out of space by Impulse
- I M P U L S E -
presents
Out of Space
Compo: 4K
Code: Derange
Music: We said 4K, not 64K
Design<tm>: Helmet
Environment: Java
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How the f*ck do I run this thing?
1. Get and install JRE 1.2.2
2. Get and install J3Dapi (we prefer the OpenGL version)
3. Set your screen size to 640x480
4. Run "java -jar imp_space.jar".
5* Laugh!
*) optional
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Impulse Not-So-FAQ
Q: Who the hell are you guys? I've never heard of you before.
A: Pay a little more attention. We've been around for a long time, we're
just not releasing any stuff.
Q: Wow! I really like this Java intro-stuff! It is so cool! I wanna do the
same, what do I do?
A: Go see a doctor. Something's really wrong with you!
Q: Do you get annoyed by questions asked?
A: Not at all.
Q: Do you get annoyed by the same question asked over and over again?
A: Not really.
Q: So, where is Impulse from?
A: Impulse originated around Breda and grew towards Tilburg when the core
started studying there.
Q: When I drive off with my police vehicle in Police Quest 1 I always get a
flat tire. What am I doing wrong?
A: Easy. Police protocols require that you make a full inspection of your car
before you go on patrol. Just walk a full circle around the car before
stepping into it.
Q: And who is in Impulse then?
A: Impulse is quite big, so if we'd have to name all the members you'd be
fast asleep before we're even halfway.
Q: What is the 75th rule of Acquisition?
A: Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.
Q: Can't your .nfo files be any smaller?
A: We try to get them smaller, so we can enter them in the 4k compos, but
we fail every time.
Q: Do you get annoyed by the same question asked over and over again?
A: Sometimes.
Q: Why do you only greet Magicboy in your intro?
A: He promised to vote for us if we did!
Q: Are you those jerks playing music too loud?
A: No way! ... Are you?
Q: Don't you have anything better to do then writing this?
A: Not really no..
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because we thought it'd make a nice effect.
Q: How do we find Impulse members on parties?
A: You don't.. We'll find you.
Q: Why is it so f*cking hot in the main hall at Bizarre '99?
A: Oh, that.. Derange had a cold so we hacked the central heating system and
raised the temperature a bit. It should be over by somewhere on Sunday.
Q: Why didn't we have a power-failure on August the eleventh?
A: Because the eclipse wasn't organised by the Bizarre crew. *ducking*
Q: May I...
A: No.
Q: Where have all my servers gone?
A: Please, that's not something to get lyrical about.
Q: Was that a balloon with wings I just saw flying over?
A: Ehm... that's not something we're too proud of... but... yeah it was.
Q: Who is that weirdo sitting next to Magicboy in The Magicboy Robot by TBL?
A: Derange keeps claiming it's his twin brother... he can't bring up any proof
though.
Q: Can I...
A: No!
Q: I'm stuck in Maniac Mansion. I need a casette tape of some sort. Where can
I find it?
A: We know that one! It's behind the hidden panel on the right of the library
on the ground floor.
Q: Do you get annoyed by the same question asked over and over and over again?
A: DIE!!!
Q: How can I get in touch with Impulse?
A: We keep telling you, you don't want to. But if we really can't convince you
try impulse.finity.net in a while (we're working on it).
Q: Should I...
A: Shut up? Yes!
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