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And then it goes like:

Them started to form a new meltage of Adbowrike. This Was actually a new step in evolutian of mankind. Them got to reproduce themself by making them split! This was new in history.

Ok it goes like:
Crosbow went down the dark avenue: Somehow he made to met a people! Its MEGASTEIN! He just came back from one of his unlimited adventures! He gave crosbow the ultimate power!

Then it goned like:
Megastein was just about to leave, but then Ulrike was ressurected. She was very angry on Adok but Adok was not right here now! SO IN her big amount of attackness she just attacked the unarmed crosbow. HE could see evrything happen in timeloop! SUddenlly he feeld the power of MEGASTINE WHO had left now. He dodged na attack o ulrike in last second. Ulrike expecting dad already started her 2. attack.. BUT CROSBOW FORCEFULLY HOLD NA SWORD IN DA HANDS! SLINCING ulrike Birds outa his Orbit absorbed the remains, so no police was called!

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In round three Ulrike overpowe crosbow did. She uptied him and did dragged him to the Adok, exclaiming: "Here, dont try to kill me but you may have fun with this bastard. Do your business and I watch"

Adok: They will be soon. And then you are the perv gynecologist and they are doing exciting reaserch.

Spock: I'll also be doing research. Meanwhile crossbrow will be ass-fisting okkie whom he suddenly bumped into on his way home. They'll be seriously enraged since they can't make kids, so they'll try to put okkie's seemen into your cunt (you were previously converted to a woman). After your giving birth to okkie's son, the same is repeated with crosbow's semen, and after that, they see no purpose for you anymore and...

Did I say something about perv gynecologist? Although there may be some interdisciplinary crossover.

They awakened a demon who had been sleeping peacefully in a big, dark cave which had been created by Thor, the God of Thunder, who had defeated that demon in the legendary Battle of Valhalla. The name of the demon was MadenMann. The demon howled and cried: "Now I'm resurrected, and my time has finally come to take over this crappy world and kill every human being alive!"

.. and the Adok swiftly converted crosbow into a wife and Ulrike into a man and forced them to have sexual intercourse. To his dismay both of them seemed to enjoy it and he tried to break up the sexual tension by joining the action. However, the effort was futile and a couple of episodes later crosbow gave birth to a triplet of mensarians.

The mensarians were fitted with telepathic intelligence distortion abilities, which helped them to fell superior. They used their gift to dumb down a number of so called demoscene members and make them flood a big internet information interchange with senseless stories.

These triplet Mensarians were Maali, the_Ye-Ti and Doom^Iris. They went ought to battle the evil, evil, eeeeeeevil demon MadenMann who was going to take over the world and kill every human being alive. In order to win the battle, they had to find DA MEGASWORD OF DEMOSCENE POWER because only this sword could be used for attacking MadenMann and hurting him effectively.

MadenMann meanwhile decided that he should also reproduce in order to create a superior race of demons which could help him take over world power. Therefore he raped rmeht and made her give birth to several human-demon hybrids. "I'm from Eastern Germany, therefore I'm a Neo-Nazi!"* was the spell MadenMann shouted, which gave his children supernatural powers. They became some kind of vampires and said: "We are looking for blooooood to drink!"

*Of course in reality not all Eastern Germans are Neo-Nazis.

The Adok, laden with guilt of bringing wrath to the world, spent his days considering ways to pay his debt. After two years in total reclusion he came to a conclusion: With his own hands he planted a gaint field of tulips. Henceforth he would be travelling around the world handing out tulips to every human alive.

BUt suddenly tulip of unfaithful deathening accrossend the way of the so called crosbow and shaperaped them. The destruction affecting gamma ray sendage of global warming heatening up the wolrd to an utterly limitation. Causing funerals all over the world, gammacrosbowraytion, by attaching crosbowian particles to radiated ray became! This was dooming the world!

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