowing what I am talking about, same as I do in demoscene.


ASML? If so cool, I didn't know there were more sceners in the Eindhoven area! 👋
added on the 2018-07-28 10:24:40 by skrebbel skrebbel
i work as a mobile developer at a company in the digital publishing industry or something
I sell onions and potatoes on the street. Sometimes Okkie tries to steal my spot then I have to move to another street.
added on the 2018-07-30 04:33:15 by keops keops
i am staring at a row of leds all day and if one of them starts blinking, i use the red rotary phone to call the police.
added on the 2018-07-30 10:28:22 by nagz nagz
I do animatronics with dead corpes.
added on the 2018-07-30 11:21:39 by skarab skarab

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