Disk Maggie 07 by The Lost Boys
MAGGIE ISSUE 7 BY THE MAGGIE TEAM
Time: 3.12 am on a Saturday.
Place: Still London
Closer Description: My bed.
Why? - I am dead tired, but I have to finish this Issue by today
in order to release it at the 16 Bit Fair !!!
Will I make it ? - Of Course.
Reasons : This will be the last show I am attending in the Uk as
I am moving back to Germany in 2 weeks time.
Where to ? - To Stuttgart.
Why ? - I have failed my year at college.
Reasons ? - Spending too much time on the computer.
Why ? - It's fun.
Why ? - I do not know.
Why ? - Stop asking these stupid questions I am tired.
Anyway, for my new address, check out the section where you
can select what is to be loaded, the Mag or a demo screen. At the
end of this read me file there is the Hidden Article. As I am
just too tired now to code one I have decided to include it at
the end of this very short file.
I do admitt that this Issue if not up to the standards of
the last one but this is because I have simply compliled all the
left overs from other older issues and there you go. There are
also a few new articles. I am getting more and more tired. Shit
man, I have to get up in 2 and 1/2 hours and I am also intending
to go to a party tomorrow, ehhhh, today, actually this evening.
So, as I do not really know what I should say I am just going to
continue whatever springs to mind.
Bad Joke, allright, allright I admitt it.
HERE'S AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO TACCO, THE DUTCH GUY. PLEASE
CONTACT ME URGENTLY IN GERMANY. I NEED YOUR PROGRAM. Why haven't
you send it yet ?
Ah well, only two more K to write until there is no more
space left on the disc. As mentioned somewhere else, Maggie 8
will be out in about 2 months time, it will definitely be better
than this issue !!!!!! It's not hard is it ?
Why am I slagging my own magazine off ?
- I am probably too tired.
You have to excuse any bugs which might (or more likely
will) occur while running Maggie, but as I have said before I am
pretty dead !!!!!
I am definitely going to buzz off now,
so
see
ya
next
time
round
from
Germany.
Or
maybe
even
from
another
planet
somewhere
in
this
wide
universe.
Yours Michael Schuessler
from the Maggie Team/TLB
HERE'S THE HIDDEN ARTICLE BY C.H.:
AHA HA HA AHARR!!! Here be the next instalment of the hidden
article thang, I am writing this using a mono emulator, so the
results are a bit disconcerting to look at, anyway on to the main
topic, the BRAND NEW TOTALLY BRILLIANT and bad taste (C)IH games
review ratings system....
(You hold down a key on this emulator and the input goes on
foreverrrrrrrrrrrrr..)
And now,,,,,
())))))))))))) T H E S T I F F Y - G U I D E (((((((((((((((((()
OR.. "The better the game, the harder the tool...."
For Example,, MIDWINTER II (this is only an example, the real
thing is still 3 million years away, it seems..) would rate:-
"A real trouser-burster with a swollen engorged football-sized
head, which threatens to poke out the eyes of a man living in a
parallel universe or something...
Whereas CHASEHQNINJAESWATTURTLESCUTIEPOOS (TM) by OC**N would be
considered under the heading of:-
"Puny white shrivelled chipolata sausage sized remnant which you
would not normally feed to the dog, use only for peeing through.."
I bet you're getting the idea by now, and have a few good
'suggestions' yourselves, here are a few more to be going on
with..
TURRICAN II:- "This is as big as the Eiffel Tower and you need to
put warning lights on it to stop aircraft crashing into it.."
KICK-OFF II:- "Nocturnal emissions responsible for the 'Greenhouse
effect..' A real duvet-drencher.."
PREDATOR II:- "Oh dear, this looks like it has been kept in
freezing water for a prolonged period, then semi-consumed by a
rabid hamster.."
POWERMONGER:- "There goes ANOTHER pair of trousers.."
That will do fer now, the hidden article password for the next
issue is AAAAGGGHHHUMMPPHH!!! (Got him!! -Ed..)
See you again in various places around Maggie, this is my first
article for the current issue, typed with the help of some fingers
and half a brain (approx contents..)
Goodbye from Chris H.... 19/6/91
(I am such a great games reviewer, my joystick became unplugged
and it was 10 days before this was noticed!!)
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