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religion

is a lot like the FSM religion, the only difference being

them listening to jazz and

acid house

- especially Maurice's "This is Acid -

Acid disco" which I recently listened too much to,

while fucking the donkey

And while we're on the subject of

I would like to add that the donkey is the love of my life

.

Unfortunatly I found out he's gay. And that

donkeys are hermaphrodite creatures that like to

make love to his own testicles using a knife

and a fork. But there was no fork. Call the waitress, "i wanna the fork!"

and she tell me "everyone wanna fork!" so I tell her

"you no understand, i wanna the fork on the table!"

She told be "you better not fork on the table, you sonovabitch"

and she goes "you'd better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch"

SYNC ERROR

sorry for the double post and the typo.

Yours truly,

Daphne

Dear Demoscene,

I've read it on the internet that

that crazy cat be bad, that wild wild cat

not to mention the headless chicken