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Ian Brady - shady

Fred West - vest

Kenneth Erskine - foreskin

Michael Lupo - duplo

Ed Gein - fine

Richard Chase - face

Myra Hindley - spindly

David Berkowitz - tits

Jack The Ripper - flipper (dolphin)

John Wayne 'Apples and Pears' Gacy - stairs


See if you can spot the fake! Any more suggestions for serial killer rhyming slang? Knees up mother brown!

Robert Pickton - pneumono­ultra­micro­scopic­silico­volcano­coniosis

Rose West - chest

Harold Shipman - chip-pan

Chairman Mao - cow

Adolf Hitler - brittler

Joseph Stalin - starling

Robert Mugabe - barbe(que)

Saddam Hussein - shane

In nineteen sixty-eight
An eleven year old girl named Mary Bell
Killed four year old Martin Brown
Two months later, strangled Brian Howe
Mary Bell, child from hell
Where are you now?
Are you doing well?

Macabre - Mary Bell

Edward Gein - insane

wasn't gein actually pronounced as geen? so neither fine and insane would fit.

alright, let's go with "lean" then

Here, under your bed I wait for you
'Cause I know, I know you want me to
Skeleton in your closet was never so true
You're so very pretty when you're turning blue

Front 242 - Serial Killers Don't Kill Their Girlfriend

Peter North - erm, well ;)

David Koresh - burnt flesh
L. Ron Hubbard - fucktard
George W. Bush - At a button's push

Serial Killers Don't Kill Their Dog Either..

If I cut off your arms and cut off your legs
Would you still love me anyway?
If you're bound and you're gagged, draped and displayed
Would you still love me anyway?
Why don't you love me anyway?

Cutting with the knife, blood is spilling everywhere
She will be my wife
Secondary spine
Incisions must be accurate
I know just what to do
My hands are trembling
I can't spare to slip up with this knife

Her beauty so illogical
The beast come gliding in
Hideous chameleon stripped down to her skin
Dance to the burning flame
Pleasure exhumes the pain
The night bursts into flame
Dance Helena... Dance

If I cut off your arms and cut off your legs
Would you still love me anyway?
There's a spot on the floor where your limbs used to be
And I close the door on my fantasies
Why don't you love me anyway?

Eh..
Guess I'm off-topic after all. Well fuckings!

Here I sit surrounded by white
My arms wrapped around my back real tight
What did I do that was so worng that I had to pay
I don't think anyones gonna miss her anyway

I just couldn't take anymore shit
So with a swing of my knife her stomach was split
Putrid bile and guts al over the floor
Couldn't help but laugh at this vision of gore

Severed flesh began to expel blood
The stench of defecation as I cut
Shoved my hand into the gaping slice
As you tried to emit gurgling cries
Intestines on the ground
Guts removed
Disebowel

Twitching....Violently
Dying....In agony
Blood....Comes flowing forth
Eyes....No longer see