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A Serious Survey

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This is for my cousin's school project so please give me serious answers only.

If you were forced to make a choice between A, B, C and D which would you choose?

A. Having your bell end grated off.
B. Having your knob cut off completely.
C. Having your knob burnt beyond recognition.
D. Getting caught at a surprise party by your parents, family and friends with your knob stuck in the vacuum cleaner.

Failure to choose one of these four options will default as option D and B.

added on the 2004-09-03 02:18:08 by Shanethewolf

I'm surprised there is no answer E.

E. Getting caught by your parents, family and friends while playing the tiger game with your wonderful tiger outfit.

added on the 2004-09-03 03:25:03 by p01

D please.

Thanks,
Pete

added on the 2004-09-03 03:37:51 by parcelshit

what's a bell end? shane we're not englihs please use words everybody understands. after some long thinking i figured out that 'knob' probably means 'penis' in this case, but i'm all too confused still about a "bell end".

added on the 2004-09-03 09:08:42 by skrebbel

Knowing Shane it has something to do with pussification and forced felinity. I wonder if he likes getting read as a wolf anyway though.

added on the 2004-09-03 09:17:06 by 216

D, easily. But that is also the only one of the choices which is guaranteed never to happen (to me).

I guess I can be unlucky and end up with A, B or C at some point in time, but D will never happen. I would prefer D though.

Hm.. The sentences above have a certain Mojo Jojo feel to them, but I'm not going to rephrase. :P

added on the 2004-09-03 09:58:39 by sprocket

D, coz the other options involve a terrible loss :(

added on the 2004-09-03 11:24:19 by post malone

Why didn't more people answer this question?

added on the 2007-09-11 19:34:34 by Shanethewolf

because they dont speak british.

added on the 2007-09-11 20:32:18 by Gargaj

ingland retards!

added on the 2007-09-11 20:56:16 by reed

D for sure!

added on the 2007-09-11 21:12:23 by kusma

Quote:

Failure to choose one of these four options will default as option D and B.

Is this a hint that your cousin doesn't have a dick anymore?

added on the 2007-09-11 22:43:52 by raer

I think about D but I am not sure.

added on the 2007-09-11 22:46:57 by Optimus

i'd say C.

added on the 2007-09-11 22:49:54 by london superhero

Unfair questions because of the kinda slang wording. But, yes, I would say D'n'B.

added on the 2007-09-11 23:00:04 by oxb

(I never put my knob in the vacuum cleaner though...except if the vacuum cleaner is another word for girl ;p)

added on the 2007-09-11 23:04:10 by oxb

Bell end? Knob? What kind of kindergarden slang is this? Too shy to call it dick and balls or something like that? :)

My answer would be "D"; this actually happened to m... never mind.

added on the 2007-09-12 00:54:01 by Stebo