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Even this is too good for the sick fuck! http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/189300.html

JSYK
it´s not melody, its mellowmusic.

jSYK
added on the 2009-05-22 19:57:05 by gentleman gentleman
the "hacking scene" was always dumb
May 23, 2007 | 1:45 am


A guy by the online monkier of |The|Specialist once said it best…

He said, the problem with a so called “hacking scene” is that the more people use the H-word the less they actually talk about computers.

People who call themselves hackers do so because it sounds cooler than programmers or computer hobbyists. With that its fair to say, most care less about computers as they would simply looking hip and smart infront of them.

Its no coincidence that people who enjoy computers yet despise being called a “hacker”… will generally be more knowledgeable and will often accomplish more with computers.

To put it lightly, everyone has grown up.

JSYK
added on the 2009-05-25 00:04:54 by Optimus Optimus
Powerbuilder sucks.

I worked on a huge project written entirely in PB, and I actually quit the company because I got so sick of it.

JSYK
added on the 2009-05-26 13:37:03 by Optimus Optimus
Quote:
Powerbuilder sucks.

I worked on a huge project written entirely in PB, and I actually quit the company because I got so sick of it.


HEY ME TOO!! It took all of a month before I left!

JSYK
added on the 2009-05-26 13:37:39 by Optimus Optimus
I have many wives, Russian too I may add.

JSYK.
Optimus post a thing and replies to himself 27 seconds later.
is he schyzophrenic, or alzeimered, or did he just wanted us to notice the eleet time when he posted ? hard to tell.. he probably just feel lonely

also of no interest, thunderbird reported me that an email titled "Free Penis trial" was probably a spam. thx thunderbird.

jskykkdksj
added on the 2009-05-26 20:56:12 by BarZoule BarZoule
I know a few people that need that.

JSYK.
Lol. Both replies are copy-paste from teh internets.

JSYK.
added on the 2009-05-27 09:16:30 by Optimus Optimus
Dood, that's so unprofessional. ;)
Girl

Average Height: Dunno, lol.
Average Weight: You don't ask a lady about that. Actually, you don't want to ask her.

Ability Scores: +2 Intelligence, +2 Charisma.
Size: Medium.
Speed: 6 squares.
Vision: Normal.

Languages: Common, choice of two others.
Skill Bonuses: +2 Diplomacy, +2 Insight.
Female Will: You get a +2 bonus to your Will defense.
Poisoned Retailation: You can use poisoned retailation as an encounter power.

Poisoned Retailation Girl Racial Power

You get hurt, then deal them twice the harm.

Encounter
Immediate Action Personal
Trigger: You hit an enemy that wounded you on its last turn.
Effect: Add half the damage you suffered from the target to your own damage rol.


I just love the racial power. :D

JSYK
added on the 2009-05-27 10:56:46 by Optimus Optimus
And she replies:

Quote:
what foul ghettomancy is this
added on the 2009-05-27 10:57:09 by Optimus Optimus
Sorry, just find funny copy-pastes:

Quote:


I used to work extensively with kids, mostly in summer programs. I described the effects of ADHD as follows:

A kid with ADHD will tend to run around like crazy screaming their head off, will have a short attention span, and may not notice when you tell them something. A kid without ADHD, by contrast, will tend to run around like crazy screaming their head off, will have a short attention span, and may not notice when you tell them something.


JSYK
added on the 2009-05-27 11:50:11 by Optimus Optimus
Enya said:
Quote:
"I was asked the question 'What was the first single you ever bought?' and I thought 'I have never bought a single or an album'. Even as a teenager!It's strange. I don't like listening to music. People find it hard to understand that."

(from this

Ubercool uberexpected actually :)

JSYK
added on the 2009-05-27 20:44:03 by Optimus Optimus
she don't buy music she downloads it! PIRATE!

jsic
added on the 2009-05-27 21:12:50 by BarZoule BarZoule
they put a useless advert in front of that vid.

jSYK
added on the 2009-05-29 23:02:07 by gentleman gentleman
been 2 days without optimus posting in this thread.
what sapin!?
added on the 2009-05-29 23:43:28 by BarZoule BarZoule
forgot the jsyk.
jsyk
added on the 2009-05-29 23:43:59 by BarZoule BarZoule
its really great for me to see that this thread is still alive and kickin! it never dies! yiiiieeeeehaaaaaaaahhh!

jsyk! 8)
added on the 2009-05-30 08:18:35 by rudi rudi
whs

jsyk.
added on the 2009-05-30 11:55:10 by SilkCut SilkCut
i wonder if there exists an norwegian mafia?

jsyk.
added on the 2009-06-02 08:49:29 by rudi rudi
i do actually have a new computer now.
Dont wanna mess the keyboard with crumbs this time :p

JSYK!
added on the 2009-06-06 11:20:57 by rudi rudi
there is a norwegian mafia, it's called "darklite"
jsyk.
added on the 2009-06-06 12:00:56 by decipher decipher
Decipher: which i am a member of. did you know that? :)

jsyk.
added on the 2009-06-06 12:48:07 by rudi rudi
Basic rights and responsibilities of nerds

A manifesto was created to celebrate the first Nerd Pride Day which included the following list of basic rights and responsibilities of nerds.[3]

Rights:

1. The right to be even nerdier.
2. The right to not leave your house.
3. The right to not have a significant other and to be a virgin.
4. The right to not like football or any other sport.
5. The right to associate with other nerds.
6. The right to have few friends (or none at all).
7. The right to have all the nerdy friends that you want.
8. The right to not be "in-style."
9. The right to be overweight and have poor eyesight.
10. The right to show off your nerdiness.
11. The right to take over the world.

Responsibilities:

1. Be a nerd, no matter what.
2. Try to be nerdier than anyone else.
3. If there is a discussion about something nerdy, you must give your opinion.
4. Save any and all nerdy things you have.
5. Do everything you can to show off your nerdy stuff as though it were a "museum of nerdiness."
6. Don't be a generalized nerd. You must specialize in something.
7. Attend every nerdy movie on opening night and buy every nerdy book before anyone else.
8. Wait in line on every opening night. If you can go in costume or at least with a related T-shirt, all the better.
9. Don't waste your time on anything not related to nerddom.
10. Befriend any person or persons bearing any physical similarities to comic book or sci-fi figures.
11. Try to take over the world!

JSYK
added on the 2009-06-11 10:21:32 by Optimus Optimus

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