Cider With RG [128 byte] by Reservoir Gods [web]
"CIDER WITH RG" A 128 Byte Intro by Reservoir Gods
:: Introduction By Robin Cook ( The Barry White of the foreign office )
What are you doing in my house? You're not from the News of the World are you?
Cider with Rosie? Look, I can explain everything! I only went to her hotel room
to examine some very important foreign office documentation that had somehow
become lodged in her underwear! Oh, 'Cider With RG', the Reservoir Gods demo?
Well I believe it all started with those Swedish people, Dead Hackers Society.
Incidentally aren't Swedish women fantastic? I am thinking of relocating my
constituency office to Sweden, I am sure my voters would agree this would be a
positive move towards European integration. In fact, I am rather keen of
'European Integration' of my own sort!
'Cider With RG' is a 128 byte intro. This means it has just 128 love-bytes of
pulsating code. It does a realtime zoom effect. And it displays the letters RG.
If you sort of squint your eyes you could imagine it was the letters 'RC' which
is my initials! I'm very famous your know! Do you want to sleep with me?
How to run 'Cider With RG' - with Robin Cook's 5 easy steps:
1. Put your Falcon into 320x200 (or 320x240) true colour mode
2. Run 'CIDER128.PRG'
3. Dance around your bedroom with naked glee
4. Run off with your secretary
5. Invade Iraq
Famous cooks who aren't Robin Cook:
1. Alistair Cook & his letter from America
Catchphrase: "Good evening."
Public Response: Zzzzzz
2. Roger Cook
Catchphrase: "Open the door, I know you're in"
Public Response: Attack with blunt instruments
3. Thomas Cook
Catchphrase: "Don't just book it, Thomas Cook it!"
Public Response: Deciding against a holiday this year
4. That chef in the muppets
Catchphrase: "Hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy"
Public Response: "Who slipped the acid into my tea?"
5. Delia Smith
Catchphrase: "And you can find out more in my new book, only 15.99!"
Public Response: Armed Insurrection
6. Captain Cook
Catchphrase: "Ahoy there me hearties!"*
Public Response: Avoidance of history lessons
7. Sam Cooke
Catchphrase: Some soulful crooning
Public Response: When's the next Oasis album out?
8. Peter Cook
Catchphrase: Unprintable
Public Response: Why is he wasting his time with Dudley Moore?
9. That bloke from Ready, Steady, Cook!
Catchphrase: "Not Guilty"
Public Response: Bring back hanging
10. Robert Cooke
Catchphrase: "heja!"
Public Response: Where is Willies?
* Possibly not entirely factually correct
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"Cider With RG 128 byte intro"
Programming
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Mr Pink
Inspiration
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Dead Hackers Society
Air / Moon Safari
Joseph Heller / Catch 22
Sox the Whitehouse cat
Contact
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mrpink_rg@hotmail.com
(c) 1998 Reservoir Gods
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