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Whatfuckingever. I shall leave this discussion to Mr. "Women may only open their mouth to receive my very small penis" Vibrator, Mr. "At the slightest hint of sexuality I wet my pants, and not in the good way" Crosbow, Mr. "My life doesn't let me be the underdeveloped jackass I really am, but pouet does!" Ringofyre and WsW, as well as the Blatant Random Softporn Pictures of People Who Might Read This Collection Society (BRSPPWMRTCS).

... and get shitfaced with a bunch of girls who are fun to be around with and who I call friends. Sounds like the better plan :)

kb: i agree with you about the cam. i wish it was higher resolution too!

:)

that's hubrys. and vampyr.

I don't wet my pants by the way… I rather see the wrongness, and critic it.

i really thought this ZOMGIRLZ!!! stuff died together with the demoscene back in the 90'es when everyone managed to turn 25 :)

Kudos for the Jessica picture though, she was fun and didnt take herself as serious as a lot of other people on the demoscene (and I always thought she possessed a special kind of social intelligence that for instance SOME AUSTRIAN MENSA MEMBERS seems to lack :)

oh and kb has it all under control already... the first time I felt really old however, was when I started hanging out with women without the intention of fucking them :)

Uhm. Bad information you have there. kb does not control my penis :)

...and he obviously has not seen it :) Probably because of his dick-deficient surfing habits :)

Because I have a porn video out. Yeah, I actually do. What did you do with your life?

I wonder, what would Adok say about this thread...

nic0: her and hei-di were totally cool female sceners...really fun to "play with" on #amigascne. :)

i don't think you should ever lose your male instinct for "ZOMG a female!!" - although i guess you should be a bit more mature about it as you get older. and when you find one that is as interested in something as nerdy as the demoscene than it should naturally blow your mind. :)

Are you proud of this? Only a monkey would. But that you are a monkey is known since a long time ago. (alongside the australian connection)

kb said:

Yeah, cool, being friends with girls... wow... like, all boring stuff and no sex at all.

Sounds like a lamer's life to me.

I kissed two different girls - and that is counting the last week only. I also almost, ALMOST! fucked with one of them - right out there on the street (we do that here because there are no cops, unlike places like... say, Hamburg).

We were both too tired though and everything was progressing extremely quickly (we had just met that night), so we deferred it to another day :)

Is fucking the only thing you define yourself through? What kind of sick monkey are you?

Hey you're one to talk... dirty story writer!!

Incidentally, if you don't fuck: You're not the only one with that problem :) Obama bumst auch zu wenig :)

But stories are just stories… and you do things!

nice catfight you got going here, i truly enjoy reading it with FF4 \o/

   Crushing back on topic, today it's black

   

yay! FF4.

Fits me to a fucking "T"! Seriously, I don't know how you got me SO right.

Now I'd love to join you in your frolic there but I don't think my wife or daughters would approve. ;)

and those are not even the nude shots of jessika that have been around :D

Ohh, & unfortunately -

I didnt know there was a trolling contest going on here, i'll go back to my oh-so-mature cave :)

Dude... both of these are ok. All of this is ok. It's all sex. Sex is ok. Sex is the good side of life. It is always good and never anything but good.

And regarding "considering fucking too important": Let me remind you that life has to purposes: 1. staying alive and 2. fucking.

How you feel is directly related to fucking. If you don't do it, you feel bad. If you do it, you feel great.

Not fucking is like being hungry all the time. It's a state of total insanity. It actually drives people crazy, and it doesn't even take long. It is the source of all violence, the reason for all wars. Men without sex become jetfighter pilots - or suicide bombers.

Not fucking is such an unnatural state because it never occurs in nature. Humans are born as males and femals in equal amounts, and they always stick around each other because they are constantly, strongly, incredibly attracted to each other.

In nature, there is always someone to fuck.

It took advanced brains like ours to even construct a world where there is no one to fuck, even though there are so many people close by.

Ironic isn't it. We used our brains to make ourselves unhappy.

Haha.

I'm laughing about this now because I reversed the trend and I am now using my brain for making myself happy - and for nothing else.

This is, pretty much, my new operating system:

10 find girls
20 if something (or someone!) is in the way: eliminate the little problem
30 fuck girls and goto 10

As you can see, it is probably bug-free. And it really does work like a charme. :)

This thread is sponsored by Megatroll.



Megatroll, we understand that you have a big cannon and that's cool but, please, return to Cybertroll Planet as soon as possible... or make a demo about it! :]

that's the European fertility rate. i blame this "modern equality" lark. this is what happens when we do not view our women as breeding machines. :( i'm not saying it's good to view women as breeding machines and sexual objects, I'm just say that this is the result of not doing so.

think about it.

AAaaaannd...
I pass my "crosbow's Chauvinist of pouet.net 2011" trophy straight over to button. ;P

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