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since it seems to be hip to piss and moan about your private life, microsoft or how to hate the scene.

i just wanted to say



LIFE IS FUCKING AWESOME!

You know the lady?

Hmm... Your nose is quite good, chin okayish, shoulders a bit wide maybe. I fact quite passable overall! Just try to act naturally and don't exaggerate. It's easy to lose grip at that point.

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lichte zeden !! go okkie !!

i pay so i want to enjoy!

life sucks and so do you all.

i dont want to pay to enjoy !

This could bring depression, but it's good for wanking anyways :P

She looks a lot like my ex. Pretty, but putting up with her was more than I could take..

Life might be awesome for a while, but sadly it will get worse... But hey, let's not get there ;)

oh, the lady in the picture is in fact my sister, but it was posted not intended to be sexual, but to show you the joyous thing that is LIFE! (look at her smile!)

So! People! Summer is 'round the corner! Let's all chant!!!!

Cool sister you have with a really evil smile! ;) Will she come to Breakpoint? ;>

alas, she is not of the 'computer loving type' i think she'll be going to a houseparty of some sort.

No need to love computers. Having a some natural attraction to Art should be anough. And ability to stand 100s of guys like you or worse. ;)

not like you, naturally.

I'm not the most nasty one. But i will probably be there. ;)
In fact, i'm waaaay to shy to ever "simply" talk to a girl without running away and hiding behind the bushes!

you never talked to a girl? about anything? the cashier at a supermarket? some chick you accidentally bumped into in a bar?

a few days ago i payed for a few girls who sat beside me in a bar. i told the bartender to keep it secret. but he told them anyway. and then they started going like "oh, this wouldn't have beed necessary". i ran away immediately.

in fact, i do talk to ladies, but only to those whom i happen to know for many years. I even managed to start a conversation a couple of times in all these years. But they don't wear such evil smiles. ;)

Talk about lighter topics, the getnolifers turn feathers into heavy iron!

a few days ago i payed for a few girls who sat beside me in a bar. i told the bartender to keep it secret. but he told them anyway. and then they started going like "oh, this wouldn't have beed necessary". i ran away immediately.

haha :D

just don't run away next time and you're all set!

They wouldn't like me anyway. And it's not funny at all! I'm not sure whether i manage to do something like that during next 5 years!

Well, I see that despite Okkie's best intentions, this 'lighter' thread managed once more to turn into a 'I want to get a life' thread, so....

...Microsoft sucks :-)

Seriously, you have to stop fucking whining!

If you're fat, get on a diet.
If you're skinny, start working out.
If you wear big, ugly, thick glasses, use lenses.
If you're boring.. well, watch more sitcoms and memorize some dialog... or something.
If you've got lots of pimples, change your diet, buy some lotions or whatever...

If you're afraid to talk to girls, do it anyway. Start with some really ugly ones to get rid of the most paralyzing fear of rejection. Once you've managed to shag a few buttugly, overweight, 40-year old bitches, you should be ready to slowly raise your standards. Who knows, one day it might be you and Okkie´s sister... or not.

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP UNTIL YOU'VE TRIED THE ABOVE ADVICE, AND WHEN YOU HAVE - FAILING MISERABLY - DON'T COME HERE TO WHINE ABOUT IT!