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Dear Daphne,

Today I

masturbated

a donkey.

best. sex. ever.

Unfortunately, however, your carpet is now ruined.

The end.

I don't know why i said the end in the middle of a letter. Thats now how you end letters.

Anyway, Daphne, I feel that

it is time to tell you the truth:

I'm addicted to youporn

and i like dressing up as

Octo-Monkey!

Although my octo-monkey costume is now somewhat... sticky... from the donkey incident.

Anyhow, I wanted to tell you something about my friend Xeron:

He was the donkey.

And what really makes me sad is that the donkey

I don't know why i named the donkey Xeron. It seems like an odd name for a donkey now that i think about it.

xeron: YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!

Now that that part is behind, I wanted to tell you about how big your

Oh wait... where was i... oh yes, i'm sad that the donkey

has such fucking bad breath. In fact,

so bad I vomited when it came, due to he's warm, nasty breath! It was totally

he smells like a latrine at a footballfield after the seniors have had practice. So I would like to ask you

awesome. it made me high - I was dreaming I was in

Bingen am Rhein, eating a curryworst and talking to